Gents, Just 70 Things You Have To Do To Have This Bitch Marry You, Wanna Play?

corytrevor710 · 2019-09-26T17:26:34+00:00

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RedPilledLife · 2019-09-26T17:21:11+00:00

And of course all she brings to the table is her worn out, post CC vagina.

What a great deal don't ya think?

TawficSiiba · 2019-09-26T17:53:00+00:00

What you get from doing all the 70 things listed:

Pre-owned pus*y.

FlyingSexistPig · 2019-09-26T18:24:15+00:00

When I was in my mid 20's, I gave a girl a ring and asked her to marry me. She said yes, but then gave it back to me a couple weeks later. I never asked again, and neither did anyone else.

There's lots of romance movies where the girl refuses, and the guy pursues and pursues and pursues, and finally wins her over. But not so many about what happens to a woman who refuses and doesn't get asked again. Ever.

pbrulesbigtime · 2019-09-26T18:09:47+00:00

I admire their confidence though.

I mean this is basically like asking rolls royce money for a used camry.

Feel like posting this to r/choosingbeggars

elcheapo17 · 2019-09-26T17:53:52+00:00

Hahahahahahahaha....(deep breath)HahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahahaHahahahahahahaha

MGTOW-Soldier · 2019-09-26T19:11:39+00:00

1-9; 13; 14; 16; 17; 22; 23; 25; 31 ;34; 35; 46; 52; 53; 59; 63; 69;70 are the Nice Guy thing. And we all know that it brings pussy and respect, kappa. 48 is ridiculous.

In my opinion, when I didn't forgot something, is the rest acceptable if wamen had any to offer except their preowned cunt.

JMD173 · 2019-09-26T18:16:24+00:00

The title for men's version:

How to be a beta male provider.

strongandhappy · 2019-09-26T17:29:26+00:00

It should say stay single until you can do these things. And the first item is do some fucking introspection.

DashingWolf · 2019-09-26T20:35:09+00:00

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Anshumansri · 2019-09-26T18:09:28+00:00

the minute men decide that we have standards and can do without them, and don't need them in our life just because they're women, they Panic. and it's hillarious every time they realize htis

Darkmeetboy · 2019-09-26T19:05:13+00:00

I have come to realise that we are nothing but slaves if we men truly did follow that list to the letter.

*P.S I am pretty sure I have lost some brain cells while reading that atrocious list.

GeekofFury · 2019-09-26T20:09:56+00:00

Fuck all the hoops and one sided love. Go your own way.

NotherThrowaway284 · 2019-09-26T18:14:08+00:00

I like how hopelessly delusion Western women have become; it makes them so easy to avoid that I almost want to dance.

Krazyrobus · 2019-09-26T18:25:27+00:00

This was hilarious

Naturally, you would expect her to be a prize worthy of 70 trials.

Decide for yourself.

https://web.facebook.com/KirstenOCorley17/photos/a.943631799016643/2449261391787002/?type=1&theater

NapsBeforeWork · 2019-09-26T18:21:57+00:00

A list describing the perfect simp to validate and fund her foolish self.

I'm no longer surprised at these delusional demands a woman has, and yet they can offer nothing substantial in return. This has to be some sort of mental illness.

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2019-09-26T19:05:59+00:00

Okay, can I make a list of 70 things a woman needs to do for me before I commit?

Wait that's a stupid question, of course this thot will say "no" because vagina.

GregHonda · 2019-09-26T19:32:09+00:00

And if she ever met such a guy she would view him like a House Pet, not a Lover.

By following her rules he becomes a servant in her eyes.

Cheating and Cucking is almost guaranteed.

StraightShooter2019 · 2019-09-26T21:28:19+00:00

If a guy were to actually do all of these things, she would lose all attraction to a "man" that panders to her and go and cheat on him with an alpha.

It's just not worth it.

[deleted] · 2019-09-26T17:38:02+00:00

Only 70! Pfffft isn't there a tougher version!

maldad1078 · 2019-09-26T20:45:29+00:00

That was me one year ago, since she dumped me anyway I don't know what to do... I guess I couldn't keep the pace with the whole list.

aad7990 · 2019-09-26T22:08:23+00:00

Sounds like a bunch of buuullllcrap.

EndlessPatriotism · 2019-09-27T00:17:34+00:00

Incredible. Not only is it 70 things but its 70 things specifically geared towards a traditional man. You do all of this for what? A person that ages like milk, nags you daily, won't let you hang out with friends, spends half of your money, tells you how you can spend your money, doesn't cook, doesn't clean, is condescending, rude, won't be there for you when you need it, loose pussy on the 2 nights a year you do it, and will leave you for another dude in a heartbeat. Not to mention that if you do separate, they will get half your shit and custody of any pets or children. Fuck that. Mtgow.

EnslavedOpethFan053 · 2019-09-27T01:16:06+00:00

I like how women always have these long lists of things they want guys to be like yet for most of us the list is usually pretty simple:

Don't be a bitch Don't be fat Don't have the personality of a piece of cardboard.

It's really hard to find those three though all in the same package though lol

Togotfury · 2019-09-27T01:45:39+00:00

Half this stuff is "benevolent sexism"

username001776 · 2019-09-26T17:31:32+00:00

Nope

Maximum_Afternoon · 2019-09-26T17:52:27+00:00

Criteria #1 for me is "girl who know how to use the word 'lets' " so.....

youngblue78 · 2019-09-26T18:21:18+00:00

Yet they openly fuck guys who beats them.....

LGSeebach · 2019-09-26T18:24:05+00:00

cre-ature317 · 2019-09-26T18:50:41+00:00

Shiiiiiiid , had me fucked up at 1

Greien218 · 2019-09-26T20:07:48+00:00

I first downvoted this post as a reaction to what I was reading. Then I remembered what sub I'm on and quickly went back to chang the vote to orange.

Machomuk89 · 2019-09-26T20:51:37+00:00

70 step to being a beta bux simp who gets cheated on every day.

jamesthewise · 2019-09-26T21:10:36+00:00

Sounds a LOT like raising a child.

markus_brutus · 2019-09-26T22:21:47+00:00

Be pretty.
Be quiet.
Suck dick.

Sgshallow · 2019-09-26T22:28:27+00:00

26, and 58 has nothing to do with him. He could be Perfect, but still not good enough for her.

CerebralAbrasion · 2019-09-27T01:32:34+00:00

So basically, spend every moment you're not at work being a dancing monkey for her amusement. Kiss her ass constantly, have long eMoTiOnAl conversations that make you want to shoot yourself, throw money to the wind to make her feel speeeecial, be constantly thinking of the next brilliant thing to say for "emotional connection" or something. And some simp will probably take this slave roll, even though all Chad and Tyrone had to do was say was say "bend over bitch".

Saturn1981 · 2019-09-27T15:33:22+00:00

I’m good, thanks.

[deleted] · 2019-09-26T17:30:57+00:00

A relationship in which the partner constantly looks at their right but never their duty, what they're missing, but never what they have, what they can get, instead of what they can give, that relationship should never be started in the first place. It's a complete list of red flags. May her vagina rest in cats.

Bpinchosrep · 2019-09-26T18:05:05+00:00

It crazy because if you do the direct opposite then they will really want you. The worst you treat women the better the treat you.

Stahlboden · 2019-09-26T18:35:16+00:00

There was a time I was butthurt by surreal standards of women, now it's just a comedy for me. Honk Honk!

krusty_fat · 2019-09-26T18:49:03+00:00

Feminism has to be a psy-op for population control, there's no way. That's madness

MGTOW-Soldier · 2019-09-26T18:53:12+00:00

https://youtu.be/zjedLeVGcfE

menlandedonthemoon · 2019-09-26T18:54:39+00:00

How about she gets nothing but her cats and I will book another trip to Thailand, thank you very much!

NickTesla2018 · 2019-09-26T19:02:37+00:00

Seriously? Get the f*ck out of here!

markentingh · 2019-09-26T19:17:10+00:00

Number 7 is a deal breaker. Notice how they didn't mention what to pay for or with what to pay with. Just "Pay". Like, should I have to pay with my dignity because I am a "privileged" white male? Should I have to also pay with my dignity because you are in a shitty mood because we are doing what I want instead of what YOU want? Should I also pay with currency for whatever stupid trinkets you want to prop up all over my private home? Should I also have to pay for all your meals, you fucking land whale? Fuck off, bitch! Can't wait until society disappears and you are all forced to suck dick for food, shelter, and protection.

jstrockmeyer · 2019-09-26T19:29:05+00:00

Lots of contradictions on that list, but I love N36

You cannot walk away?

I see...

Otwasocks · 2019-09-26T19:38:18+00:00

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professordane67 · 2019-09-26T19:47:29+00:00

WTF? If I found a guy that treated me like that I'd marry him too and I'm not even gay!

moban89 · 2019-09-26T19:51:40+00:00

So she wants a man servant who pays for her shit.... ok

inushishi_no_kaze · 2019-09-26T19:59:46+00:00

They also wrote an article "buy a slave who does those 70 things"

Tornados2 · 2019-09-26T20:00:44+00:00

Number 65 ah yes because girls can't handle the word no

TigPlaze · 2019-09-26T20:04:35+00:00

I hope she enjoys her cats.

OriginalGreedy · 2019-09-26T20:45:51+00:00

pretty sad, i only agree with like a handful of these. i guess im not worth it. lmao. its funny that alot of these contradict others on the list. the woman who wrote this is batshit crazy.

Malbek604 · 2019-09-26T20:58:09+00:00

That's an indentured servitude contract if I've ever seen one.

FightClubHamster69 · 2019-09-26T20:58:35+00:00

Nothing about physical attributes or financial standing, how funny.

Global_MGTOW · 2019-09-26T21:04:19+00:00

Sounds like all these old bitter used up cunts want good, traditional men. Here's the thing, good traditional men want good, traditional women; not a bunch of past prime roastie sluts.

pharmd718 · 2019-09-26T21:08:09+00:00

I agree. They should all wait till they find a man who can give them those 70 things.

https://www.google.com/search?q=waiting+for+the+perfect+man+meme&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiqzYeHsu_kAhUxVt8KHQ56Dk8Q_AUoAXoECAgQAQ&biw=414&bih=719&dpr=2#imgrc=5wP5VxLBiP6FaM

RomanSchweizer · 2019-09-26T21:19:16+00:00

I hope no man on this planet is that dumb to do even a quarter of those “requirements” from over entitled and over expecting women.

Sid_Vichous · 2019-09-26T21:28:08+00:00

Or just wait long enough and she'll give you a marriage ultimatum.

Sagetheghoul · 2019-09-26T21:29:51+00:00

You know what's funny, guys like this can most certainly exist, even if she finds, I swear to fuck he'll be friendzoned at the speed of light

[deleted] · 2019-09-26T21:32:37+00:00

I love this. I really do.

It's nothing more than a fancy alibi so that they can say: "there's nobody out there good enough for me".

Oh well, at least the cat population increases, better buy stock in Purina and Tidy Cats.

[deleted] · 2019-09-26T21:55:25+00:00

Sounds like a great guy. I hope he finds his equal to marry. *Sarcasm*

fickle_fuck · 2019-09-26T22:21:11+00:00

The juice ain't worth the squeeze.

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2019-09-26T22:45:01+00:00

Do all that for some used up twat and some other dudes kids? Hard pass

Fanz_Alt · 2019-09-26T23:03:39+00:00

lol let's find ways to make them add even more crazy stuff on that list so that even the worse simp would walk away.

Encrypted587 · 2019-09-26T23:30:51+00:00

Talk about slave labour, and I bet if you did all that it still wouldn’t be enough. The silly hitch who wrote that can go suck a dick.

king_yamzzz · 2019-09-26T23:54:20+00:00

Nah, I'm good

[deleted] · 2019-09-27T00:00:14+00:00

I've held the door for young women, and they glared at me as if I called them a cunt.

No thanks.

jaycee9 · 2019-09-27T00:05:04+00:00

Man up!

Raygar21 · 2019-09-27T00:14:18+00:00

Hilarious. Harlequin romance fantasy bullshit. I honestly thought this was a joke. Nobody is this perfect and the ladies this article is for sure af aren't either.

krusecontrol91 · 2019-09-27T00:16:18+00:00

This looks like a job application for a company that’s about to tank in bankruptcy by the end of the quarter.

thefudmaster · 2019-09-27T00:22:49+00:00

It’s incredibly fun to troll women. Back in the day, if a woman played hard to get, I moved on immediately.

I asked women to coffee and always said we were going Dutch. You want a meal, fuck you. You want me to pay for your coffee, suck a dick.

Women with demands are not worth the headache. I enjoy being lazy if I want.

LeeeeeroyPhishkins · 2019-09-27T00:49:14+00:00

wants to meet your father

Bruh, most of today’s chicks don’t have fathers.

[deleted] · 2019-09-27T01:20:31+00:00

But but but.....equality reeeeee

FATDADDY55 · 2019-09-27T02:30:16+00:00

You lost me at five

FATDADDY55 · 2019-09-27T02:34:37+00:00

But what do we get back in return for doing all that shit?

ELPwork · 2019-09-27T02:37:02+00:00

Lost me at #7.

RRFdev · 2019-09-27T02:43:45+00:00

Stay single = / = stay celibate.

Don't assume women like these are holding out. They are still spreading their legs to Chads, Jakes and Tyrones in the meantime.

LarryGHOW · 2019-09-27T02:45:51+00:00

tl;dr enough to know I ain't wasting my time for some basic bitch. Majority of girls now are even more basic as hell, pretentious posers. All thanks to the internet now they all have their own place of fame and attention booth from simps all around. At least back then girls who actually have decent substance need to enroll into real stuff to prove hard their worth for attention, now they just drop in a opinion they heard somewhere and simps just rushing to praise them and welcome with open arms and pants.

Don't hate them, it's just how it is. AWALT. Including my own mum and aunts or grandmother. If you seen them enough you see a pattern there. Stuff like these are as old as time.

hardtostarboard2016 · 2019-09-27T03:15:54+00:00

Stay single forever, ladies

JohnCoolAmerica · 2019-09-27T03:53:22+00:00

she will dump that guy in a week if he has little or no money..there all the same..then mgtow will be the same..fuck you bishes.

MrMagtow · 2019-09-27T03:57:54+00:00

Slavery's list of 70 things your slave must do.

BTW, #21 - any talk about the future makes women panic because they cannot think other than "right now"

julianleung · 2019-09-27T04:40:20+00:00

Thank you, i will do the exact oppsite.

down_vote_militia · 2019-09-27T04:40:45+00:00

uggg. This is an abuser, only someone with low self-esteem would put up with this shit.

[deleted] · 2019-09-27T05:17:59+00:00

I will not do a single effort in any direction.

[deleted] · 2019-09-27T05:54:46+00:00

Reverse the genders and the feminists will have us hanged. Bet?

[deleted] · 2019-09-27T07:09:10+00:00

I got to 5.... Ight imma head out

LobsterMassMurderer · 2019-09-27T07:23:06+00:00

You know what? I was able to check off like 98% of that list with my wife of 10yrs.

Now guess what? We're getting divorced.

It doesn't mean shit when someone else catches their eye.

I-am-the-lul · 2019-09-27T08:19:54+00:00

Half Alpha, half beta, all pie-in-the-sky.

stonehead16 · 2019-09-27T09:03:26+00:00

This women is annoying. I guess a lot of men have walked away from her.

rykotxet · 2019-09-28T00:25:34+00:00

Yes, they'll marry (and use) clueless tradcucks that can do most of the 70 points of the list; but they'll still love (and fuck) the Chad on the side. Remember: they make the rules for betas and break the rules for alphas.

Canisluous1558 · 2019-10-28T02:48:29+00:00

"Drives me everywhere"

LEL yeah ok honey

Title	Gents, Just 70 Things You Have To Do To Have This Bitch Marry You, Wanna Play?
Author	RedPilledLife
Upvotes	221
Comments	124
Date	September 26, 2019 5:20 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/d9mqpb/gents_just_70_things_you_have_to_do_to_have_this/
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