Must have beard, tattoos, don't bother sending msg if you wear glasses

SirKolbath · 2019-01-03T14:32:47+00:00

My eyesight is fine, which is why I’m swiping left.

LewisCross · 2019-01-03T14:42:55+00:00

She who demands perfection, must be herself perfect.

This one is far, far from perfect. Yet, to her, a hot guy pump and dump would be ideal.

Most women today - women you know, women you've dated, even women you might have been married to at one time or are now - would rather have a very physically attractive man pump and dump them, than have a relationship with a less attractive man.

No_Thot_Control · 2019-01-03T15:01:55+00:00

I like how these chicks on here look different in every picture. Somebody here posted a quote recently, that said something like, "A man's face is an autobiography, while a woman's face is a work of fiction."

EnglishBob71 · 2019-01-03T14:52:47+00:00

By the way to the White Knight incels who ironically decry users here as, well, incels, this creature came after and swiped right on me, not the other way around.

Westernhagen · 2019-01-03T15:09:36+00:00

You're looking for a man? But who's the dude in the photo with you?

EnslavedOpethFan053 · 2019-01-03T16:18:09+00:00

A smoker who is over weight is rejecting people on the basis of eye glasses, something that people need to see.

What a piece of shit.

fivefootsix3outa10 · 2019-01-03T15:38:27+00:00

does no one put her in her place? how could her ego be so out of control the cunt

Philhelm · 2019-01-03T16:39:11+00:00

I saw a photo of Jason Momoa wearing glasses. I guess he's out.

AncapGhxst · 2019-01-03T16:28:57+00:00

She's good at hiding her fat I'll give her that but not them red flags

urwifesbf · 2019-01-03T15:54:11+00:00

Meh, I'd rather have bad eyes than awful teeth like this broad must have.

cycloneous · 2019-01-03T17:43:56+00:00

Don't worry guys, I'm here to help, I'll read the rest of this princesses' profile so that you don't have to!

You people complaining about this virgin princess single mother ought to be ashamed of yourselves! Her f'ed up standards just means she's strong, fierce and independent.

Who doesn't want some one who needs to look like Kenny Rogers with an eye sight like an eagle. Well, on the other hand, you're going to need that good eye sight because when she takes off that fake up non-sense, you're going to need to make sure her face doesn't have from Thotina de Princess, to Fiona de Ogre!

Now before you go stick your meat pipe into her Meat Pipe Processing (MPU) between her legs, there are several things you need to know, she needs you to have the following:

six figure income

six feet or more height

six pack abs

a house for her and demon spawn

eye sight like a bald eagle and a beard like Kenny Rogers

Verdict

Avoid at all costs, you're going to need more then just glasses and beard to access her Meat Pipe Processing Unit since access is only granted to the Chad's, Tyrone's and Juan Pedro's of the world!

Chiliresident · 2019-01-03T18:12:03+00:00

Million dick stare. Unnatural hair colors. Tattooed and pierced. Single mother. “Extra pounds”. Zero warmth. I’m sure zero personality. Over the hill for the marriage market. Busted and burnt out. She knows she’s only good for a meaningless one night fling, She also knows that no family minded man would want anything to do with her. So to project she lists stupid requirements to make her look selective. Looks like the typical ex stripper type.

These thots should just cut and paste the message “entertain me in some way and I’ll have sex with you”

CoMaBlaCK · 2019-01-03T17:49:29+00:00

Isn’t it amazing that despite her flaws she’s in the dating drivers seat.

jonjp806 · 2019-01-03T20:48:33+00:00

She has no orginality in the type of guy she wants. She wants what's popular and most men with beards and tattoos do it cause it's popular. It attracts "women" but a certain kind of women. Like this one. She's going to find all the trash guys since what she wants is a wide population of the guys at this moment. She's pure pump and dump material. Which what she will be til she hits the wall. In her case not that long at all.

redditloginfail · 2019-01-03T16:35:50+00:00

I wonder how old that picture on the far right is.

iVah1d · 2019-01-03T17:27:21+00:00

Any person with a 5/10 eyesight can see though her bullshit, there is no need to perfect eyesight.

1point9gpa · 2019-01-03T22:22:48+00:00

Ethnicity: Caucasian, Cancer

Girl -- your type of people ARE Cancer

Thot be gone! 👺

LimousineLibtard · 2019-01-03T18:17:43+00:00

"A few extra pounds" = Morbidly obese

Every time.

byronshadow · 2019-01-03T17:04:16+00:00

Getting a vaguely fetal-alcohol syndrome vibe from her pics. And of course she has a pet shitbull.

Conversation starters: ....

Just having tattoos and dyed hair makes her interesting doncha know?

Catholic

LOL. Quick tip for people curious about the church: look for one that does a Latin service and/or has a good proportion of Lebanese and/or Polish immigrants attending. Many have been corrupted.

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-01-03T17:32:06+00:00

I bet she was very attractive when she was young 18-21 before she started riding the CC in earnest and making her modifications. At least she'll have the memories of an alpha widow to fill her dreams.

"Here comes the wall, doo doo do do; Here comes the wall, and I say, it's thot's life"

TitsAndWhiskey · 2019-01-03T19:06:48+00:00

She certainly is ambitious. Have to give her that at least.

jimmyjoejimbob · 2019-01-03T19:40:07+00:00

That Captain Marvel facial expression though...

Gordon-G · 2019-01-03T18:03:08+00:00

I see 4 🚩 red flags whore alerts just at first glance...tats, dyed hair, big hoop earrings and obnoxious bitch

[deleted] · 2019-01-03T18:04:37+00:00

Catholic... right. I’m sure.

johnny_qcb · 2019-01-03T19:00:36+00:00

If I was that ugly, I wouldn't wanna be with someone with perfect eyesight.

voncloft · 2019-01-03T19:12:52+00:00

Bye bitch.

redveinlover · 2019-01-03T19:56:05+00:00

I love these "a few extra pounds" body type listings. Guess "slovenly, disgusting fat fuck" would be too honest?

ForNowICanSee · 2019-01-03T20:27:56+00:00

Conversation starters “...” ; that covers about 90% of women out there.

Ineedmorebooze · 2019-01-03T20:38:08+00:00

haha ??

Chairman_Ellen_Pao · 2019-01-03T20:56:49+00:00

"Serious dislike for glasses"? She must have some kind of daddy issues.

Fat_Akuma · 2019-01-03T19:38:38+00:00

Ick.

Hairy_Nipplez · 2019-01-03T23:10:18+00:00

Hahaha women are hilarious

thedraindeimo · 2019-01-04T00:45:58+00:00

Fuck me for having astigmatism.

MGTOWacct · 2019-01-05T01:13:23+00:00

...

IcebergHermit · 2019-01-15T21:39:23+00:00

It looks like Mister Spock dressed in drag 🤣

HodlSolo · 2019-01-03T19:57:34+00:00

Is "socialising" a euphemism for being a regular on the CC?

Title	Must have beard, tattoos, don't bother sending msg if you wear glasses
Author	EnglishBob71
Upvotes	225
Comments	75
Date	January 3, 2019 2:25 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/ac65r1/must_have_beard_tattoos_dont_bother_sending_msg/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/must-have-beard-tattoos-dont-bother-sending-msg-if.347340 https://theredarchive.com/post/347340

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