Even God is single

ManifoldPrime · 2018-02-13T11:32:04+00:00

This is the smartest BPT I've ever seen

prslover · 2018-02-13T13:46:04+00:00

I believe God made Eve in order to test Adam. Adam failed the test with flying colors.

iamthatiam95 · 2018-02-13T13:37:24+00:00

God Male , Satan Female.

uglymtherfker · 2018-02-13T12:09:05+00:00

BUT WHY ISNT GOD FEMALE???? U mi gud seksisms!!!!!!!!!!!

Skayruss · 2018-02-13T13:08:10+00:00

Legend had it God was married, when he got divorced his wife got Mars, back then it was full of life and was a perfect version of Earth. This is why the most blue pilled man on earth has such a craving to go there and build stuff there, the cuckery is ingrained in him.

RunawayGrain · 2018-02-13T13:10:12+00:00

You see this get danced around sometimes by claiming that God is married to the church. No, I'm not kidding.

2018-02-13T11:43:27+00:00

I'm dead

randarrow · 2018-02-13T13:52:06+00:00

Yahweh's wife was Ashera. No one talks about her for some reason....

trouble_with_trilbys · 2018-02-13T19:07:04+00:00

Ecclesiasticus 25:24

21Stumble not at the beauty of a woman, and desire her not for pleasure. 22A woman, if she maintain her husband, is full of anger, impudence, and much reproach. 23A wicked woman abateth the courage, maketh an heavy countenance and a wounded heart: a woman that will not comfort her husband in distress maketh weak hands and feeble knees. 24Of the woman came the beginning of sin, and through her we all die. 25Give the water no passage; neither a wicked woman liberty to gad abroad. 26If she go not as thou wouldest have her, cut her off from thy flesh, and give her a bill of divorce, and let her go.

XxRandomguyxX · 2018-02-13T16:13:13+00:00

I love this sub lmao

emoprairiedog · 2018-02-13T15:15:50+00:00

Yup. If there is a higher entity that has the power to create universes he for sure won't need a wife, he should have no need to stick with someone for eternity. I mean, just entertain the idea of an inmortal man, he wouldn't like to stay with the same person for eternity, it would become quite an ordeal. If you have a brain that spans across dimensions there just wouldn't be any urge that'd be fulfilled by a relationship. I have no idea who came up with the God concept, but making him a single entity makes perfect sense.

fearganfadhb · 2018-02-13T22:05:48+00:00

There's something about calling God "that nigga" that is just cracking me up.

Mapispema-ta · 2018-02-13T23:44:31+00:00

This post is getting the religious lurkers out of the woodwork.

TheImmortalLegendG · 2018-02-13T19:00:50+00:00

Personally I kind of think marriage is meaningless. Especially once you remove any relgious connotations. And it's fucking absurd that a man should be expected to spend thousands of dollars on a ring. And the insane costs of weddings.

poison-fang-blade · 2018-02-13T19:28:58+00:00

Not only he's single, he fucked a woman who was going to marry and her future husband ended up being the one having to raise the kid. I mean, how unlucky is a guy when he gets cucked by none other than god himself.

2018-02-13T19:58:48+00:00

This is completely unrelated but I want to point out something being a huge Dragonball Z and all, why do you think Planet Namek and it's people were so peaceful? It should be obvious lol.

SkyloRen66 · 2018-02-13T17:45:25+00:00

IMO MGTOW and religion don’t mix at all. You have a group of people that used logic and reasoning to overcome societal brainwashing and realize the truth of the nature of women. It takes less than half of that objective thinking to realize that religions were used by primitive humans to explain their universe, and later on to control the masses for their own profit. People today use religion because of their deep fear of death, and they find comfort in the concept of seeing loved ones, and living forever in heaven. The idea of living forever with your loved ones and favorite dog sure sounds great, but I think deep down in your heart you know it to be fake.

macaryl95 · 2018-02-13T23:22:51+00:00

This dude just stays woke.

kayfab · 2018-02-13T23:27:55+00:00

He invented women so we can empty our cans twice per week.... hahaha

stringedbeams · 2018-02-13T23:52:00+00:00

That's a little irreverent but I don't think any harm was intended but this is very related:

"For in the resurrection they shall neither marry nor be married; but shall be as the angels of God in heaven." - Matthew 22:30

There are a ton of other related Scripture/theology points that relate to redpill/mgtow not being discussed we should talk about, I'll try to get some threads going soon

daneeze · 2018-02-14T02:33:57+00:00

Lmfao

slavnatfaith · 2018-02-14T02:41:17+00:00

Mrs. God lmao

Suite_Cheezus · 2018-02-14T03:34:08+00:00

God is single because god is a woman. Thats why no women can do no wrong.

robowriter · 2018-02-14T08:55:30+00:00

Yes one source of all life, call it what you will.

Just like in the movies. Shaft, who'd risk his neck for brotherman, wasn't married. My favorites include Slaughter, BJ Hammer and the awesome lotsatop Coffy all unmarried.

Unless you believe life just went poof and pooped out of nowhere.

TheoTasty · 2018-02-15T17:34:47+00:00

Mary was a plate then?

klim_milk · 2018-02-13T17:15:13+00:00

I actually laughed out loud... still grinning.

Pericles420 · 2018-02-13T15:37:57+00:00

The face says it all

Zombocom1911 · 2018-02-13T16:48:28+00:00

There is a whole lot of "Mrs. God" in Hindu MYTHOLOGY. But that is just what it is, mythology. For the real Hindu belief you have to turn to the Vedic scriptures, not the myth. To quote from the Upanishads (the oldest, core scriptures of Hinduism, part of the Vedas):

Concept of God by Hindu Scriptures:

Vedas and Bhagvad Gita are considered as most sacred scriptures of Hinduism. Following are a few lines where they talk about the God.

“Ekam evadvitiyam” meaning” He is One only without a second.

[Chandogya Upanishad 6:2:1]

“Na casya kascij janita na cadhipah” meaning “Of Him there are neither parents nor lord.”

[Svetasvatara Upanishad 6:9]

“Na tasya pratima asti” meaning “There is no likeness of Him.”

[Svetasvatara Upanishad 4:19]

“Na samdrse tisthati rupam asya, na caksusa pasyati kas canainam” meaning “His form is not to be seen; no one sees Him with the eye.”

[Svetasvatara Upanishad 4:20]

Vedas refer to God as “Brahman.” Brahman is the unchanging, infinite, immanet, and transcedent reality, which is the Divine Ground of all matter, energy, time, space, being, and and everything beyond in this universe. It is the Supreme Cosmic Spirit or Absolute Reality (often confused as God Brahma) and is said to be eternal, genderless, omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, and ultimately indescribable in human language. Noteworthy thing is that Hindus believe that God is genderless whilst most of other religions generally believe God as male.

The Brahma Sutra of Hinduism is:

“Ekam Brahm, dvitiya naste neh na naste kinchan” which means

“There is only one God, not the second; not at all, not at all, not in the least bit.”

thediplomat7 · 2018-02-13T14:49:58+00:00

Here's the thing though. By the time Satan and his followers are burning in a lake (end of the rapture I think), God would be married to someone. Used to be a Christian but I still remembered some things from the Bible.

Unsafespace10 · 2018-02-13T14:19:43+00:00

This is a result of flawed monotheistic approach. In polytheism, gods usually have a goddess by their side.

I could go on and on about why this topic is stupid for ten different reasons, but I assume the goal is fanatical devotion to mgtow religion and not a serious approach to God or theology.

Title	Even God is single
Author	otikokoso
Upvotes	873
Comments	157
Date	February 13, 2018 10:34 AM UTC (8 years ago)
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