The models for Sports Illustrated HONK-HONK! (NOT FAKE, IT'S REAL and THEY ACTUALLY MADE IT TO THE MAG)

Eihrfheiurfhhirg · 2019-05-09T07:15:11+00:00

What do you mean sports illustrated...these cows never seen the inside of a gym in their life.

Three-Legged-Fox · 2019-05-09T08:34:52+00:00

Man the harpoons!

DerdyG · 2019-05-09T08:01:18+00:00

So are they going "broke" yet?

The_Stumper · 2019-05-09T07:30:10+00:00

And just for comparison, these are anime girls in bikinis.

realChebz · 2019-05-09T07:35:06+00:00

Disgusting. I have no other words...

ZeroBlink · 2019-05-09T07:57:01+00:00

I respect them as I would a male who sells his body.... in other words I don't

Older_Miggy · 2019-05-09T16:34:57+00:00

I might not kick Grandma out of bed, but the rest of them?? Holy shit.

Edit: some of you would tap the bottom right one?? Really??

Kids these days.

Cojure · 2019-05-09T08:08:04+00:00

Wow and the only one who looks fit is the one who looks like a lady boy.

11bNg · 2019-05-09T12:16:42+00:00

Bottom right doesnt look to shitty but when will these thots understand most men want woman who have a possibility in out weighing em

NotGenie · 2019-05-09T15:14:16+00:00

They’re not fat, they’re CuRvY. Body positivity periodt 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 yaaaasss queens be slayin’! snaps fingers while pouting

Magnar96 · 2019-05-09T12:34:35+00:00

Bring out the Jaegers

2019-05-09T16:51:57+00:00

0% sport, 100% lesbian feminists

DigitalScetis · 2019-05-09T07:20:10+00:00

Nah it can’t be. They are fucking monsters...

GrisBosque · 2019-05-09T10:12:01+00:00

Their skins seem over filled... like sausages about to split open...

If thats beauty, I'm Napoleon!

Theyre just trying to sell us on pigs as an investment.

Luckily we got out of that market in time....

thotgtfo · 2019-05-09T12:57:26+00:00

Sports Illustrated? What's the sport? Whale hunting?

Marque01 · 2019-05-09T13:12:12+00:00

They've really fallen from the days of Kathy Ireland and Elle MacPhereson

Wow.

AcrobaticAge · 2019-05-09T14:11:45+00:00

Years ago, before cracked.com became cucked, they ran Photoshop contests.

Someone made a "2050 Sports Illustrated - Slim women" issue and it was exactly like this.

... it was supposed to be a joke.

roflcopt0rz_returns · 2019-05-09T20:32:46+00:00

sports illustrated is dead

miss america is dead

anything that puts actual attractive women in bikinis is under constant attack.

marcopoloman · 2019-05-09T07:17:18+00:00

Looks like a pin up for John deere

Freezemeister7895 · 2019-05-09T07:26:06+00:00

Top right seems fit, no problem there other than the lack of decency.

Dale-is-an-asshole · 2019-05-09T12:15:27+00:00

Ehhh, I’d plow that pig in the bottom right ...

deepspace7 · 2019-05-09T13:12:16+00:00

Body positivity means you get all the positive attention without making any effort. Why would a woman stop eating ice cream and chocolates or bother working out, when they get the same benefits of not doing it? They get rewarded either way. It's not like they really care as much about their health compared to their social status.

RedPilledSimp · 2019-05-09T16:56:25+00:00

Parallel on topic. Can anyone please fill me in about that "honk-honk" thing? I haven't got a clue what that's about. Thanks.

Nice pictures of the River Nile though.

FutureSquall · 2019-05-09T17:04:41+00:00

Bottom right ain’t bad.

FaustoLG · 2019-05-09T17:19:33+00:00

Showed this post to my pals at work... They said:

Come mierda! (can't be precisely translated)

No jodan! (can't be precisely translated)

Que asco! (disgusting)

2019-05-09T07:54:52+00:00

MGTOW mods are faggots.

gingerjoe98 · 2019-05-09T08:44:02+00:00

Bathing suits from the Captain Ahab collection

Nascimento420 · 2019-05-09T10:07:54+00:00

Just thicc and curvy /s

kruggerand · 2019-05-09T11:54:50+00:00

Are they trying to turn into Cosmopolitan magazine?

moneybeatslooks · 2019-05-09T12:34:17+00:00

🤮

ClassikW · 2019-05-09T14:29:17+00:00

Bottom right looks good in my book.

2019-05-09T14:42:37+00:00

Woof

lonewolfsigmamgtow · 2019-05-09T17:09:31+00:00

Who is gonna buy those mags now ??? Get woke go broke.

WrasslingIsCool1 · 2019-05-09T08:29:31+00:00

Beached Whales

TheFinalWatcher · 2019-05-09T13:17:12+00:00

Get woke go broke.

LiveTheTruth321 · 2019-05-09T13:40:42+00:00

Why? Just why?

DominatePressure · 2019-05-09T14:26:43+00:00

I d tap the last one tho

MGTOWManofMystery · 2019-05-09T19:01:28+00:00

Once again MSM insulting their (in this case, dwindling) readership.

When will Cosmo feature old, fat men on their cover?

NeverNeverLandIsNow · 2019-05-09T19:24:05+00:00

Wow SI has really gone downhill.

2019-05-10T02:21:34+00:00

less expensive

Borgmeister · 2019-05-10T06:42:55+00:00

Top rights not terrible.

Super1orWolf · 2019-05-09T07:13:09+00:00

😂🤢🤢🤮

emila18 · 2019-05-09T14:10:19+00:00

They look like cows

ovaknight · 2019-05-09T14:39:27+00:00

The ones that's actually fit doesnt even like men

mgtoman · 2019-05-09T17:36:35+00:00

Stop this.

frankmarlowe · 2019-05-09T19:15:19+00:00

One one that makes sense is the top right model. She looks like she belongs in a spread about female gym rats.

Tittypookaka · 2019-05-09T09:57:32+00:00

DanManDanny · 2019-05-09T10:00:25+00:00

No honk honk, oink oink

Onlymgtow88 · 2019-05-09T10:43:51+00:00

So the only skinnyish one is super old. Bottom left is puke fuel.

djsaikia · 2019-05-09T11:04:13+00:00

Hippopotamus looks better than them! 😂

Edit: It seems some landwhales are getting their feelings hurt!

RedMeatTrinket · 2019-05-09T11:44:31+00:00

I stopped buying this rag years ago.

NewHum · 2019-05-09T12:57:35+00:00

THAT PUSSY STANK!

Iyaoyasao2 · 2019-05-09T13:03:09+00:00

What sport do they play, professional donut eating?

moban89 · 2019-05-09T13:44:08+00:00

I think it's great sports illustrated is giving sumo wrestlers some attention.

Title	The models for Sports Illustrated HONK-HONK! (NOT FAKE, IT'S REAL and THEY ACTUALLY MADE IT TO THE MAG)
Author	swankvagabond
Upvotes	114
Comments	70
Date	May 9, 2019 7:07 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/bmgkni/the_models_for_sports_illustrated_honkhonk_not/
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