A strong independent gold digger that looks like Alladin's nemisis Jaffar in drag. (Analysis in comments)

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-03T18:05:25+00:00

So what we have here is a post wall chubby bitch that still expects Alpha Chad to kneel down at her feet.

"Fan of old school dating-let me know what time to be ready" = I expect you to make all the arrangements for our time together and i will be very fashionably late putting on the 40 pounds of makeup required.

Everything that you do will cost you money, lots and lots of money, because she is spoiled, isn't cheap, and doesn't like cheapskates. 'Dutch' is insulting to her delicate bitchy sensibilities.

Dual Masters Edumacation = probably a full time student (still at age 40) and has the student loan debt to rival a small country's GDP, which you will begin paying for as soon as she has you on lock down.

She doesn't drive so you better have a car. If that car isn't an $80K+ luxury automobile, then you better hire a car service with a driver. A bitch like this don't "Hablo Uber" either.

as a side note: her use of emojis just shows that despite her advanced and illustrious education, she is still just a basic bitch THOT.

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-03T20:14:16+00:00

Me: alpha male with good career, $150,000 + annually. 5'11", 180 lbs. Not a six pack, but getting there. Fan of fun and casual. Want to keep it light and noncommittal. Will not be discussing or sharing my life with you outside of time we spend together. No marriage. No money. I will give you whatever I think you deserve at the time; at my sole discretion. I will be dating/having sex with other women; you will be dating/having sex with me, and me only. Netflix and chill expected.

You: at least 38" bust, at least .7 WHR. No fatties, no fuglies, no butterfaces. No older than 35. Know how to treat a guy: Blowjobs and giga anal are a lost art. Submissive, quiet, and speaks only when spoken to. Cooks and cleans, takes care of my place, has sex with me, then leaves. I don't respond to drama or demands. No N=4 or greater. No children. I'm spoiled. No habla "so what am I to you?"

You don't like any of this? There's the door.

AliBarakat · 2019-03-03T18:20:55+00:00

Lol she looks like a monkey with a gold Transformers necklace for kids.

https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--fXid7NVt--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/vhjjllf5czgcabu2e81k.jpg

Has the same hairstyle too.

Newbosterone · 2019-03-03T18:52:23+00:00

No Poly Men. The California tell.

Svartanatten · 2019-03-03T19:31:51+00:00

Isn't she kinda, old for an alpha?

AtoZZZ · 2019-03-03T18:02:38+00:00

book/street smart

Where I live we call that trope "declassed/marginalized philosopher". It is like the "free thinker", but with far more "street" than "book".

solitidute__ · 2019-03-03T19:33:17+00:00

"She" looks like man.

MajIssuesCaptObvious · 2019-03-03T21:53:01+00:00

Whenever I hear or read "Traditional", "Old school", "Courting", or anything regarding chivalry, I think "Entitled brat who refuses to pull her own weight and just wants to use men for their money."

My money is my time. It's what I'm going to leave my children along with the knowledge of how to manage it so they'll have more opportunity in life. I'm not spending my life working and investing so some entitled brat who thinks her vagina is priceless can steal that from my kids.

Devilsgun · 2019-03-03T19:56:52+00:00

Jesus, what a creature.

This... THANG... Pretty typical of the smug jackass wooMEN that the Lefttarded .edu system has made out of females.

So Boss

Very Man

Much Powerful

ENTITLE

Roastie_haiku_bot · 2019-03-03T18:21:09+00:00

Fake-up applied with a trowel..

EarlyEndTimes · 2019-03-03T21:35:31+00:00

I would bet money her masters is in “Education”

“Honey, when are you going to get a job?”

“Stop asking! I’m furthering my Education!”

“But when will we be able to pay back some of these loans?”

“When I’m finished with my thesis: Divorce Statistics And Male Bias Against Women In Higher Education!”

anyoneinamerica · 2019-03-03T19:34:17+00:00

I'm surprised Kamala Harris has a Tinder account

TitySuker · 2019-03-03T22:59:54+00:00

Car with 100,000 miles, trying to be repackaged and sold as if it were brand new.

whittlingman · 2019-03-03T19:10:13+00:00

She looks more like Jafar than the guy Disney cast in the upcoming live action Aladdin remake.

uglychick123 · 2019-03-03T19:33:58+00:00

is that jaffar?!

[deleted] · 2019-03-03T19:44:54+00:00

I think this profile is the most cringe one yet

bobbawawa · 2019-03-03T19:58:02+00:00

"book/street smart" = insufferable know-it-all.

"2 masters" = a ton of student loan debt for worthless degrees in feminist dance therapy

"fan of old school dating" = I expect men to fulfill all their traditional masculine obligations without expecting anything in return

Her profile combined with her picture are so unappealing that I really want to believe it's a joke profile.

NickTesla2018 · 2019-03-03T21:23:35+00:00

She's 15 years too late.

LCHFDiabadassT1 · 2019-03-04T00:14:43+00:00

Paula Abdul is that you??

Detallado · 2019-03-04T00:21:24+00:00

What's up with the raccoon like make up?

OldFashionMarine · 2019-03-03T20:07:56+00:00

Lol....you can tell she is in a hotel room bathroom, taking a selfie.

JohnnySkidmarx · 2019-03-03T21:53:34+00:00

No habla “dutch”? Do you habla “get on your knees and blow me”?

LCOSPARELT1 · 2019-03-03T22:38:11+00:00

Not. At. Gunpoint.

iamadrunk_scumbag · 2019-03-03T23:23:38+00:00

Wow all this and she looks like Kermit the frog. Inbox full

SirKolbath · 2019-03-04T00:21:39+00:00

Sometimes one of these profiles lands and all I can say is “Wow.”

ArabicMafia · 2019-03-04T00:24:27+00:00

upvoted purely for the title, thanks OP

YucanSukmeov · 2019-03-04T07:11:24+00:00

40 and still as entitled as she would have been at 20!

ContradictFate · 2019-03-04T03:29:27+00:00

No hablo "Cunt"

Lilcee21 · 2019-03-04T05:24:58+00:00

Don’t diss my mans like that dog!

5shad · 2019-03-04T06:21:21+00:00

Not only that she looks like a villain, she is one.

Wauhappytimez · 2019-03-04T07:02:38+00:00

jaffar be goin wild on tinder

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-03-04T08:03:42+00:00

We don't give a fuck about your Masters.

Ezreal3 · 2019-03-04T09:33:37+00:00

Holy shit, this is one is awful. I feel disgust.

devok1 · 2019-03-04T10:41:03+00:00

She ask for the world and looks like a gremlin.

hostility_kitty · 2019-03-04T16:48:33+00:00

Noo her make-up is so bad :(

Machomuk89 · 2019-03-05T03:05:33+00:00

Always avoid anyone who describes themselves as "street smart"

throwawayinj · 2019-03-05T03:18:56+00:00

"Book/street smart, 2 masters"

First of all, it's "Master's" not "masters" and if you're so fucking smart then how come you haven't figured out how to land a guy yet?

rock1987 · 2019-03-05T06:00:25+00:00

Lists Netflix and mentions got Seinfeld and office.. I don't think any of those are on Netflix

jkarovskaya · 2019-03-05T13:01:59+00:00

"No cheap guys, I'm spoiled?

Yeah, that will get them running to your door, wtf.

Why does she have 10 pounds of black greasy eye shadow a foot thick?

Does anyone think that looks good?

[deleted] · 2019-03-05T18:29:12+00:00

Something about cake and eating it...

oh_no_aliens · 2019-03-05T20:45:59+00:00

jaffar in drag

my fucking sides

Title	A strong independent gold digger that looks like Alladin's nemisis Jaffar in drag. (Analysis in comments)
Author	anyoneinamerica
Upvotes	312
Comments	88
Date	March 3, 2019 5:53 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/awwfil/a_strong_independent_gold_digger_that_looks_like/
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