One of the married man's greatest fears - it happened to Pierce "James Bond" Brosnan.

nonchalantfool · 2018-08-06T01:03:15+00:00

This is why, in the movies, Bond never settles down

Edgar_c619 · 2018-08-06T01:47:34+00:00

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xxcups · 2018-08-06T04:10:22+00:00

Bond..James BohHOLY SHIT!

Dr. Hell no.

The Spy who Ate Me.

From Burgertown with love.

Thunderthighball.

Hippo Royale.

Foodraker.

gone_my_way · 2018-08-06T01:02:11+00:00

10/10 would divorce.

HotRodPiper · 2018-08-06T01:05:01+00:00

Holy cow!!!

anongogogo · 2018-08-06T01:07:11+00:00

Is he still milking that cow? LOL

ConstantChinner · 2018-08-06T00:56:12+00:00

From average THOT to full blown landwhale.

Icsparks · 2018-08-06T04:27:02+00:00

What an embarrassment you are freaking James bonds wife stop eating like a cow At least do the guy a favor and lay off the French fries. I am sure he dies a little every time he needs to go out in public with her.

kayfab · 2018-08-06T01:01:16+00:00

She blamed carrot cake for her new found fatness.... hahahah what a numb nut...women are fucking lazy, they want the built good looking guy when they have him they think its good and the all start to look like that

re_all · 2018-08-06T00:58:28+00:00

Plays tuba in the background

Gravityhurtsbrother · 2018-08-06T08:56:46+00:00

His first wife died of cancer as nothing more than skin and bone. Its no secret that Pierce likes her this shape and encourages her to eat. If they are happy, good luck to them.

LordAndProtector · 2018-08-06T02:02:08+00:00

Like I said before. Nobody gets through the wall. But, there is a drive-thru window.

404NotFound0808 · 2018-08-06T02:30:02+00:00

How much of the wall was left after she hit it at full speed?

tdh792 · 2018-08-06T03:35:00+00:00

300 lbs easy.

da_kochevnik · 2018-08-06T17:46:36+00:00

Wrong target boys.

Brosnan's lost BOTH a wife and a daughter to ovarian cancer - basically watched them waste away to skeletons before they died years later.

My understanding is that he actively encourages his current wife to be 'large' as it is proof to him that she won't die in the same manner.

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-08-06T02:53:45+00:00

Did the woman on the right eat his wife?

Billy_Sunsteel · 2018-08-06T03:41:01+00:00

The right is called "athletic" on dating sites. She would have to gain another 60 lbs to change her body type to "curvy".

2018-08-06T03:42:53+00:00

god - she looks like shit.

cobaltcolander · 2018-08-06T04:10:16+00:00

I think divorcerape should be the greatest fear, by a long margin.

Original_Username7 · 2018-08-06T05:57:22+00:00

This happened to my brother in law, my sister turned into a WHALE (among other things) as soon as she locked him down with a marriage certificate and a child.

--Edog-- · 2018-08-06T05:58:30+00:00

Why do these women pig out as soon as they get married?

Luzer606 · 2018-08-06T06:39:54+00:00

She's like 55 years old. Its not like he married a 25 year old model and a year later she gained 100 pounds and grew a mustache. I know guys who married their hot high school or college girlfriend and that shit happened. Its fucking sad and horrible. Not to mention its not like he can't get some 25 year old hottie on the sly if he really wants to....he has the opportunities to do that if its what he wants. Its fiscally advisable to just keep her at this point to keep his bank accounts intact.

When you get older as a man you aren't exactly looking to bang a woman every day and thinking about sex every 90 seconds. At some point you are happy to be with someone you can have an engaging conversation with and that you don't loathe as a human being when your dick isn't hard.

J_St0rm · 2018-08-06T08:07:03+00:00

Unless he’s stayed exactly the same (which he hasn’t) then I wouldn’t be passing comment on this tbh. They gave each other their decent years and are now both getting fat in old age (something women generally do faster due to hormonal changes). He’s in his mid 60s and she’s in her mid 50s.

https://goo.gl/images/uZoY6B

BIG_HUB · 2018-08-06T03:11:27+00:00

Yup, she said fuck it I dare you to divorce me.

2018-08-06T01:09:34+00:00

Would divorce her, even if I loved who she was. If she cares about herself so little that she gets to that, imagine how little she cares about you....

Rektd79 · 2018-08-06T03:25:14+00:00

Polygamy was a better deal, just marry a younger hotter chick, rinse repeat. Provided you got the cash to support all the wives and kids. Headache just thinking about it.

This feminist monogamy just blows big time. One fatter and fatter wife for life, blubber for breakfast lunch and dinner.

Rodion-Raskolnikov · 2018-08-06T11:42:09+00:00

Believe it or not, occasionally some marriages stay solid but they are extremely rare. If she has been loving devoted wife who hasnt been an argumentative bitch and has provided him with regular sex and is still in love with him then why dump her? I would sign up for this if it were at all possible but the statistics are against us.

2018-08-06T17:22:11+00:00

I wouldn’t give a shit if my wife got fat as long as she stayed loyal.

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-08-06T03:08:45+00:00

99.9% of actors are certified cucks no matter how "tough" they appear to be in their roles...

SomethinLikDis · 2018-08-06T03:50:20+00:00

She's trolling him look at her left hand

cocojambo94 · 2018-08-06T07:03:59+00:00

This is fucking mean and stupid, sorry. You know nothing about their marriage.

H0boHumpinSloboBabe · 2018-08-06T07:23:03+00:00

There should be a BMI clause in pre nups

navastia · 2018-08-06T09:03:15+00:00

r/fittofat

IronLyon77 · 2018-08-06T09:36:34+00:00

the woman on he left is the same on the right? What did happened?

sir_monkfish · 2018-08-06T11:21:27+00:00

Karma.

Irishmen should never play Bond.

JJ3314 · 2018-08-06T12:08:59+00:00

What a betrayal. That’s what he gets for sharing his resources and provisioning with her. One of the terrible ironies of life that a woman will let herself go for a man that actually provides value, but will get in shape/lose weight for men who only provide potential value/the promise of a ring. Ugh.

2018-08-06T12:11:53+00:00

Thar she blows! Man the harpoons!

2018-08-06T12:46:39+00:00

You know at some point, out of desperation, he stuck a pin in her, just to see what would happen.

brother_dreadly · 2018-08-06T13:22:52+00:00

I'm telling you--they seldom have any interest, staying in good shape, past the seduction phase. Once they've hooked a provider, rip cord gets pulled.

-Numbers- · 2018-08-06T14:28:39+00:00

Tomorrow Never Dies...but you will because of high cholesterol.

2018-08-06T14:53:57+00:00

To be fair, it happened to him too.

visvavasu2 · 2018-08-06T14:59:30+00:00

Holy shit

SlowJellyfish1 · 2018-08-06T16:23:00+00:00

Most men keep their vow. When Pierce said "for better or for worse. In sickness and in health". He F'ing meant it. If the roles were reverse and he became destitute, would she do the same? We all know what the 60-70% of women who file for divorce because they are "just not happy", would say: "leave that loser of a man!!! You deserve so much better!!!"

I applaud Pierce for being such an upstanding guy.

MGTOW-Balance · 2018-08-06T03:33:41+00:00

in this scenario, you would literally HAVE to ask, "what would james bond do"

starkfuture · 2018-08-06T05:33:52+00:00

One good thing out of the his. She might get a coronary before she loses the weight to monkeybranch and divorc rape him. But then again, there will be simps after even this cow!.

flownthedark · 2018-08-06T05:56:39+00:00

The ugly is already upon you regardless of how much she weighs. I have to withhold judgment due to lack of a good look at her. I have been through worse, literally. Before you judge me, I am the wing man who gets shit done.

Frothyloads86 · 2018-08-06T06:12:49+00:00

Id still fuck that fat cow!

fecal_mudslide · 2018-08-06T06:50:06+00:00

she's cultivating mass

anti_masyarakat · 2018-08-06T07:12:35+00:00

Don't mind about that. The question is does she plays the good wife game. No point gaining weight but fails to be a good wife.

Yeah, at first, men might about looks, but pretty much, most of us don't care about that.

As long, she can play the good wife game.

As-You-Were · 2018-08-06T08:05:27+00:00

Genuinely thought the picture on the right was stretched

420fmx · 2018-08-06T08:37:25+00:00

Her titties improved tho

2018-08-06T09:20:05+00:00

Pierce actually likes her big as far as I know

Jcart105 · 2018-08-06T11:57:38+00:00

Have any of you guys seen modern pictures of Pierce? Dude looks like he could still play Bond. Total shame that he's probably too scared of moving on from her because of the inevitable divorce rape.

michaelmindset · 2018-08-06T19:19:57+00:00

She ate the wall

Thatsyourissue · 2018-08-06T23:43:52+00:00

007 meets 700(lbs)

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maeveko · 2018-08-07T07:40:39+00:00

Hypocrisy in a nutshell in one post lol. When men is at his low point and women divorce him, she's a thot. Funny to see many in the comment section are encouraging divorce, because she's at her low point. I guess you're not so different from those /thots/ then?

I'm just genuinely confuse... Some or ya'll here are just the male version of feminisim, in this case it's ALWAYS the women's fault.

crawdaddy9880 · 2018-08-08T06:32:59+00:00

Whale whale whale... Look what we have here. 🐳

Touketsu07 · 2018-08-09T17:11:23+00:00

God damn. My eyes...the truth tbh. It hurts

everythingisatoms · 2018-08-06T07:59:36+00:00

Agent 47 > Bond

Agent 47 is a MGTOW

JohnBravo9990 · 2018-08-06T00:58:45+00:00

She’s big and beautiful. So beautiful...

Title	One of the married man's greatest fears - it happened to Pierce "James Bond" Brosnan.
Author	IronLyon77
Upvotes	485
Comments	174
Date	August 6, 2018 12:53 AM UTC (7 years ago)
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