As some of you may know, today is the Royal Wedding day between the British Prince Harry and American actress Meghan Markle, due to take place in half an hour. The relationship has raised some questions, some tame such as "How can he marry a divorcee?" and some controversial such as "But she's half African! She'll spoil the British Royal Blood!", nonetheless regardless of the views of whether or not Meghan Markle is "eligibile" to marry the British prince, we can all agree that what will occur in half an hour is what girls from around the world dream of and, I'd argue, what many women in their 20s and 30s- perhaps even 40s dream of.

Meghan Markle is 36, she's 3 years older than the 33 year old Prince Harry minus a month or two. We talk about how women hit the wall once they reach their late 20s/early 30s, yet this will fall on deaf ears since now women can point to the mid 30s Meghan Markle and how she married her Prince Charming.

We can also look to the status between one another, Meghan Markle is an American actress while Prince Harry is...a prince, and a prominent one in British culture, that I can tell you as a Londoner. Prince Harry is way above Meghan Markle's league. In addition, Markle has featured in sex scenes in her acting career, while I'm not one to slut-shame, this is definitely a point to be considered since we can all agree that we wouldn't want such imagery of our wives to be on the internet, let alone marry into one.

This issue isn't that Markle would be a bad match for Harry, I don't think a women can really fuck up being a match, you just have to not be fat and refrain from being a bitch. The issue is that Harry could definitely have gotten a more attractive and more "pure" girl to be marrying in the half an hour. Markle is an attractive woman, definitely more attractive than Wallis Simpson which Harry's Great Grand-uncle King Edward ABDICATED his throne for and didn't even have any children with her, perhaps he was infertile or maybe after he gave up such power, his wife lost attraction him and didn't want his dumbass dick in her, but I digress.

A short post, something to have you think about while the wedding is going on. Remember kids, love is cheap, but a hot tall model in her 20s isn't, so if you wake up finding yourself to be part of the Royal Family, take the expensive option because you can afford it fine. And remember girls, you too can be the next Meghan Markle, it's possible but it's damn unlikely but don't let that stop your dreams of marrying a powerful guy after you get washed up.

I'll see you guys next time.