It's Simp day.

CIAC50 · 2018-02-14T11:13:29+00:00

It's a business. There's a special day for just about everything all designed to tax Simps.

ProyektZ · 2018-02-14T12:33:43+00:00

Yep, bout to hit the gym then go chill at the animal shelter for a few hours, fuck Valentine's aka "Retailers wet dream" day.

Edit: And for some reason I woke up unbelievably happy today, our gut knows Valentine's day is bullshit, follow your gut gentlemen, I feel sorry for all the men out there scrambling just to buy their girl ANYTHING so she won't break up with his simp ass LOL

curiousssherlock · 2018-02-14T09:13:52+00:00

Who cares.

Usuqamadiq · 2018-02-14T10:09:24+00:00

Post passive aggressive Happy Chinese New Year on your social media if you still have it and watch the hamstering begin. Grab a beer and enjoy. Bonus round: remind them 1 Billion Chinese celebrating is more important than 150 million fat American women getting chocolate and roses.

RedPillMGTOW · 2018-02-14T12:15:08+00:00

Wrong. It´s MGTOW day.

TheRuralJuror918 · 2018-02-14T12:32:05+00:00

My MGTOW (Malentines) day will consist of watching cow's at work get overpriced gifts from their blue pill slaves and white knights. I will enjoy the day doing actual work and reading reddit posts safe in the knowledge that i'm free of this bullshit day and have the saved money to prove it.

_Hachiman_Hikigaya_ · 2018-02-14T08:22:33+00:00

Today must be declared as a "black day" and anyone who celebrate or buy gift's for women should be put in jail.

SnarkyFella · 2018-02-14T12:25:35+00:00

Keep that money and pay yourselves. Kill debt or Invest.

ProyektZ · 2018-02-14T16:25:19+00:00

I've always found v day to be a bullshit holiday. 6 weeks after Xmas and women expect men to take them out to eat, buy flowers, and feed their fat, soon to be diabetic asses chocolates just for a chance to sniff their crotch wounds.

SpayAndNeuterUrPets · 2018-02-14T15:39:36+00:00

I thought we were calling it "Vagina Christmas".

nghia4007 · 2018-02-14T10:00:37+00:00

I sent a message to 2 "declared single" female friend and wish them have lots of chocolate and rose. Just for fun

treble-n-bass · 2018-02-14T14:49:07+00:00

Anyone ever go out to bars to watch the shit show today? I could use some light entertainment.

2018-02-14T13:09:06+00:00

all my coworkers rushing to buy flowers instead of paying their debts lol that's valentines' for you. No thanks!

kayfab · 2018-02-14T12:30:00+00:00

Wonder who is the idiot that invented that st valentine shit, i remember ECW pro wrestling had a PPV called St Valentine day massacre hahahaha

Malefactor82 · 2018-02-14T14:41:46+00:00

i paid off a credit card, now i will have a small raise with 1 less bill to pay. happy valentines lol

HaveSumOfDeez · 2018-02-14T16:23:50+00:00

Gonna be some really pathetic simps professing their love via Facebook status update today. Some of my favorite hate reading.

2018-02-14T16:46:44+00:00

I bought a new game for my Switch. Also will hit gym today after work and then make myself a nice dinner. For myself. My favorite person :)

2018-02-14T17:16:25+00:00

Meanwhile as an mgtow....

Million-Suns · 2018-02-14T17:46:38+00:00

I honestly can't believe they fall for this shit every year.

Brainwashing is a very powerful tool.

DarwinianKEKistani · 2018-02-14T16:23:53+00:00

Correct. Visited bodybuilding sub this morning and found the post of a slut on top.

Griever114 · 2018-02-14T21:17:26+00:00

As usual, it's about money. The thots are roped into believing that fake holidays mean something. Just like they were told by Dr beers that yp u NEED a diamond ring.

The thots keep commerce going.

Remember, men pay 73+% of the taxes. Women do most of the spending.

FOLLOW THE MONEY IDIOTS!

cheapmichigander · 2018-02-14T22:27:54+00:00

It's my birthday today. Women hate it cause It's my day and I'm the one who's supposed to get gifts.

MexicanMGTOW · 2018-02-14T22:34:00+00:00

I remember I bought some girl a 100$ bouquet of flowers . Glad my simp days are behind me

stuhnt · 2018-02-14T14:03:47+00:00

I know right fuck valentines day.

2018-02-14T17:11:06+00:00

simps will all be buying tons of flowers and candy for bitches that rarely give them any poontaine. lol

Daflique · 2018-02-14T18:51:43+00:00

Thanks Snarky. I’ll look into that subreddit.

2018-02-14T20:33:46+00:00

Simps will simp

Aligator237 · 2018-02-15T01:50:40+00:00

Lmao easy.

Buy dirt cheap candy and chill at home without a woman screaming about it.

nunhgrader · 2018-02-14T15:48:27+00:00

That it is!

PapaMGTOW · 2018-02-14T22:01:14+00:00

Male Mother Need Is a 7 Headed Hydra of a b1tcH for some!

2018-02-15T02:56:13+00:00

My standard used to be three dozen roses, German chocolates, and a teddy bear. I saved a lot of money this year and bought BurstCoin instead. I have a feeling that’ll pay out more 🤤

Flugzeug113 · 2018-02-15T04:01:16+00:00

I played some Dungeons & Dragons with my buddies at school, and on my way home I stopped at the store to pick up some things to make for dinner. All I saw were guys who looked like they were miserable staring at the flowers in the super market, trying to pick them out, and a bunch of women dragging their men around outside.

I couldn't help but to let out a shit-eating grin because it feels so good not to have to worry about it. Instead of wasting all of that money on some worthless gifts? I invested it.

OGMGTOWNER · 2018-02-15T11:51:53+00:00

I saw a news article that said that the average expenditure on V day is $140. Shit that's a lot of money to just waste on nothing

Title	It's Simp day.
Author	qvisel
Upvotes	302
Comments	71
Date	February 14, 2018 7:30 AM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MGTOW
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