She's lonely, desperate, pathetic and single. So that must mean she's an expert right?! That's why she made this blog for all the other lonely desperate pathetic single women out there.

comptejete · 2018-05-25T11:21:43+00:00

A good retort from someone in the comment section:

Before I begin, I’ll start with a few questions:

You mention Good Men a lot in your blog post. From your perspective and opinion, how would you define a “good man”?

If you work full-time and don’t go to bars (and other than baseball games), where do you think would be a good spot to meet men? Are you actively approaching men?

What is your education level? I’m asking because from the research I’ve read( I read this stuff all of the time due to my profession) and from anecdotal experiences working in a field that is female dominated; it seems that the higher the educational level, the more likely a woman is to remain single – or rather, their potential dating pool becomes smaller due to their unwillingness to date men who are not “at their level” in terms of education.

Anecdotal; I tried to set up a date with one of my friends who is a trades-person and who already owns their own house at 28, is debt free, and is a welder and pipe-fitter. He’s also 6″1, a gorgeous man, and is extremely funny. My colleague had one date with him and said that she wanted someone with a Masters Degree – literally. It wasn’t that he didn’t earn enough money(He’s pulling in $130,000 a year last time I heard, which is more than double her salary!), wasn’t intelligent or witty, or wasn’t handsome: it came down to his level of education. Again, there’s a lot of research out there indicating that women rarely date across educational lines, regardless of salary – which mystifies me to no end, especially when in the same breath they complain incessantly about not finding a good man.

Outcome: He got married to a woman a year later who was nearly a decade younger than him and completing her nursing school – they now have two beautiful children.

My story:

I’m 30 and living in North America. I’ve traveled extensively, I’m tall, I’m in shape, have college diploma and am about to finish my degree. I dress well, get complimented on my looks (way more than in my early 20’s!) and am loving life. I have many hobbies, enjoy the outdoors, and read a lot. I have a dream career with benefits, full-time flex hours, and I absolutely adore what I’m doing and where I am and headed in life. I have zero debt, a lot of savings, and am emotionally, mentally, and financially stable. My goal is to build a home, mortgage-free on my property, and I’m about to hit it. Here’s the catch: It’s still not good enough for women my age – and I’ve given up altogether.

Here’s why I’ve given up on women my age:

-Already married. The “Good Women” have already married “The Good Men”. This is the number one reason why we’re having trouble finding these unicorns. We’ve waited too long and the unicorns are gone.

-Ridiculous standards. I could rant about this for ages but I’m not wasting my time.

-Most are single mothers. I don’t have anything against single mothers (I was raised by an incredible woman – thanks mom!) but I’m simply not ready or willing to raise a child that isn’t my own. I don’t want to get attached to a child or raise them and have no parental rights if we break up. I’m thinking about the kid too – I don’t want them to have any more abandonment issues or confusion than they already have from their first divorce.

-Most are out of shape: They smoke, drink wine and coolers constantly – They’re essentially functioning alcoholics. It almost seems that women drink more than men these days! The women I know and are friends with that are aged 28-35 seem to be constantly posting about their drunken adventures, many times a week, on work-nights. This may seem judgy, and maybe I’m getting old and boring, but heh.

-Debt levels. They’re all broke! I used to work in finance – taking on that kind of debt is extremely risky, especially when my region has some of the highest levels of divorce in the nation. I’m not marrying someone who has that level of debt, both consumer and student loans.

-As shitty as this sounds – and this doesn’t apply to you – you’re quite attractive and don’t seem to be the type who eats cheetos in bed and gets shitfaced at bars on the regular. Ok, anyway, with all of the stress associated with the lifestyle choices listed above; They appear old. They appear unhappy. They appear unapproachable.

What I’m doing about this:

I date younger women. I can’t help it. If someone looks approachable and I’m attracted to them, I’ll ask them out. My dating life is actually far, far better than it was in my early 20’s.

I stopped caring so much. Women don’t define my happiness, however, a “good woman” could potentially enhance it. I stopped seeking validation from others – doesn’t matter what gender. I have far too many friends to hang out with, places to go, and things to do to really actively seek out companionship. Relaxing.

I can’t risk marriage. Not in this economy. Not in this climate. I have far too much to lose and it’s simply not worth it. My father’s been divorced twice and the poor fucker’s been taken to the cleaners twice. Just no. I’m not religious. I don’t care about getting hitched in a church. It means nothing to me. I’m a feminist and the institution of marriage is oppressive to both men and women. Thanks Trudeau!

I’m content “alone”. Again, I’m not in a relationship, but I’m not alone. I have an exciting life and I’m living it to the fullest.

Still dating, but making it clear to potential dates of my motivations. I believe that setting boundaries and defining expectations is solid. I attended a SlutWalk and was empowered by women not to be shamed about my sex life. Thank you feminism!

A couple of tips, coming from someone who’s about your age: – Approach men.

somuchluv2give · 2018-05-25T10:48:45+00:00

She’s already been ruined by the carousel. You can see it in her eyes. And she’s alpha widowed. She knows what she wants but can’t find it because what she wants is out dating girls 5-10 years younger than her. We all know how this story ends. A tale as old as time.

gods_bones · 2018-05-25T09:48:53+00:00

It's quite apt that she named it 29andTerrified.com

Although she's probably 35.

waterfat · 2018-05-25T09:53:19+00:00

She's going to continue to "find herself" well into her 30s.

houseoftolstoy · 2018-05-25T11:08:35+00:00

You are no longer 24. Being 24 and being 29 are vastly different. At 24 I was young, naive, full of hope and open to all possibilities. Cute and funny guy with no real job, ehh he’ll get one! At 29 I am cynical, low on patience and know exactly what I want.

And this, guys, is why you never date a woman over 27.

sleepyweaselisawake · 2018-05-25T11:11:53+00:00

This is the saddest, most hilarious thing I've read in quite some time. Great find Op!

She spent two years trying to find herself? Yeah right.. more like two years trying any new cock that would have her. And, she admits to fucking a baseball team because bragging rights. High five guys! Amiright!?

This woman is 100% of what's wrong with modern women. She knows she was getting by on her looks, is aware she can no longer compete, and suddenly the guys she used to reject are looking better than living alone.

Once they hit 30 don't give them the time of day guys, they missed their shot. Unless you want to P&D then by all means proceed.

Westernhagen · 2018-05-25T13:27:19+00:00

On another part of the site, she describes the "wrong" men she has dated. This includes her getting pumped and dumped by Chad, but also the boring betaboys she was forced to dump:

This guy isn’t horrible. He is nice, he adores you in fact. And you like him because well, he isn’t a threat. He could never do better than you! Finally, after the beating your ego took with the player and the narcissist you can be the adored one. And no more worrying every time a pretty girl walks in the room. Then over time you will realize this man may meet lots of nice bullet points on your list, but you aren’t that into him and he doesn’t realistically meet your “top tier” qualifications for a husband, you just let him slide on account of the fact that he liked you SO darn much. He’s history.

So many lessons there! Never let her think you have no other options, that you could never do better than her, that you're totally invested in her and not interested in other women. Will she regret not settling for "The Safe Bet" before it is too late and her ovaries dry up? The world wonders...

masterofthebarkarts · 2018-05-25T13:38:34+00:00

In a later post she goes on a date with nice, respectful "gentleman" who literally does all the formal, thoughtful, be-a-man-and-organize-a-real-date stuff she wants.

But she's not impressed because there isn't instant chemistry so she stops seeing him.

The End.

Westernhagen · 2018-05-25T12:43:07+00:00

Wow, age 29 and she's already tired, jaded, and cynical.

Imagine how she's going to feel at 39... and 49...

ManReggie · 2018-05-25T10:22:49+00:00

She looks like a big friendly horse

[deleted] · 2018-05-25T19:17:09+00:00

Listen gents.

I will tell you something right now.

This woman is attractive enough for her age. She is easily top 30% for her age. Easily. She is more than attractive enough to attract younger men for cougaring and sex. She is more than attractive enough to have 35 year old BBs and 42 year old divorced men eating out of her hand.

And in the next few years, after sexing up some 22 year old ballers and some frat boys and some 27 year old wannabe players, she'll settle down with a 38 year old IT supervisor or middle manager or up and comer at a local company. He's an average looking guy. He's pulling down $130K and makes a good living. Fortunately for her he has no kids, but is divorced.

This woman WILL find someone to marry her. She WILL. This woman WILL land on her feet. She will not go single forever. Some guy will snap her up, and he will regale and marvel at his exceedingly good fortune. And he will love her to the ends of the earth.

She, on the other hand, will count the $ in the bank account, make sure she knows where every penny is, and control his every move. At the same time, she's still got those phone numbers of the minor leaguer, Fuckbuddy Rockbanddrummer, Alpha McGorgeous, and her First College Boyfriend. She especially texts Mr. FCB after they reconnected on Facebook. IN a few years, FCB's marriage to his fat frump will be on the rocks. And Jessica will be there with open arms (and open legs) to comfort him, while her husband pounds his pud and watches the Star Wars prequels.

Mark my words. She'll get her Beta Bux. And she'll have her Alpha Fucks, too.

AllahHatesFags · 2018-05-25T14:25:36+00:00

Funny how she only allowed 10 comments to go up and then bitched about MGTOWs. Assuming the picture is current, she is actually fairly attractive for her age so that leads me to think the only real obstacle she has to finding a man is her own issues. She definitely rode the carousel hard, you can see it in the thousand-cock stare, so now she is likely unable to pair-bond.

Although she won't admit it, her standards are likely too high. She has a bachelor's degree in business, and only two types of people get that: people who already have a good or service they can sell and want to start their own business or people who have no idea what they want to do with their life so they get it as a generic college degree. So either she owns her own business (unlikely because most small business owners are men) or she is a secretary or other low-level office worker. Any man that wants to date had better be making six figures and be in management because she will not settle for some blue-collar loser who works in the trades, regardless of his income. The electrician making six figures doesn't have enough status, she deserves to marry the CEO. The CEO is either plating younger women or has been married to a younger woman already. So she will either have to settle for beta bux or get some feline companions.

redditloginfail · 2018-05-25T10:25:49+00:00

Haha. That shit eating grin and those crazy eyes. I knew what to expect before even reading the article.

fuck-fuck-fuck-fuck- · 2018-05-25T15:40:53+00:00

Preaching to the choir, but...

When she was 24, wearing tight skirts, and 4” heels, she was swallowing the cum of douchebags at the very bars she complains about.

Now that she’s 29 and doesn’t want to wear skirts and heels even bother to do her hair, she wants some white knight with a 6-figure income to sweep her off her no-longer-pedicured feet.

“Oh, no, honey. I’m a ‘born-again virgin.’ I know I used to suck all those dicks but, um, uh, I only did it because I was young, impressionable, and doing it because that’s what THEY wanted. Yeah. They wanted it. I love you. And with you, all that dirty nonsense is in the past. We don’t do icky blowjobs anymore. Oh, can you buy me stuff?”

[deleted] · 2018-05-25T11:44:47+00:00

If digesting her emotionally toxic soup wasn't enough you have to live with those fucking horse teeth

bongohai · 2018-05-25T13:18:44+00:00

She actually uses the strapline 'where have all the good men gone'. Doesn't need any help caricaturing herself.

[deleted] · 2018-05-25T10:03:30+00:00

Great find brother! You're doing God's work.

[deleted] · 2018-05-25T17:08:25+00:00

She reminds me of the single 30yo+ women in the NYC dating pool that I had way too much experience with in the past.

Smart, high value, professional woman who isn't as hot or "adventurous" as she used to be in her early-to-mid 20's, but is still pretty attractive and fairly easy to get into bed if you tick certain boxes. She's got an active social calendar with lots of opportunities to meet men, and could sign up to any dating ap and have a string of men at her disposal. She'll forever lament the lack of "good" men though, because her and all the women like her are all just essentially seeking out the same guy: A handsome, educated, professional, fit, 6ft+, usually white guy with a good UMC background who is sweet and courteous but still challenging and unpredictable. They'll compromise on some areas, but to these kind of women, any man who doesn't fit at least most of that criteria simply doesn't exist.

Unfortunately for them, even in NYC those guys are few and far between; and most of the ones they do meet will just fuck them but won't date them long term.

Ultimately though, they usually get to have their cake and eat it too. Most of them end up settling for pretty decent beta provider types and the better looking ones actually do wrap up their alpha guys eventually.

Traksimuss · 2018-05-25T11:08:06+00:00

Thanks, I even shed a fake tear for her. Another woman settling hard in the future.

Philhelm · 2018-05-25T14:03:06+00:00

I have been single for the past nine months. Before that brief relationship nine months ago, I had been single for about two years.

How many random cocks does that translate into?

[deleted] · 2018-05-25T16:45:53+00:00

Let me sum it all up for you princess: you want a tall, educated, fit, good looking, rich guy who is smart, but still dumb enough to sign over the power to destroy his life to you, getting nothing in return all while you are acting like you are doing him a big favor. Well....good luck with all that then.

enjoy_life88 · 2018-05-25T12:07:17+00:00

Jesus, she looks terrifying!

I can see the Devil in those eyes.

DeepConfusion98 · 2018-05-25T12:49:10+00:00

Post wall woman desperate for beta bux and alpha fux

pechuga · 2018-05-25T15:22:09+00:00

She looks like the “May I speak with your manager?” type of person

toysjoe · 2018-05-25T15:58:15+00:00

I love that they all refer to being in stable relationships as being “luck”.

When in fact women as a whole have completely destroyed dating and relationships, turning it into a complete gambit where neither gender can trust the other.

Even still, women have ample opportunity to enter in stable relationships in their early 20s, which they piss away because of their poor decision making and then blaming it all on “luck”.

[deleted] · 2018-05-25T19:03:58+00:00

I feel a translation coming on. Here goes.

I just broke up with a guy and have been single for 9 months. (don't know why that period of time is on my mind...) anyway, I am desperate. My slutty friend Em has got it going on. But I've been there done that..

So, yeah, being single in your late 20s is hard, but not as hard as that dick we run across. I totally fucked the shit out of that minor league baseball player that night. But was a total pump and dump.

This whole adulting thing is difficult. I need someone to help me ~~pay the bills~~ with it.

I'm sick of getting fucked and chucked. I need a real alpha bux. But since that's not on the horizon, I'd settle for a nice guy. And damn my tits are sagging, my ass is dragging, and I'm just not as tight as I was. I need to get back to the gym!

And I'm tired. I gotta work! I gotta take care of business! It'd sure be nice to have a guy to ~~start paying for shit around here~~ help me out!

The truth is, I have no fucking idea where "good men" are. I have no fucking idea what a "good man" is. I thought that minor leaguer could be, but, hey, that's my pussy talking he he!!!

roxon89 · 2018-05-25T17:05:30+00:00

Fucking hell. AGAIN!! Yet another woman lamenting the lack of “good men” but says not a single word as to what she has to offer in return.

What does she have to offer any “good men?”

Why would any “good men” wish to pursue her?

[deleted] · 2018-05-25T18:22:48+00:00

"I'm hitting the wall and my vagina looks like it's turned inside out from a mile of dick over the past 10 years. I want to find a rich handsome man to save me from my cock carousel and cat ownership lifestyle so I can lay on the couch and watch Ellen indefinitely".

SirKolbath · 2018-05-25T18:55:15+00:00

All of her Thirteen Reasons Why she's single and afraid to be pretty much provide solid evidence to everything we say in the Red Pill. She was convinced by Third Wave Feminism to be uber picky. She didn't put the effort into keeping whatever relationships she had (probably let sex taper off). Now she's literally explaining the wall: she has to compete with a bunch of 24-year old girls in short skirts and heels and "perfect contouring" while she "considers it a win if she does her hair".

She confirms almost every tenet of TRP. And then she makes it worse by embarking on this 90 days to meet a man nonsense. As that clock ticks down and the sands drain from her hourglass (figure) she's going to get more and more desperate. Eventually, about day 75, she's going to find Mister Good'nuff. She's going to embark on a relationship with this guy (Who will probably be a beta soyboy and just tickled to have a relatively cute blonde girlfriend instead of looking at her honestly.) She might even marry this man, and it will be entirely under pretenses that are false. Three years or so later she'll meet a yoga instructor or personal trainer or tennis coach (or another baseball player) and then the hidden messages will start. A few pics back and forth. Then a meeting that she'll hamster into "It was nothing. We just had drinks and talked about work, but he just gets me more than Betabilly, you know, Em?"

Em, of course, being a sex positive (slut) modern woman, thinks nothing of keeping her commitments to men or encouraging her friend to do the same, so she'll be either a cheerleader or a beard or both.

The good news is, after this woman marries and then cheats on the man she's going to find in the next quarter year, we will hopefully gain another Red Pill convert when he gropes around on the web trying to understand her behavior and stumbles across /TheRedPill or /askTRP or even here.

The bad news is that this woman is set up for a very unhappy life if she doesn't self-correct, an activity for which very few women possess the capacity.

EoinHbern · 2018-05-25T12:50:52+00:00

There's quite a few comments here about her eyes appearing wicked. The eyes are fascinating. I actually think it's the result of her enduring strain from sex and also perhaps something to do with acquiring multiple strands of foreign male DNA. In fact, virginity can be determined from the eyes:

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=virgin%20eyes&amp=true

B_P_G · 2018-05-26T02:43:20+00:00

I think this site is going to be a gold mine. I've already bookmarked it.

The Player This guy just can’t keep it in his freaking pants.

Is that the problem?

He is charming, too charming, but usually equally stupid. He is hitting on you and your best friend at the same bar, in the same night.

That really is stupid. This guy sounds like such a douche. What woman would date someone like that?

Yes, I actually dated this dude

Oh.

(several times).

Hmm... Let's move on.

Has little going for himself except that he is a fast talker.

That and the fact that he's pretty good at getting women to date him. He's apparently even bagging women who dislike him so much they write blog posts about him.

Curthurley · 2018-05-25T17:44:59+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/twentynineandterrified/

anonmymouse · 2018-05-25T15:50:11+00:00

does she actually smile like that?

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SheHitMeWithaDildo · 2018-05-26T01:37:45+00:00

Fake smile. Crazy eyes. She's an alpha widow. There's no saving her.

NetherIndy · 2018-05-27T19:25:27+00:00

What a gold mine. Poe's Law and all, I keep thinking it's some joke, but also so believable.

https://www.twentynineandterrified.com/meet-jessi/

Living at home, working part-time for dad... what do that call that in men?

And, I don't care what your grades were, trying to fly a "cum laude" qualifier to your degree in Business Management from Cal State Fresno is absolutely hilarious.

[deleted] · 2018-05-25T20:54:29+00:00

I think we know that by now 😂

B_P_G · 2018-05-26T02:21:15+00:00

I must warn you, I am extremely picky

And that's why she can't find any "good men".

T0000009 · 2018-05-26T23:35:54+00:00

Used Tramp I approved this comment because it wasn’t half as crude or inappropriate as the other men from MGTOW left me.

It's only "inappropriate" because it's the fucking truth dummy

Used Tramp I’m not looking for men that are interested in partying with 20 year olds and not settling down. So that issue is already solved.

You wish sugar britches, those men don't want anything to do with you and you've found that out so now you're making excuses because they rejected you.

Used Tramp I have dated wealthy and it’s not a concern or even a desire for me really. We want to lead different lives.

Save the piety bitch, you got fucked and chucked by them and lacked the skills to keep them interested and they had hundreds of sluts like you lined up. Face it, you tried playing the whore with a heart of gold routine and it didn't work and those men saw right through your charade.

Used Tramp I want to lead an average life with a man looking to have a family. It’s crazy I know, but they are out there still.

No you don't, if that were the case you would not have penned this tripe, because this garbage is just a way for you to get attention from men that you mistakenly believe you can parlay into a divorce settlement later.

Used Tramp Thanks for trying to explain biology to me. Much appreciated

We both know you don't actually appreciate it, and are to dense to understand biology anyway not matter how much a man dumbs it down for you.

AFthrowaway3000 · 2018-05-25T23:45:05+00:00

Tried going to the site and it doesn't even exist anymore

http://29andterrified.com/

monkdaevo · 2018-05-26T00:01:10+00:00

Or 27 and under.

lulz3r · 2018-05-26T02:12:46+00:00

You aged out, hag.

Trail_of_Jeers · 2018-05-26T15:09:58+00:00

29/31

kayfab · 2018-05-26T15:38:27+00:00

29 mmmm the wall is coming dear

Bilbo_T_Baggins_OMG · 2018-05-26T18:17:18+00:00

Just looking at the picture at the top shows her definition definition of a "good man": rich.

averis1 · 2018-05-28T04:51:03+00:00

One thing she hasn't done is any form of self-improvement..

She pointed fingers the whole time.

Instead of desiring a partner with a six-figure salary and a high social standing..

Why can't YOU work on being that person yourself?

This is something I just can't understand about women.

Man: I want to be a successful entrepreneur.

Woman: I want to marry a successful entrepreneur.

Man: ...?

Rockmann1 · 2018-06-07T19:55:29+00:00

"I just want a guy that wants to settle down" = I'm ready to have kids and he better be cute and rich.

RareHalfling · 2018-05-25T13:13:53+00:00

Wow. This is just sad. Why does this subreddit exist? I mean it's great your trying to save your image. And I totally respect that. It's just that idk how others are gonna look upon this

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