[27F] "Still single."

LibertyBaron · 2019-04-29T11:58:53+00:00

'Ohh I am sorry for the typo... I wanted to say 37 instead of 27' -Her on the first date.

moorekom · 2019-04-29T13:06:30+00:00

I find it fitting that she looks confused and has her legs wide open.

DeeplyDisturbed1 · 2019-04-29T12:21:39+00:00

27, single female

Wall rapidly approaching, seeking ~~impregnation~~ and/or financial support.

2 kids

Wait, WHAT!? Edit that last comment.

So if you don't...waste my time.

Uh, cup cake. That's not how it works. We won't waste OUR time. Where have you been hiding. It is a whole new world out there.

I'm looking for a relationship...

Yeah, you mean an LTR like as in "one year" as your profile indicates? Got it. One year or less. Please continue...

No FWB or anything like that.

Hmmm. Under one year, but not FWB. Let's hear more...

Don't waste my time and I won't waste yours.

Well, you keep mentioning the "wasting time" thing, but you wasted a lot of time on this profile when you should have been in rehab for your ahem issues.

I enjoy camping, fishing...

Woah!!! Hold up. Stop right there. I am going to have to call bullshit on you, cup cake. Your 1,500 cock stare, despondent body language, 45 year old skin, sketchy dating history, and the mess you call a life, indicate that you rarely camp or fish. If you did, you only did so because Chad liked to do those things and you went with him in the hope that you would be the one to lock him down.

Now put the camera and the keyboard down. Go bake a cake for your kids, teach them some math and how to be self-sufficient, and for God's sake, teach them where you went wrong and guide them so they do not make the same mistakes.

Good luck in your quest cup cake.

UserName3267 · 2019-04-29T14:32:48+00:00

Thats a rough looking 27

Land_of_the_Losers · 2019-04-29T13:12:48+00:00

I thought the "heroin chic" look went out of fashion about 20 years ago?

Giozos1100 · 2019-04-29T13:14:37+00:00

2 kids, longest relationship is under a year. Yikes.

RunawayGrain · 2019-04-29T13:54:44+00:00

How I imagine the writing process for this went:

~~I shouldn't have been such a slut in high school~~ ->

~~I only blew like twenty guys in high school~~ ->

~~My notch count hit triple digits in college ->~~

I'm looking for a relationship no fwb, or anything like that.

~~Chad couldn't get away from me fast enough after he came.~~ ->

~~Both Chad's de-materialized when I got knocked up.~~ ->

2 kids (So if you don't want to date a single mom, don't bother wasting my time.)

~~I really want to find a guy to pay for everything.~~ ->

~~I'm tired of working.~~ ->

~~Dealing with the consequences of my poor decisions myself sucks.~~ ->

I have my own place, car, & job ~~until I find the right sucker~~

~~Try to simulate a personality by listing a bunch of stuff I sat though with previous guys~~ ->

I enjoy ...

TenderWalnut · 2019-04-29T12:21:07+00:00

Tractor pulls? Don’t see that every day

oldman_stone · 2019-04-29T13:02:25+00:00

she looks like she know she is fucked

anyoneinamerica · 2019-04-29T12:24:17+00:00

At least she gave you a picture from the vantage point of fucking her. I'm sure that she will have the same sour look on her face then too.

Such an attractive look on a woman, makes me all turgid and excited. /S /s /SSSSS

EDIT: personality = Class Clown....can anyone actually see this ray of sunshine as a fun, funny, happy thing??? All the pictures of this woman scream class shrew and/or Debbie Downer.

Older_Miggy · 2019-04-29T13:37:05+00:00

Class clown sure looks sad.

Reminds me of the 20 year old pregnant with twins that was on here. That look of sheer desperation.

KingOfPomerania · 2019-04-29T13:52:49+00:00

Hardly surprising if you have two kids. Having said that, it's still highly likely that she is single out of choice. So no sympathy from me I'm afraid!

Emervila · 2019-04-29T14:33:39+00:00

You enjoy(ed) sleeping (around), 27 and counting babe, maybe you can date the wall

OldFashionMarine · 2019-04-29T15:20:54+00:00

What's the deal with all these chics having to take selfies? Do any of them have friends that could take a regular pic of them? Also I'm not raising another man's cumshot and funding their college educations.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-04-30T00:28:28+00:00

"Still single.."

Well, with a sad face like that?

Irony: "Personality: Class Clown"

JavascriptIsTerrible · 2019-04-29T16:11:28+00:00

Well, she didn't make any demands. Although considering she is "still single" despite her having a "place, car and job" she probably just didn't write them down.

KoloGupta · 2019-04-29T23:45:48+00:00

She's 47, not 27. Nice lady-like pose, with legs open. It's sure to attract and keep a high value ATM.

MXRNate77 · 2019-04-30T01:48:21+00:00

If she’s 27 that wall came early to collect on that ass. Her ID may say 27 but face and neck say 47.

Throwthisspaceaway · 2019-04-30T02:15:10+00:00

Methany

TheObelisk · 2019-04-30T20:19:49+00:00

You can't always control how you look, but you can absolutely make up for it quite a bit with a nice personality. But if you put 'don't bother wasting my time' anywhere in your profile, then you just come off as a snobby biatch right off the bat.

notyourdude201 · 2019-04-30T08:51:59+00:00

Dayum, that eye makeup to cover up her thousand cock stare. LOLOLOL

captainsaveahoe69 · 2019-04-30T09:33:28+00:00

5'10" sorry too tall

Philhelm · 2019-05-01T19:32:57+00:00

I don't know what a tractor pull is, but it looks like a red flag.

TheyShootBeesAtYou · 2019-05-02T18:36:54+00:00

I work :)

Pole, or shake and bake synthesis?

Thatsyourissue · 2019-05-05T17:40:02+00:00

Has children, doesn’t want them and looks miserable. What a catch

OkWorld9 · 2019-04-29T16:52:18+00:00

Why is her main picture a cropped crotch shot?

user_miki · 2019-04-29T14:52:26+00:00

It looks like she has Marfan syndrome.

Title	[27F] "Still single."
Author	kevin32
Upvotes	119
Comments	58
Date	April 29, 2019 11:50 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/biojz1/27f_still_single/
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