Even Chad McPower gets divorced. Never marry, men. It never lasts

IAmTheDos · 2018-04-03T05:57:09+00:00

Channing Tatum is one of the top ten "Hottest Male Celebrities" according to many/most women (who watch hollywood movies).

Before meeting him, Jenna Dewan likely thought that she didn't stand much of a chance at scoring a apex man like Channing. Not impossible, but unlikely given the competition that Channing could easily attract.

But she won, she scored an A-list(?) Celebrity. And she was happy... until she gets used to him. She begins to get comfortable with him, and eventually believes she is his equal.

And if she is equal to someone like Channing Tatum, what the fuck is she doing settling for someone her equal!

Hypergamy in action, none are immune.

rocketman1899 · 2018-04-03T04:38:16+00:00

Brad Pitt dumped, now this guy. If they aren’t good enough, what does that say about the rest of us ?

MGTOW

urban_hermit91 · 2018-04-03T04:14:24+00:00

That fucking soulless stare man...

clown_kazoodles · 2018-04-03T04:20:59+00:00

my nama jeff

DavidShekelburg · 2018-04-03T05:25:43+00:00

Sex dolls look less plastic than her.

Mr_MontyPants · 2018-04-03T04:25:50+00:00

So while he has to constantly train his ass of to remain at peak performance, I can only imagine that she likes to spend her days spending his hard earned money and being lazy around the house. Yet, we all know that, unless he managed to get a prenup, she will be getting more than half of his assets. What a world to live in, gentlemen.

Drakaris · 2018-04-03T07:47:01+00:00

Gee, if even the Christian Greys are not good enough anymore... What do they expect, the Greek gods from myths and legends to start descending from the Heavens to serve the vagina?

This always reminds me of one my favorite articles of all time with the most cliche title ever:

Where have all the good men gone? These sassy, sophisticated, solvent women say they are struggling to find other halves that can measure up

It starts with the most batshit insanity I have ever heard. So this 48 year old post-wall thot says "The men out there are delusional." Jaw-dropping stupidity right here.

So this 48 year old grandma that had sucked and fucked thousands of miles of dick in 30 years and is already menopausal wants tall, dark and handsome and super rich 30 yo stud... And I just want young, faithful and not a complete cum dumpster that will take care of the house and the kids while I'm busy working and providing for them all... And I'm the "delusional" one. Jesus Christ, the entitlement, the real delusion, the fucking hubris...

ManIsWalking · 2018-04-03T05:20:37+00:00

Bruh, she looks like an alien. Channing Tatum could score chicks that look better than that.

unsheddogmatisms · 2018-04-03T05:29:24+00:00

When will people learn? Marriage is worthless.

EvilBananaManRD · 2018-04-03T08:02:49+00:00

Women lose interest in their partners once they have secured them. In other words, she chases a "superior" guy (richer, better looking, more powerful, better) and once they establish a relationship, once he stops running away and commits, she becomes uninterested and leaves.

shellbross · 2018-04-03T07:08:35+00:00

9 years is a pretty good run nowadays... Of course it still is not worth it in the end, but still.

Sumo94 · 2018-04-03T04:24:33+00:00

Infidelity, lack of money or communication is the culprit.

bdog666 · 2018-04-03T07:57:52+00:00

looks like magic mike lost his magic

batfish55 · 2018-04-03T10:27:28+00:00

And Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp. Hypergamy is never satisfied.

kagetsuki32 · 2018-04-03T08:00:12+00:00

That why in this era women are only good for short time interaction. Marriage a terrible move, so many fool that still don't get it.

hi-i-like-coding · 2018-04-03T11:38:50+00:00

Why invest in a woman if she's not going to stick around? Women want you to invest in them, build a life around them, and then 10 years later you get booted out of your own house like you're trash. Women are absurd, and so is marriage.

Recreation705 · 2018-04-03T09:11:38+00:00

Damn. Female hypergamy is a bitch lol.

blackierobinsun3 · 2018-04-03T10:11:24+00:00

Magic mike can’t even keep a btch?!

suggadaddy23 · 2018-04-03T10:35:13+00:00

Magic mike will return to his old ways

CodeOverflow · 2018-04-03T10:54:13+00:00

Tbh why is a guy like this even in a relationship?

He can get almost any cunt he wants, but settles for the same ol' shit everynight.

Now he gets to share all those movies $$$

2018-04-03T12:31:00+00:00

yep. Look at this fellow men. That's why relationships and marriage are bullshit. If even the top of the top can't keep their wymn, it's ridiculous to think you could :D Go your own way

mig247 · 2018-04-03T13:47:36+00:00

How do you guys know if channing (what a cuckold name) wasn't the one who dumped her?

Judah_Earl · 2018-04-03T12:27:59+00:00

In her defence his star power been waning and his last few films haven't exactly set the box office on fire.

Rightfully she should have dumped his ass years ago, but being the good woman she is she gave him a chance to bounce back.

Really it's his fault for not being Chris Pratt. /s

Starcruiser28 · 2018-04-03T13:15:25+00:00

He needs to finalize the divorce quickly to avoid the 10yr mark and avoid life time alimony.

mia_zombie · 2018-04-03T18:00:50+00:00

Isn’t he gay? I mean “bi”

DudeGHOW · 2018-04-03T08:00:06+00:00

Damn

your_inner_asshole · 2018-04-03T13:54:34+00:00

I was thinking she was pretty hot, UNTIL I saw pics of her in a bikini. Geez, talk about a boy figure.

balancedben · 2018-04-03T17:11:08+00:00

So the tranny lady lost interest in Channing. Lol

falcon10474 · 2018-04-03T21:55:17+00:00

Jenna Dewan Born: December 3, 1980 (age 37), Hartford, CT

Hamster: She gonna get a better man

Me: good luck

globals33k3r · 2018-04-03T10:32:55+00:00

Reminds me of Kimora Lee who left Russel Simmons for that African model.

Nezborn02 · 2018-04-03T14:24:28+00:00

she ugly af

Afab67 · 2018-04-03T14:26:36+00:00

She looks like a total ice queen. This divorce is gonna HURT!

bsutansalt · 2018-04-03T16:14:51+00:00

Oh is she in for a rude awakening. Her claim to fame is her ex and being a backup dancer to a handful of washed up singers.

Chadning Tatum is also in for a rude awakening when his ex goes for child support. Their kid is only 5 years old, so that's 13 more years of $20,000 a month paydays for the ex.

Once this is finalized we can expect to see him in a ton of shitty movies in the coming years to pay off that alimony and vaginamony. (h/t Tom Leykis)

The only upside for Tatum is that he'll be knee-deep in younger hotter tighter pussy in no time flat.

masonay0un · 2018-04-03T18:02:42+00:00

I know a succubus when I see one!

peterson2004 · 2018-04-03T18:43:33+00:00

Just pointing out context. This chad was chadding all along, so It's no surprise.

From 1 year ago, a blind item revealed:

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/04/blind-items-revealed-revisited.html

Mr_M0t0m0 · 2018-04-03T21:38:45+00:00

I don't feel bad for him in the least. In 6 weeks he'll be hugged up with some other Stacy. I don't feel bad for her either because there is a mile high pile of incels, nerds, geeks, dorks, and regular dudes she's skewered in her 30+ years of life.

klim_milk · 2018-04-03T23:06:54+00:00

ah hahahahaha

Ladies, this simp is available! he probably believes he'll find "love" again.

Title	Even Chad McPower gets divorced. Never marry, men. It never lasts
Author	Saturn1981
Upvotes	330
Comments	129
Date	April 3, 2018 3:52 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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