21 with Chad's 2nd on the way. I want happiness

vampyreorlokk · 2019-03-16T19:46:04+00:00

Remember when this was frowned upon

Single mothers used to be low status

MadeInBeirut13 · 2019-03-16T19:52:05+00:00

Whats crazy is we make fun of this shit, but there are a ton of beta losers who will step up to this.

KoloGupta · 2019-03-16T19:42:48+00:00

She can "take care of herself and her kids". There's just something about pesky bills getting in the way of her kids and her happiness. She deserves to be happy, regardless of her stellar decision making ability.

Her kids don't need a new daddy. They just need ~~an ATM and an errand boy~~ a father figure who will love them and provide them with the life (and happiness!) they deserve.

sakirocks · 2019-03-16T22:08:08+00:00

You know what's truly disgusting? It's not this broken woman here, it's the dozens upon dozens of desperate, gollum-like animals that will inevitably message her within minutes of her account opening. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying she played no part in this, nor am I condoning her behavior, but it's pathetic beta-males that enable this.

Good_Old_Friend · 2019-03-16T20:37:11+00:00

I am 25 pregnant with baby#3, have a almost 8 year old daughter and a 4 year old son.

Could this be an accurate guess on a future post made by her?

_Legendairy_ · 2019-03-16T21:47:55+00:00

Drinks socially while pregnant, how nice...

[deleted] · 2019-03-16T22:44:14+00:00

Pregnant yet smokes occasionally that’s a winner there

OldFashionMarine · 2019-03-16T20:47:17+00:00

The fucking cum is barely dry in her and she's on a dating app 2 kids at 21 and longest relationship time puts her at 16....WTF? Do these skanks realize that pussy doesn't hold the leverage it used to....?GTFO...!

chubsta2k17 · 2019-03-16T20:37:13+00:00

'Somewhat ambitious'? I am getting so bored with all these loser thots saying they are ambitious, when the only ambition they seem to have is to jump on Tyrones dick and then get someone else to pay for the results.

If you are ambitious you would have achieved some form of progress in your life beyond getting knocked up.

Instead, gets pregnant and uses drugs - not sure we have a future Nobel prize winner here.

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-16T20:37:51+00:00

So...was it Chad? Or Tyrone?

Bonus! How about one from each?! Win, win!

SirKolbath · 2019-03-16T23:09:03+00:00

Ladies, pregnant with another man’s child is. Not. Attractive! Quit putting this pic in your damn profiles. For that matter, if you’re still carrying, literally, the baggage from the last relationship you are not ready for a new one!

Medusssssa1 · 2019-03-16T19:38:38+00:00

21 Already With Two Children Probably By A Different Man.. She's Pregnant Yet Looking For Another Man. Can’t It Wait?

Extra_Napkins · 2019-03-16T20:44:36+00:00

I read the last line like “I’m Ron Burgundy??”

Yeah...no one wants to see you flop your pregnant gut out because Chad dumped a hot load in you. It’s like looking at an old stripper. No one wants to see that shit.

Older_Miggy · 2019-03-16T21:13:43+00:00

Age: 21

Longest relationship: 5 years

Best guesses: first boyfriend knocked her up twice, then bailed on relationship.

Guess #2: first boyfriend knocks her up, hangs in there, she gets job at McDonald's (hence Swing Manager), gets knocked up again by Tyrone, first boyfriend bails.

Poor kids.

meerita · 2019-03-16T21:33:01+00:00

I want happyness = nice guy 60k min/year.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-17T01:26:02+00:00

Your basic 2019 whore.

daniellederek · 2019-03-16T23:01:52+00:00

Poor thing. It could have straightened up and flown right. Kiddo 1 was year and half away from being the states problem 9-3 M-F Sept to June which would have freed her up to lock in a beta buxx or Web cam during daylight hours or perused vocational training.

Had she set the appropriate reminder on the iphone to get that dipro shot 4 times a year she could have freely continued to take tyrones cream pies between midnight and 2am when kiddo slept.

Too bad. Good diet and exercise she had a 28% chance of finding a good man at 32 who might have tolerated her 1 almost adult child. Now she's trapped till past 40 well post wall.....

whittlingman · 2019-03-16T23:29:46+00:00

Why is she wearing a wedding ring?

Tyrantjo · 2019-03-16T23:58:08+00:00

You don't have to be Chad to nut in that lol

where_muh_good_mens · 2019-03-17T00:51:26+00:00

You don't have to worry about me finding a new daddy for my children. However, this child needs a Daddy and then some. Will you be my real daddy forever? ... at least until I don't have to listen to you anymore and do whatever the fuck I want... oh and BTW, I'm pregnant again, keep your wallet open asshole!

oirectine00 · 2019-03-17T02:51:34+00:00

I want happiness ??

She's not even sure. She's having trouble convincing herself. She knows deep down she wants a bailout.

CAMYtheCOCONUT · 2019-03-17T06:51:45+00:00

Ethnicity: Pisces

Fuckin hell

Lighthouse_Catpost · 2019-03-16T21:03:20+00:00

Eggy’s looks-match.

Alexia_ynwa · 2019-03-16T23:35:52+00:00

What's up with the ??? at the end

proof_of_vlaze · 2019-03-17T05:35:47+00:00

Personality “Foodie”

what a catch!

ILOVEASIANCUNTS · 2019-03-17T05:58:44+00:00

oh, that pic! she must get some great messages from preggo fetishists...

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-03-17T20:24:03+00:00

body may recover somewhat, but her face has already aged past the wall IMO

UltimateCurryCel · 2019-03-16T22:02:22+00:00

Education: highschool

Machomuk89 · 2019-03-17T04:56:48+00:00

Can't even spell manager, so I'm guessing this "job" is the shift manager of a McDonald's, that and she gets uncle Sam benefits so that the job can "support" her kids.

ILOVEASIANCUNTS · 2019-03-17T06:00:22+00:00

21 (looks rough af for that age)

looks ten months pregnant but smokes, drinks, and does drugs

AVOID AT ALL COSTS

p3ngwin · 2019-03-17T08:48:10+00:00

Jebus that's a hard 21, she looks 40 o.O

[deleted] · 2019-03-17T09:22:26+00:00

If only contraception was freely available then none of this would happen. Oh wait.........

lorum_ipsum_dolor · 2019-03-17T11:57:26+00:00

Here's a new possibility - stay away.

[deleted] · 2019-03-17T19:15:26+00:00

'I want happiness'.

I want a Ferrari 250GTO. I think we're both shit out of luck.

Spidey703 · 2019-03-18T00:32:29+00:00

"i want happiness? " ... do u ? cuz it comes from within

0kool74 · 2019-03-18T01:00:11+00:00

Saying she wants happiness.......looks like happiness for her is Chad cock.

MarinTaranu · 2019-03-18T15:13:38+00:00

21 with an almost 4 year old = Knocked up at 16

This one is a special kind of emotional trainwreck.

Delita_Wasnt_Wrong · 2019-03-18T17:57:35+00:00

That’s a hard 21, Jesus Christ

WAH_FML · 2019-03-18T22:24:03+00:00

i must have developed some beta while i was away, i kinda feel bad for her. She looks like she just rudderless and didnt know what to do but to just ride with the first dick in town that she thought was attractive.

by her profile, she is already thrust into the world and all she wants it happiness. Not a house, car, tall dude , money.

Just a little smile.

[deleted] · 2019-03-21T11:21:57+00:00

Nah, you're just looking for "hap"

You already got the -penis part down.

Philhelm · 2019-03-21T21:38:45+00:00

Gross.

bigboxguy · 2019-04-06T16:31:51+00:00

Look how obliterated she looks at 21.

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