Don't Get Married.

nebnoskcaj · 2020-04-09T10:55:44+00:00

sad thing is even though shes an escort and a felon and an addict hes going to lose his kid if they divorce

Fuxk1n · 2020-04-09T11:02:20+00:00

I felt bad for him until I read the last line. It's his fault.

onlypinhead2000 · 2020-04-09T10:57:31+00:00

The chick was an addict and felon. Why did you put a ring on it?!

silly_birb · 2020-04-09T12:52:58+00:00

Captain save the hoe is paying the price for his choice

Rottinghere · 2020-04-09T10:57:39+00:00

Uuugh... Yet another victim of the marriage industrial complex. When oh when will it ever end?!?

deadBeefCafe2014 · 2020-04-09T12:09:45+00:00

I’d take that planner to my attorney to be used as evidence in an at fault divorce. I’d bet he could get his kid too.

Ketsa · 2020-04-09T14:29:29+00:00

First thing to do is a DNA test on that bastard...

GearaltofRivia · 2020-04-09T13:06:13+00:00

“Recovering addict with a felony”

“What do I do?”

“I’m broken”

Lol

CertainCrow1 · 2020-04-09T14:21:57+00:00

'I'VE' been in love for 15 years.... Fixed it for him

Zachjsrf · 2020-04-09T12:38:38+00:00

So glad I decided at a young age that marriage and kids aren't for me. My life is awesome just the way it is.

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-04-09T12:49:05+00:00

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2020-04-09T15:21:01+00:00

TL:DR My wife is a junkie, criminal, and hooker. What should I do?

TrynaBeTheBest · 2020-04-09T13:32:09+00:00

another reddit cuck bites the dust

IceyBear988 · 2020-04-09T13:34:08+00:00

15 years, well I'm like the alternate of him. I kept renewing my unofficial contract of my gf every two years just to decide if she is wife material, we she cheated on my once at the age of 16 and I thought I let it slide since we were all young, then the second time was the last straw and I kicked her out. She probably cheated on me during all these times, who knows? Once a cheater always a cheater. If you met a girl who claims all kind of bullshit about her ex is this and that, take it with a container of salt because she is most likely lying, like 99.9%.

Fhaze1117 · 2020-04-09T14:13:18+00:00

"just had our fucking kid last year".... The old bait and switch. Once kid comes, your true gf/wife comes out.

Ah,her funding is secured for the next 18 years! Now it's her time to HO out at his expense of course lol

PipBoyTInkerer · 2020-04-09T15:27:28+00:00

what the fuck do I do???

sees it's relationship_advice

Yeah, you need to gently get her into counseling. The feminist-educated counselor will tell you it's all your fault she became a STD-ridden whore while giving you nothing but bitchiness and drama and high-maintenance. She'll help your wife hamster away all her sins and turn it 100% on you. Sure, your wife cheated on, lied to, and disrespected you, but why must you get angry at her when she stumbled home at 3AM drunk? After working 10 hour shifts, six days a week, you didn't smile at her or validate her new haircut one night, which obviously lead her to seek that validation elsewhere (and in multiple orifices).

Once you've lost it a few times in front of the counselor and wife double-teaming you (not in the fun way), they'll have enough evidence that you are unhinged and can proceed with the inevitable divorce-rape where this poor little woman barely escaped your evil clutches. And, despite her making far more than you tax-free, you should pay her half your assets and alimony and child support (because she's still a great mom in between dick-sucking sessions).

2020-04-09T16:19:35+00:00

Oneitis at its best. Oh man how I love being red pilled and single.

Obermarschall · 2020-04-09T12:24:25+00:00

He should take her money or sell her dresses and get some Monero.

MundaneGrab8 · 2020-04-09T17:34:50+00:00

We’ve been in love...

LMFAO speak for yourself there simp’o!

realChebz · 2020-04-09T17:25:09+00:00

Funny how the guys always say "we were in love"... no YOU were in love while she was fucking other dudes.

licknsuckus · 2020-04-09T17:10:37+00:00

OK well let's look at this, what do I do? How about getting some balls and or ask her for yours back! Then get an attorney and start the exit strategy. you need evidence of her crime. Yes being a whore is a crime and it's being committed on you and you kid. Then its time to hoard cash and cut off her supply from you. does she had a car that you pay for, stop that quick and as they say lay the snake straight. Felon, well this is crazy but OK you agreed to it. But for you this is good because she is also doing the drugs again and if you don't think so you are really fucking stupid or your doing them as well. Either way call the cops and have them search your home and her car and they will find them. Say good by to the felon! Now that she is in jail have your attorney move fast and the kid and everything else is now yours! This only works if you follow the first rule, get your balls back!

BrexrSiege · 2020-04-09T17:52:51+00:00

guy is such a cuck i almost downvoted instinctively

ikhwan_arif · 2020-04-09T18:54:05+00:00

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Trust_No_Bitches · 2020-04-09T19:11:37+00:00

This is why you don't get into relationships with people you feel you need to rescue. They don't want your help, and they will slack off and return to their self-destructive ways as soon as there is trouble in the relationship.

Morb357 · 2020-04-09T20:43:17+00:00

AWALT

Innovative_being · 2020-04-09T22:14:25+00:00

We’ve been in love for 15 years now

No sir, you have been in love for 15 years now.

afrank76 · 2020-04-10T00:17:58+00:00

Set her ass up to get busted by vice cops!! THEN- divorce her.

corytrevor710 · 2020-04-09T14:32:35+00:00

Funny thing is he would reject the only true movement that could actually help his ass.

TrustYourInsticts · 2020-04-09T14:37:13+00:00

Link to the original post? We could offer real advice such as: 1)change locks (if she leaves the house) 2)talk to a lawyer about how to handle the divorce (ask multiple lawyers before you decide which one to hire) 3)document every single evidence you can find pointing that she is cheating on you. 4)if things are bad, try to liquify your assets into certain currency (silver,gold,bitcoin, you name it) so that she won't be able to get much from you.

ryoko227 · 2020-04-09T15:40:28+00:00

"... she is a recovering addict with a felony..." man, did she pull a number on him. Before making any serious decision about a woman, have a wank. Make sure what you are thinking isn't just the little head, steering the big one. And ya, DGM. Husbands die before wives, because they choose to.

Chakra_Devourer · 2020-04-09T15:44:34+00:00

this is a joke, right? Gotta be a troll post.

recovering addict/felony, doesn't work and have a bunch of fuck buddies. There's a good possibility that she's an escort/prostitute?

greeniehollow · 2020-04-09T15:46:00+00:00

Document everything...say nothing. Borrow a friend's truck to low key follow her around...take pictures. She has no job and she had a baby by you...unless you can prove to the courts that she's an unfit mother...you'll be paying her too.

Wide-Brick · 2020-04-09T16:23:12+00:00

Persevere....you are strong enough.

AWALT

HWGA_Gallifrey · 2020-04-09T16:28:13+00:00

AWALT. Like a fucking broken, STD-ridden, record.

BigBrainHuffman · 2020-04-09T17:03:34+00:00

Never understood the highschool sweetheart people. It RARELY ever works out at all.

dissociatedpanda · 2020-04-09T18:20:48+00:00

I lmao at "my wife is a fucking escort". The line is like a punch line to a bad joke. But alas the dudes stuck hard in a tragedy. GYOW ffs.

xTotallyNotTrolling · 2020-04-09T18:47:20+00:00

yeah, this is why i enter on reddit everyday.

if u dont take ur daily dose of truth, u might get fooled again.

stay true, bros. our body is a bitch and will make us horny and not thinking straight. but thats our biological need for sex, You're not an animal bro.

shtfforreal · 2020-04-09T18:49:42+00:00

Wow the saddest thing in America is that the Courts don’t fucking care they don’t give a shit if she is on drugs. Still put that child in the home with the mother. For the best interest of the child. Fuck.

justiceavenger2 · 2020-04-09T19:03:31+00:00

I may be biased since I partake in escorts, but if I was married and I found out she was fucking other men I would feel better if she was an escort and not just fucking men for non cash payments. Neither one would make me happy though, but being an escort would be much easier to stomach.

themenacehimself · 2020-04-09T19:17:07+00:00

He’s a fucking idiot. I feel for him but he really is an idiot.

mgtow2020 · 2020-04-09T20:30:25+00:00

holy shit

U-94 · 2020-04-09T21:17:00+00:00

He thinks they have been in love for 15 years. Aww.

Givemeanamedamn · 2020-04-09T23:48:35+00:00

Addict, felon and no doubt a complete slut before they got married. Why men try to build families with these women...

shindo_arata · 2020-04-10T00:30:17+00:00

"We've been in love for 15 years now".

Doesn't look like it.

bpdloveoflife · 2020-04-10T01:57:26+00:00

How did he not realise his wife was an escort. Seriously, how many times can a woman say her friends are giving her nice clothes before it should make you suspicious?

downwardlyspiraling · 2020-04-10T03:18:02+00:00

“Wife is cheating on me”

Nah bro, she hookin.

NelsonIllustrator · 2020-04-10T05:45:18+00:00

He tried to turn a ho into a housewife

Towser_XXX · 2020-04-10T11:14:06+00:00

The felony... was it for prostitution, by any chance? 😁

rayedward363 · 2020-04-10T19:22:27+00:00

This woman was a massive red flag to start. Also while women can become "escorts" at any time, she has a system in place and likely had been doing it for years, at least before marriage and definitely during.

LordYaremchuk · 2020-04-09T15:57:18+00:00

Smh retard... Briffault's Law should be taught to young boys in middle school.

lmao at the cuck

ResultsoverExcuses · 2020-04-09T13:56:31+00:00

Nice

Duke_LFG · 2020-04-09T16:40:19+00:00

How many trolls post on relationship advice for karma grabs and you call just eat it up.

Title	Don't Get Married.
Author	ikhwan_arif
Upvotes	311
Comments	95
Date	April 9, 2020 10:52 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/fxqd33/dont_get_married/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MGTOW/dont-get-married.362464 https://theredarchive.com/post/362464

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