Man Forced to Wait to Have Sex Until Wife Finishes Giving Birth (The Onion, nailing it as usual)

milkandtuna · 2020-01-22T03:40:00+00:00

Low-key sound like something red pillers would actually actually say or do.

SimpleSyrups · 2020-01-22T03:54:02+00:00

I can suddenly see why people confuse Onion articles with reality.

2020-01-22T04:58:37+00:00

The Onion has ceased to be funny, now it’s just frightening because it’s too real.

blaaaaa123 · 2020-01-22T11:39:41+00:00

“I think I’ve been pretty accommodating through this whole process, but I have to say it’s a hardship, this whole temporary-involuntary-celibacy-because-my-wife’s-birth-canal-is-occupied-by-an-infant thing,” said Greenwood, who admitted that it almost felt like his wife was teasing him by already having her pants off and her legs spread open on the hospital bed. “Look, I totally understand that she may not feel the most attractive right now because she’s struggling to push out the baby, but I have needs, too. I’ve already patiently waited for three hours. At least she could try to be there for me. After all, I’m still willing to have sex with her even though she gained all that pregnancy weight.”

😭

2020-01-22T04:20:01+00:00

Unironically men.

Connecticut06482 · 2020-01-22T04:33:44+00:00

Haha whoever titled this is so on point it’s not even funny

Yianna_F · 2020-01-22T09:21:19+00:00

Like those jokes guys tell, that aren't really jokes since they truly mean them but not really...

So TRP and MGTOW that gives you the chills...Visit the dead bedroom sub for close enough stories...

ctcatlover · 2020-01-22T04:36:03+00:00

Spot on

flandersmustash · 2020-01-22T16:34:36+00:00

I wish I was joking but this article reads like my ex husbands reasons for divorce 😂😂

Title	Man Forced to Wait to Have Sex Until Wife Finishes Giving Birth (The Onion, nailing it as usual)
Author	ScrappleSandwiches
Upvotes	112
Comments	16
Date	January 21, 2020 10:16 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/es22sx/man_forced_to_wait_to_have_sex_until_wife/
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