You left the toilet seat up!

RK21001 · 2018-05-22T23:58:21+00:00

When I was in high school I worked at a donut shop. Part of my duties was bathroom cleaning at the end of the day. The women's bathroom was like a fucking explosion of bodily fluid every day. It was disgusting and took a long time to clean. Men's bathroom, a quick wipe down and it was done. Anyone who has had a similar job will vouch for this.

ConstantChinner · 2018-05-22T22:01:05+00:00

LOL. You can put eyeliner and lipstick on a pig but it is still just a pig.

necrosnomicon · 2018-05-22T22:57:12+00:00

Talk about high maintenance...

Madpuffin · 2018-05-23T01:47:25+00:00

My wife 100%. Bitches if I leave a water glass by the sink to use again. Fills up the counter and dinning room table with her shit. AWALT

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2018-05-23T00:08:20+00:00

That's why you don't let them in your house, nor cohabitate with them.

RedHattedPhilomath · 2018-05-22T23:00:56+00:00

You’re right, holy shit.

champagne-n-pompano · 2018-05-23T01:30:48+00:00

Dude, this is definitely bad, but I've seen triple that amount of shit strewn on the counter and floors of women's bathrooms in my day. In college, in between leases, I lived with five chicks for a few months. They were hotties we partied with over the years, from a larger group of friends we hung with, I dated one (or two) for a while in school but not during this stint, and not really the point. We were all just dumb party friends, post college. Anyway..

These pigs were amazingly skilled at looking great throughout the day, and extra cute for weekend parties, but live like strung-out heroin addicts out of Trainspotting or some shit, when people weren't looking. Just a shocking amount of vagrant-level squalor, with piles of girl shit in the bathrooms that would make you wince. Really a big turnoff. I know, you bitches have three trillion selfies to take, have a good night.

UncleDisgusting · 2018-05-23T04:43:17+00:00

I put some female family members on the spot ages ago and asked what the big deal was in regards to leaving the toilet seat up? Their answer was, “we might fall in!”

Um, how? Can you not see that the seat is up? You aren’t backing into the bathroom or rappelling through the window? You’re not jumping backwards, ass first, towards the bowl, right?

There really wasn’t a solid rebuttal to my questions. My thought is, it’s a bit of a power thing. The seat stays down, because they can get men to obey and be trained to always return the seat back down. They can friggin do it, they just won’t.

cryptotim70726 · 2018-05-22T23:20:12+00:00

I once told an ex "It took more effort to come tell me than it would have to just put it down. Don't you feel stupid? Next time... I'll just piss on the seat." She evicted herself soon after.

Malefics · 2018-05-23T02:38:30+00:00

Never live with a woman. Your sink wont be cluttered with clown face products.

Folwart · 2018-05-22T23:08:06+00:00

I just evicted a mess like this. Ah, it's nice having my sanctuary back. I see they all have an obsession with lint rollers. Sounds awesome in theory, but they don't use them effectively. Seems fucked up, like how complicated is a lint roller, right? But, yeah, but self love (of one's own self manufactured truth) finds a way.

2018-05-23T00:00:41+00:00

Where's Waldo!

DIXIE_WEHRWOLF · 2018-05-23T04:03:15+00:00

When you respond with "and you leave the seat down" they get all upset. You must lift the seat and close it back to the woman's preferred position at all times. It's like they think the bathrooms belong to them only.

"It was dark last night the seat was up and I fell in the toilet..." somehow it's my fault.

I've never went to the bathroom and pissed all over the seat because I was to stupid to look to see if the seat was up first.

2018-05-23T06:53:40+00:00

most of them are fucking slobs

lister777 · 2018-05-23T04:54:48+00:00

Once again, spotted.

2018-05-23T06:08:53+00:00

You can't polish a turd.

But if you're a woman you can roll it in glitter and smear it all over the washroom.

magx01 · 2018-05-23T14:16:36+00:00

My ex wife would never allow her bathroom to look like that. I'm as mgtow as they come but ffs date better chicks.

lister777 · 2018-05-23T04:58:48+00:00

At work there is a 8-9/10 girl. After she goes to toilet, there is shit everywhere. For me, when people do not clean their mess in the toilet, that simply means that they do not care at all for others. When a man does this, I noticed that he actually reacts like a woman; gamma male

Crazed_Alchemist · 2018-05-23T06:46:51+00:00

Why do they even care that you left the toilet seat up? I don't get it.

I-am-the-lul · 2018-05-23T07:24:53+00:00

All this mess just to do their hair and fakeup.

dogwoodcat · 2018-05-23T07:45:35+00:00

*Shaving brush

*Shaving soap

*Razor (Dual-edge safety)

*Aftershave (aloe toner - only stuff my skin will let me use)

*Anti-perspirant

Everything lives in a steel lockbox hung over the counter

labiteatibit · 2018-05-23T07:49:02+00:00

Looks like a bunch of clowns went through that bathroom.

mma13579 · 2018-05-23T08:08:32+00:00

I have never seen something more true in my life

2018-05-23T10:15:57+00:00

Then you tell them to sort it up

robowriter · 2018-05-23T12:16:36+00:00

They literally take over the house and place useless ugly junk everywhere. I get the mgtow ideas, but still have a hard time understanding the feels behind buying retarded stuffed bunnies, dolls and tchotchkes if your in your mid-twenties.

Or displaying souvenirs from a boring vacation from people we don't like. And god forbid you hit a dry patch and you need a vital household item, it has to be new, not used.

Toilet water runs downhill and it starts when she picks out the drapes.

1v1crown · 2018-05-23T14:39:28+00:00

I actually keep it down because I think it looks better.

2018-05-23T17:17:37+00:00

They're disgusted by the prospect of touching a toilet seat, when most of them have already received multiple facials or done similar things... Hypocrites.

GalacticLinx · 2018-05-23T23:39:26+00:00

i never understood the thing of the toilet seat up.

I guess is a North American thing.

Women here say nothing about leaving the toilet seat up

hockeyguy013 · 2018-05-29T00:08:09+00:00

That is gross af

Title	You left the toilet seat up!
Author	Billy_Sunsteel
Upvotes	535
Comments	49
Date	May 22, 2018 10:00 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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