Any cowboys available for this great catch, on paper, 50 yo who keeps meeting players? She has been single 12 years. On and Off that is.

adriannmng · 2020-12-26T09:42:46+00:00

Has business, hone, and 50. On paper a catch, if she would be a man. Clearly not from the photo. Yeap, women have no clue what is a catch from the men’s point ov view.

FuckRedditsADMIN · 2020-12-26T10:02:08+00:00

she cant figure it out guys, its the mystery of the century right there, why dont men want her?

Autisticus · 2020-12-26T11:24:31+00:00

UK women are so insufferable in 2020...

thisisnotyourconcern · 2020-12-26T11:30:04+00:00

She doesn't understand why she's 'single' for twelve years. Has she seen her main profile picture? She looks like she just stumbled out of Broadmoor.

DL505 · 2020-12-26T15:26:13+00:00

"Drives" is a positive attribute?

This says more to me than most of the posts here. If you are highlighting a normal, everyday activity as a "positive" to being a "catch", then...fuck I dont know about that.

"Can wipe own ass and often brush my teeth. Known to shop for groceries on my own". This world is fucked.

Chiliresident · 2020-12-26T11:39:07+00:00

What men are not looking for: you. What you offer men: nothing.

adriannmng · 2020-12-26T11:47:32+00:00

And the 12 years single on and off is just hamsters rationalisation of 12 years of pump and dump due to “players, weedsmokers, p1ssheads” and whatever is she listing as inappropriate now. A bit late I would say.

IoSonCalaf · 2020-12-26T11:08:28+00:00

Baking...Foodie...no shit

AstroPixelCollector · 2020-12-26T11:55:49+00:00

"On paper i'm a catch"

I think her bathroom mirror must be parabolic.

InevitableOwl1 · 2020-12-26T11:07:06+00:00

Cowboys? Weren’t they only really a widespread thing over 100 years ago. And they weren’t exactly catches. Poor, smelly and dirty ...

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-26T15:53:38+00:00

On paper, a catch to a man is a woman with an attractive body, is as sweet as can be, gives sex and blowjobs without bitching, doesn't have kids or baggage, and will help out around the house and whatever else needs to get done. This list isn't exhaustive, but most guys will agree that these are some good talking points. Notice how I made no mention of making money or owning a business.

Ladies, because we all know you're reading through this subforum. Instead of being outraged at what you read her, take this as a golden opportunity to get to know how men think and what we really want.

lil_did_she_know · 2020-12-26T10:19:08+00:00

STOP PLAYIN GAMES WITH ME1

CoronaFatBoi · 2020-12-26T13:35:56+00:00

r/WhereAreAllTheCowBoys

Miserable-Lemon · 2020-12-26T12:45:49+00:00

Where's your happy ending? Not sure, you're two decades past that for sure so enjoy your MLM and your cats

newtomtl83 · 2020-12-26T15:28:40+00:00

So many red flags.

Blogginginvicecity · 2020-12-26T19:01:18+00:00

What does she offer a cowboy??

0mrcynic0 · 2020-12-26T12:57:14+00:00

Well, she said she's a catch on paper. That doesn't mean it's going to happen in real life from her statement of meeting men that don't fit her requirements plus her relationships don't last really long. And looking for men at the age of 50? She's just going to attract older men and those kind of men are usually already very established or already saving for their twilight years and won't waste their time for this.

This goes to show that even older women on Tinder acts like in their 20's and hoping someone would give them the time but they will be just invisible to them.

redditradishman · 2020-12-26T14:39:29+00:00

They ALWAYS list having their own home, car and employed as if that's a perk? That's simply put the basics of being a goddamned adult. I get it though... those would be perks for a man and she can't simply come out and say I have a vagina... especially a 50 year old one at that.

Old_snowboarder · 2020-12-26T14:59:57+00:00

I wonder just how fat she is under the marquee that she's wearing?

happychickenpalace · 2020-12-26T22:54:44+00:00

She is the female equivalent of male who think he's a catch just because he has money, and ends up getting matched with manipulative gold diggers and cheaters.

If all you can talk about are your assets, of course your mates are gonna be terrible, because YOU are terrible as a person.

moman0708 · 2020-12-26T16:32:10+00:00

I hate the lazy stoner stereotype

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-26T17:59:49+00:00

I can explain why she's single, it's easy. She's old and unattractive.

altair43 · 2020-12-26T13:03:31+00:00

She should get some cats. Happy ending right there! So simple. Not sure why it has taken her 12+ years...

CSM_Pepper · 2020-12-26T13:49:42+00:00

Talk about the female version of cuckface, and any reference to that cheesy "where have all the cowboys gone" song should be a swipe left with extreme prejudice.

fuzzy_brb · 2020-12-26T14:25:01+00:00

Her: I don’t know why I keep getting caught by the same kind of trap. I blame the trap and wont change. I will still come back in a couple of weeks to complain about getting caught by the same kind of trap again.

redditmoderator007 · 2020-12-26T14:46:08+00:00

She opens her mouth wide. I'll keep her number in my phone.

panzer22222 · 2020-12-26T15:05:07+00:00

So at 50 you have what vast majority of single 50s men have.

2020-12-26T17:15:11+00:00

No kids is only a catch if she’s under what? Like 35

madriverdog · 2020-12-26T17:17:29+00:00

Photos with wide open mouths are a red-flag that she will NEVER shut-up.

darthplebis · 2020-12-26T19:54:33+00:00

Dots... lots.. and..... lots........ of...... dots...............

BluepillProfessor · 2020-12-26T21:03:15+00:00

"Where's my happy ending?"

You're not entitled to one, and I'd argue your 20-25 years late on that.

scholarofpain · 2020-12-26T21:42:52+00:00

It makes you wonder if she stole that house and business from some poor lad that married her previously.

Suk1tUpButterCup · 2020-12-27T01:12:14+00:00

"Don't know what I'm looking for till I find it..." = I will ride any young stud that comes my way waving his dong or his dollars... whichever is bigger... same age or older than me? Keep it moving grandpa...

"Where is my happy ending? Where have all the cowboys gone?" = Why aren't I being chased down, roped, hogtied and ridden by my cowboy studs like they're performing at the rodeo like it used to be?

So I been single for 12 years... blah blah blah... just keep meeting... blah blah blah... who think they can play me..." = I've been running my game so long I don't know how to stop, but it's all these men I've met that are the problem... OK, OK, no, IT'S MEEEEEEE! Tee Hee...

Ok, she's not going to "find" anything... the wakeup will be tough. She doesn't know what she's looking for because she's run through all of them already and hadn't "found" it by now at 50... The wall hit is 1/4 century behind her and she STILL wondering "where are all my cowboys?"

Is it OK to feel sorry for some of these women? I mean damn... I guess it is... so who'll be the lucky one to mount this pony? bidding starts at $0.01... I'd bid but, I'm suddenly broke...

MrNeurotypical · 2020-12-27T02:14:21+00:00

Stop posting my mom's profile, guys. It's embarrassing me. No really that was my mom at 50. Raging narcissist. Now think about how marrying a whore when she's 25 is going to fuck up your kids' heads. I don't know her history but I wouldn't be surprised if she ditched her 3 kids to go party and have fun.

Ibeprasin · 2020-12-26T18:10:46+00:00

Well it’s all downhill from here

Zombeflandrs · 2020-12-26T18:41:56+00:00

I’m sure she has saved hundreds of horses in her time 😅

DickVonPounDatSnatch · 2020-12-26T19:12:14+00:00

"I'm 50 and looking for a cowboy with no kids! Why am I single?!", Well lady your choices are 20 year olds or divorcees with bad sperm. I fucking wonder why you're still single.

gammafirebug · 2020-12-26T22:49:48+00:00

I see this picture and I see why she’s single off and on for 12 years. She looks like a self absorbed, narcissistic, loud, unattractive, obnoxious whore.

popthatpill · 2020-12-27T08:14:37+00:00

Where have all the cowboys gone???

The song is, depending on your interpretation, either a critique of women's unrealistic standards for men or a woman complaining about being ignored by her husband (inter maxima alia; the song admits to multiple interpretations). I don't think she quite thought the remark through.

BluepillProfessor · 2020-12-27T17:56:02+00:00

So not just post wall but post menopause.

No eggs. You don't have any eggs.

So glad I smoke weed........😂😂😂😂😂😂

Cristoff13 · 2020-12-27T18:47:50+00:00

"No ponces", charming. Does she think she's better than some guy who happens to have a high pitched voice, nice dress sense or some other supposedly gay attribute?

me-dgaf · 2020-12-29T03:28:45+00:00

driving uber is not "have your own business"

Divine-Nemesis · 2020-12-29T15:00:19+00:00

But she just looks so fun! I imagine she is smiling that 24/7, why is she still single?? Hmm 🤔

ChadLadPronouns · 2020-12-30T18:20:45+00:00

Imagine the smell.

John_Magnus · 2021-01-27T06:03:13+00:00

Jesus, I had no idea Bono had tits

Title	Any cowboys available for this great catch, on paper, 50 yo who keeps meeting players? She has been single 12 years. On and Off that is.
Author	adriannmng
Upvotes	179
Comments	113
Date	December 26, 2020 9:40 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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