If a woman ask you what you do for a living what can you tell them to make their vagina dry like a desert light speed?

MuleFool42 · 2019-06-27T20:31:47+00:00

Unemployed and can't find work.

Shamelesshobo101 · 2019-06-27T20:43:21+00:00

Collecting child support because you're a single stay at home dad.

TGWWHOW · 2019-06-27T20:29:16+00:00

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BadWardrobe · 2019-06-27T20:40:36+00:00

Her: Are you married?

You: I'm married to the job.

Her: What do you do?

You: I'm unemployed.

... She'll be as dry as a nun's gusset.

totallyreal26217111 · 2019-06-27T20:52:57+00:00

"I'm in between jobs."

Chaos1990 · 2019-06-27T21:06:33+00:00

Part time job, minimum wage, live in your parent's attic/basement.

GetGetFresh · 2019-06-27T20:50:34+00:00

I am a homeless emperor

Phantom_Spark · 2019-06-27T21:36:20+00:00

Have to tailor your answer to the female. If she’s educated... then you are a blue collar worker.

If she’s not educated, tell her you do something boring, like an accountant, and that you volunteer most of your time. That should dry her up fast.

But you don’t need to do that. All you have to do is say you believe in equality... so she pays for her own meals on dates... you only spend money on good friends and family. And then also say you’re politically opposed to her. Whatever she believes in politically, you are the opposite. Women these days seem to get pissed at those 2 things. Perfect silver bullet.

Leon_Q83 · 2019-06-27T20:45:32+00:00

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[deleted] · 2019-06-27T21:22:36+00:00

No money, tiny penis.

[deleted] · 2019-06-27T21:02:53+00:00

You are under no obligation to tell them anything.

JerryNewton7 · 2019-06-27T21:45:35+00:00

MGTOW Preacher.

[deleted] · 2019-06-27T23:08:26+00:00

Sewage worker (Seriously you guys rock thanks for keeping disease away from our communities)

CiceroVoltaire · 2019-06-27T20:38:41+00:00

public assistance

[deleted] · 2019-06-27T23:57:24+00:00

I sell propane and propane accessories

nana31og · 2019-06-27T20:30:28+00:00

I have a startup

MadMaxXD123456 · 2019-06-27T20:33:20+00:00

Work fast food to pay for debt

cryptotim70726 · 2019-06-27T22:10:17+00:00

Garbage man.

MattFoley79 · 2019-06-27T23:50:26+00:00

IT for sure. Tell them you are in IT support and drive a Prius.

DoeJoe8 · 2019-06-28T00:02:02+00:00

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Malbek604 · 2019-06-27T23:09:46+00:00

Professional Magic The Gathering player who's never won.

kyledontcare · 2019-06-28T00:50:51+00:00

"I'm in between jobs right now and looking for my next job." She's gone.

1Badshot · 2019-06-28T01:26:24+00:00

"I have a paper route and live with my elderly mom. I collect McDonald's receipts."

After I say that her pussy couldn't dry up faster even if I shoved a roll of Bounty paper towels up her cooch.

noelogoutlaw · 2019-06-27T23:26:46+00:00

Offer to take them on a nice date. Works for me everytime...

MGTOWtoday · 2019-06-28T06:03:10+00:00

McDonalds. Tell them you work at McDonalds. Tell them it’s the only job that you could find after getting fired from Wendy’s. Nothing dries them faster than a burger flipper.

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wobushizhende · 2019-06-27T21:51:18+00:00

Funny, since I turned 30 woman started adding me left and right thinking I may be a good catch. I am honestly telling them that I am a student and in 90% of the cases that's the end of the conversation. They don't reply and I don't give a shit. Nothing is easier than drying up pussy. Just pick the thing that would be considered a low social status or failure in life by most cucked beings. Like if you are between 16 - 25 say you're staying with mom and love to catch and study bugs. If you're over 25 lile me tell them you study. Works like a charm

EscortsOnly · 2019-06-27T22:07:47+00:00

Male nurse

Mephitus · 2019-06-27T22:27:44+00:00

Enjoying some time off between jobs.

BeliefBuildsBombs · 2019-06-27T22:38:51+00:00

I’m a nightshift housekeeper at a hospital and everyone leaves me alone so...

MGTOWNeko · 2019-06-27T23:38:00+00:00

What do you do for a living?

I mind my own business.

madriverdog · 2019-06-27T23:52:21+00:00

“I’m the monkey on a Pro Side-car Racing team”

[deleted] · 2019-06-28T00:12:17+00:00

The head of a one man think tank.

ksola1 · 2019-06-28T02:20:09+00:00

Minimum wage mall security guard

[deleted] · 2019-06-28T03:14:13+00:00

"toll booth operator" I've used that before, it works!

repoman · 2019-06-28T03:55:23+00:00

"I work in pest control. Want to see my bug collection?"

walkersm · 2019-06-28T04:26:13+00:00

" I am doing pretty good for myself, they just gave me a permanent name tag"

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MisterEdGein7 · 2019-06-27T22:49:42+00:00

Janitor.

Ralphie73 · 2019-06-27T22:53:47+00:00

Janitor

[deleted] · 2019-06-27T23:43:22+00:00

I say put a bag over head and wear headphones.

[deleted] · 2019-06-28T02:30:58+00:00

That you’ve been castrated.

[deleted] · 2019-06-28T02:43:01+00:00

"I'm a male feminist"

MisterPoopyButthole9 · 2019-06-28T02:52:01+00:00

Rendering truck driver

shatterthecrystal63 · 2019-06-28T03:14:20+00:00

So far, the responses I'm seeing will achieve the following results:

Dry: tell her you're unemployed and have herpes

Wet: tell her you're a responsible single dad.

Not too interested in pumping and dumping but, I'll just go ahead and add those to the sex-toolbox, just in case.

bayareaengineer2019 · 2019-06-28T03:31:06+00:00

Funemployed.

Cestus_Saphrax · 2019-06-28T05:49:19+00:00

"none of your business"

imbenevolentmaster · 2019-06-28T06:47:30+00:00

Any low pay job. Or no job.

Skeetskeet1979 · 2019-06-28T07:13:47+00:00

It doesn’t fuck all matter what you say you do, if she’s asking that question then you can be certain that you are not chad, and that she is sizing your sorry ass up to see what she can get from you.

[deleted] · 2019-06-28T08:23:14+00:00

Businessmen that sells stake knifes door to door.

SingleManDR · 2019-06-28T08:50:14+00:00

You worked on the Trump campaign. Never met him, you're not important, but you helped get Trump elected. That'll do it.

RedPilledFanatic · 2019-06-28T10:29:33+00:00

All good suggestions so far. But don't forget the preparatory work: take her coat, seat her and first start complaining about how former ex GF's hurt you. Ask her regularly if she's having a good time as well. ( I found a few of these gems at Darius' last vlog). Dress as shabby as possible.

My "job proposals." Bar tender at the local gay Palace, cleaner or indeed "in between jobs but not actually interested in finding one."

And don't forget to go Dutch with the date and especially don't forget to ask her to txt you when she's at home! And immediately respond that with "I miss you already, please can we have another date soon"

I think those are the best tactics to let her run to Mr tattoo drug dealer, screaming.

WolverineDLogan · 2019-06-28T13:56:20+00:00

Janitor

DarkTruthOfLife · 2019-06-28T15:48:27+00:00

I just tell them the truth, I'm my father's live-in caregiver. With me providing 24-hour care, I do limited contract work from home, which brings in enough to cover my bills, period. I'm not a suitable ATM for them, and I live with my dad, so they don't see cohabitation in the future either.

Mecha_Hobbit · 2019-06-28T16:57:54+00:00

Living in a van down by the river.

Have two different baby mamas I'm paying child support to.

Corned_Joshawott · 2019-06-27T23:51:27+00:00

Tell them your a doctor but then mention in somehow your gay just to kill her lady (money) boner

DavisR001 · 2019-06-28T04:57:26+00:00

Just say u live with ur mom. That will dry up any pussy

Title	If a woman ask you what you do for a living what can you tell them to make their vagina dry like a desert light speed?
Author	Cockinit
Upvotes	70
Comments	97
Date	June 27, 2019 8:28 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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