Sup TRP,
I went to a college party last weekend and there was a 7/10 I've been flirting with. She is damaged goods*, but attractive.
Throughout the party I was talking with everyone dancing and playing beer pong while she pretty much stayed by my side.
As the night went on, I asked if she wanted to come over to my house, she said no, but we can go to her car. I went there and started making out with her and eventually I just pull away.
She asks me what's wrong and I said:
"I dont want to fuck you right now"
You should have seen the look on her face! She was stunned, and then crawled onto my lap and said 'you really dont want to fuck me daddy?"
I said no again, and she kicked me out her car. I thought I fucked up until later she called me and said "I have to talk to you right now."
I told her we could talk in person tomorrow. She drove to my house early morning the next day and started giving me comfort tests and even began crying next to me while I was just chilling there.
Finally she says, "You really dont want to fuck me, am I just not pretty enough for you?" I tell her "What are you talking about? Come here" and it was a great morning fuck.
She later wanted me to go meet her parents, but I said I wasnt interested. This made her mad and we have not spoken in 7 days.
I still got that ass doe!
*I believe the "I dont want to fuck you" method works best (if not only) on damaged girls i.e. uggos who became cute, abused, daddy issues.
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