chirp chirp chirp

dollymyfolly · 2020-12-01T15:08:39+00:00

Lol my flatmate literally said that he wouldn’t be able to have a gf rn because wouldn’t have money to spoil her. That should show that if they want to, they will.

chateauduchat · 2020-12-01T15:06:27+00:00

I ain’t messin with no cheep cheep men

NotYourBizThrowAway · 2020-12-01T13:50:13+00:00

[deleted]

22leafclover · 2020-12-01T19:17:37+00:00

I'm a bird, I'm a boss, I'm a bird, and a boss, and I shine like gloss.

munakhtyler · 2020-12-01T11:54:02+00:00

I mean, what else are men good for? 🤣🤣🤣

cinnamonketchup · 2020-12-01T12:39:26+00:00

Wtf does it matter if he's "supposed" to spoil me or not? We all should enjoy doing nice things for the person we're in a relationship with!

Why else would I have a boyfriend/girlfriend if not to treat them with love and tenderness? I won't settle for any less than full reciprocity.

321tina321 · 2020-12-01T17:52:35+00:00

Yes I am a twit twit twit tweeeeeet🐦

smallishtree · 2020-12-02T18:23:45+00:00

Ngl I’ve been in relationships where I’ve been dead ass jealous of the nature documentaries where the male birds give the female birds gifts, dance, and sing for them. I was like damn, even BIRDS put in effort?!

SayNad · 2020-12-02T05:55:10+00:00

you think a man is supposed to spoil you

Umm yeah, what else are they useful for if not that???

PrivyPal · 2020-12-02T13:25:57+00:00

This is hilarious! Hahaha

Title	chirp chirp chirp
Author	clairemaffeis
Upvotes	733
Comments	20
Date	December 1, 2020 11:10 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/k4ixcb/chirp_chirp_chirp/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/chirp-chirp-chirp.732517 https://theredarchive.com/post/732517

Comments