LVM's mad

Maisiebr · 2020-03-16T22:15:51+00:00

That's rich, considering his pantry probably consists of two packs of ramen and a can of tuna from when the last SARS made the rounds.

Maybe now that the toilet paper's running out, guys like him will finally learn to wash all the shit out of their ass-cracks before calling it done.

honeybeeroll · 2020-03-16T23:31:00+00:00

Coping with loneliness? Many single women are not lonely to begin with lol. We're not basement dwelling scrotes craving for physical touch, but can't get it bc we're gross and have no social skills, and then resent the object of our cravings instead of changing ourselves lol. Only a pathetic loser would even care that she tweeted this 😂

thedrunkcuteblonde · 2020-03-16T22:54:58+00:00

Lol. My first thought when I heard restaurants will be closing is how single LVMs are about to have a rough time. Every woman I know, knows the basics of cooking. Many men I know do not. They expect women to be able to cook gourmet meals for their men to be valued, but at least we can cook for ourselves during this social distancing.

SslimReaperr · 2020-03-17T00:13:44+00:00

single ≠ lonely

Novemberinthechair · 2020-03-17T01:40:02+00:00

Sew or cook? Is he fucking 80?

mandoa_sky · 2020-03-17T08:50:11+00:00

the loneliest time in my life to date was when i was "dating" a LVM.

better to be alone than lonely :)

greenteaapplepie69 · 2020-03-17T08:57:10+00:00

lmao women still have friends, they'll just be talking to them online. and most women can actually cook because it's a basic thing that all humans should know. meanwhile LVMs will be surviving on a diet of ramen, mountain dew and doritos because they never learnt how to cook.

2020-03-17T12:19:55+00:00

Absolutely all of the women I know ARE cooking, sewing, knitting, painting, gardening, coming up with crafts for their kids etc. Literally business as usual for most of us. My crafting and homemaking communities are filled with women posting their new creations or talking about new skills they’re practicing.

What are the men doing? Logging hours on Steam and complaining. So also business as usual. Hey, Cody, why don’t you get off your ass and do some sit-ups or learn how to cook and sew yourself so you can make a contribution for once and stop making the world uglier.

myousername · 2020-03-17T09:07:59+00:00

I love that his comeback begins with roasting himself.

greatmanatee2 · 2020-03-17T14:56:34+00:00

Idk internet addicted gamer dudes don't seem happy lmao. It's said that gaming is "helpful" for stress management when you're actually playing with your friends and it's more recommended to engage in social physical activity like a sport. I'm betting these guys don't have any friends irl to game with, nor can they go up more than two flights of stairs without running out of breath.

juliet-elia · 2020-03-19T09:10:40+00:00

Contrary to those dudes, females KNOW how and what to buy in an emergency. They all forget that

Title	LVM's mad
Author	PrasdosiniThot
Upvotes	87
Comments	20
Date	March 16, 2020 9:02 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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