A wife could never...

tdh792 · 2018-12-30T05:35:48+00:00

First thing I will do when I retire is get myself a dog. I work too many hours to leave the dog home alone but I really want one.

BlackBoxInquiry · 2018-12-30T10:08:40+00:00

There’s a reason why they are considered mans best friend.

Dogs are:

Loving Unconditionally
Always happy to see you
Always Loyal
Protective of you
Able to sheepishly try to hide yet admit mistakes
Able to truly enjoy outdoors/camping
Ready to go at the drop of a hat
Generally nag free (except for food, but we guys can relate, if we are hungry, it’s time to eat)
Not motivated by money
Grudge and drama free
Willing to wear the same “clothes” more than once (collar and leash)
Able to put long-term effort into the relationship
Able to understand everything is a give/take and can give in addition to taking
Able to understand that the relationship is a journey that may be imperfect and not a destination of perfection
Happy to spend time with you regardless of what activity or even no activity at all
Never controlling of you spending time with your family or friends and basically adopt them as your “extended pack”

Keep the list going?

801735 · 2018-12-30T05:36:01+00:00

If it's not the tail that tells on her, it's the ears put back. Or the puppy eyes. Or the licks. =]

Dogs are such a blessing. Priceless.

aware_inside · 2018-12-30T06:17:59+00:00

Such a beautiful creature :)

JohnnySkidmarx · 2018-12-30T06:58:24+00:00

Who wants a belly rub?

tannistoo · 2018-12-30T06:06:12+00:00

I've gotta kelpie shepherd that the ex would have had put down. Not kidding, was given the ultimatum: find a place where you can keep a dog (difficult to rent a flat in Sydney that allows pets). Worked out beautifully 😎

StyleandSpeed · 2018-12-30T07:41:26+00:00

Makes my heart melt.

Sihas · 2018-12-30T08:00:59+00:00

A wife could never be as LOYAL as a dog!

Ireuppedforthesrb · 2018-12-30T14:52:52+00:00

For all the people saying "Dogs only love you if you feed them". Well, no shit, almost everything in life is conditional. We'd probably still be hunters and gatherers without dogs.

assraider21 · 2018-12-30T16:56:48+00:00

Lmao this post ended up in r/inceltears

Whitegamerinc_Twitch · 2018-12-30T06:28:14+00:00

Oh my goodness! What a cutie!

siriusisness · 2018-12-30T06:38:13+00:00

cant... look... my black heart is melting

YBOXES · 2018-12-30T08:23:25+00:00

Some good ol Asian food.

skippydammit · 2018-12-30T08:06:02+00:00

Dogs are the most Christ-like creatures on this planet. Self-sacrificing pure love indeed! Geaux Dogs!!!

RevolutionaryPea7 · 2018-12-30T12:47:04+00:00

Dog is genuinely happy when you get home. Dog doesn't remember all the nice things he did for you and bring them up when he feels like creating drama.

fxdbmgtow · 2018-12-30T12:58:03+00:00

He is a good boy!

ORJUAN_SC · 2018-12-30T16:59:51+00:00

This got reposted by some loser in r/inceltears

Now they're all crying about it, just shows how insecure they are to show that modern women fucking suck.

AngryDeer · 2018-12-30T12:41:51+00:00

My brother!

Herban_Myth · 2018-12-30T07:40:51+00:00

Pits are awesome! Especially blue noses!

lextragon · 2018-12-30T14:49:47+00:00

cute doggo

xiaoxiao12 · 2018-12-30T16:01:33+00:00

So cute I'm melting.

FecalFingerPainting · 2018-12-30T16:42:57+00:00

Awwww it's so cute.... until it's ripping some kid's face off.

I've personally witnessed THREE unprovoked pit bull attacks this year alone.

samdepp2018 · 2018-12-30T16:45:27+00:00

This is true

I don’t think I ever saw that look in her eyes

Ever

May be one time when we were dating

But was like zillion years ago

deathtocontrollers · 2018-12-30T17:29:22+00:00

His or her eyes is literally the opposite of what comes out of women's eyes.

VeganButEatMyMeat · 2018-12-30T17:31:46+00:00

The more people I meet the more I like my dog..

Lieandcomplain · 2018-12-30T17:53:05+00:00

Cannot believe this was posted on inceltears without any context to the actual wholesomeness in this thread. I posted a reply with an Archive page of this thread to show them what the real narrative is.

If they are going to call us incels... Do it with actual proof, not cherry picking retarded comments and generalising all of us.

boogalooshrimp1103 · 2018-12-30T20:04:47+00:00

I miss my pit. I had to give her up when I moved back home because the HOA doesn't allow pitbulls

GoDuke2018 · 2018-12-30T21:52:10+00:00

A dogs loyalty is priceless, rarely found anywhere else

krazye87 · 2018-12-30T09:38:40+00:00

I want me a pit. Where i've grown up all i've seen them as evil hateful brutal dogs. But lately on reddit I've seen lots of great looking nice versions of them

five-percent · 2018-12-30T09:50:20+00:00

pits are a dangerous breed, their sole purpose is to kill, they've been genetically engineered for that.

laws are been written against them and in some countries they're already effective. the day you'll have to get your pit euthanatized will be a sad day. if before that your pit goes on a killing spree you'll be the legal responsible and you'll face the charges on your own. I don't speak of the eventual weight on your conscience as I doubt you have one.

In_This_Here_Economy · 2018-12-30T10:33:12+00:00

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gkp1985 · 2018-12-30T07:49:06+00:00

You know dogs are only loyal to whomever provides them with food and shelter right? If I stole your dog and provided those basic necessities for it, within a week it would barely remember or care about you. Not unlike women tbh.

Title	A wife could never...
Author	In_This_Here_Economy
Upvotes	561
Comments	77
Date	December 30, 2018 5:33 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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