Scrotes be like ...

bqluoeoedn · 2020-06-16T22:16:00+00:00

ShE DiDnT CuMmm LiKE In ThE PoRn. WhY Am I NoT a SeX GoD LiKE ThE PoRn SaID?

WeWereOkay · 2020-06-17T02:50:59+00:00

TBH I feel like it’s kinda the opposite. They all know where it is from watching porn, but they don’t know what to do with it—also from watching porn. So a dude will viciously attack your clit (the way he saw it done in porn) under what appears to be a theory that the faster and harder he attacks it, the sooner you’ll come and recognize him as the sex god he is. It’s like some kinda practical joke—the internet finally got them caught up on general location but somehow simultaneously taught them worse moves.

Petite_55 · 2020-06-17T01:26:12+00:00

Because its not the woman they're focused on..theres a reason they can't find the clit, aren't interested in cunnilingus and are obsessed with anal.

atreethatkeepsgrowin · 2020-06-16T22:24:59+00:00

But porn says women like muh dick

Adawritesrules · 2020-06-17T01:55:11+00:00

Next time before I every have sex with a guy I will ask him to find exactly where the clit is first. If he cannot figure it out, get the out lol. Block delete, never to be spoken to again. Lmao

SslimReaperr · 2020-06-17T04:46:19+00:00

Most men are too self absorbed to even care about a woman’s pleasure tbh. Such sad little things.

2020-06-17T09:51:52+00:00

Omg that cracked me up sooooo bad I think the word scrote was what was so funny to me.

radicaloka · 2020-06-17T04:59:01+00:00

My ex couldn’t ever find my clit even after months of dating. He had the fucking nerve to say it was because my vagina was “weird” and it was easier with other girls in the past.

Novemberinthechair · 2020-06-17T02:11:12+00:00

He doesn't have a forehead, he has a fivehead.

alleghaniensista · 2020-06-17T00:05:33+00:00

I’m actually appalled by how many men are inept at getting a woman off...

Then again, also not surprised.

El_Moi · 2020-06-17T00:57:18+00:00

um... EW! Just no!

Title	Scrotes be like ...
Author	Adawritesrules
Upvotes	580
Comments	20
Date	June 16, 2020 10:06 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hady4c/scrotes_be_like/
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