Beer never broke her single mom heart at 23

gentle_lemon · 2021-04-25T14:36:57+00:00

Tattooed, used up alcoholic. Anything else?

ps. that's a hard-ridden 23.

Dunkman83 · 2021-04-25T14:37:31+00:00

shes also fatter than shes trying to appear

Joaquino7997 · 2021-04-25T14:51:02+00:00

Beer may not have ever "broke[n] her heart" but it broke her face.

Luckily for her, I can fix that. All I've gotta do is swipe left...and it's gone!!

_Nequis_ · 2021-04-25T15:22:09+00:00

If that's her face at 23 i don't wanna imagine 32.

Traksimuss · 2021-04-25T14:49:04+00:00

I mean, she is the silent hunter. She does not spring all the demands at once, but she sure is looking for somebody to pay for her life. ALso much younger than most here, so she is much more dangerous than average slag on this subreddit.

Wildhouse83 · 2021-04-25T14:38:05+00:00

Leftover at 23. Not bad, not bad...

AngryCockOfJustice · 2021-04-25T15:22:51+00:00

Trying her best for an ample cleavage with her arms.
The good ole "swipe left...." challenge.
Single mom at 23...and it is just the beginning. She isn't 23 by the way.

"Long drives and fishing is a way to my heart".

I believe she forgot to include "your financial assets". Her "heart" is already spoiled. Why should you pay for it when others had a free access?

Gentlemen, any of you ready to man up, and pay for her and her fuck 🏆?

Easy-Coconut-33 · 2021-04-25T17:04:14+00:00

If she's 23 I'm the king of Sweden!

MrNeurotypical · 2021-04-25T17:25:34+00:00

I'd take her fishing but she'd break the chairs I have plus I'm not into fat chicks. Maybe if she lost weight she might find a provider.

Enough-Staff-2976 · 2021-04-25T15:39:09+00:00

Maybe her hearts broken, but I know she's broken. Don't worry fellas, she won't just break your heart, she'll break your wallet.

frankmarlowe · 2021-04-25T15:22:25+00:00

Prolly broke her waistline tho

SCCock · 2021-04-25T19:04:34+00:00

Single mom? I wonder how times over.

f3wl · 2021-04-26T02:27:36+00:00

The wall hits quicker and quicker with thots these days

oldsmobileaurora · 2021-04-25T20:28:30+00:00

"beer never broke my heart"

No but give it enough time and it will break your liver.

Gaiinahat · 2021-04-26T03:41:28+00:00

Resting duck face. Thousand cock stare. Beer drinker. I bet she has a gut. Next.

Bluecherrysoft · 2021-04-26T08:10:04+00:00

1000(²) cock stare

MRMRising · 2021-04-26T16:06:23+00:00

I bet she uses the child support to buy herself a case of coors light.

MentORPHEUS · 2021-04-26T17:20:32+00:00

Between the bottom of the barrel cosmetic procedures and the steady drinking, her looks are going to depreciate faster than an ice sculpture. Think permanent crows feet and leathery cleavage by 35, and features looking like a Potato Head with mix and match parts.

Devilsgun · 2021-05-16T05:40:33+00:00

The party never ends when it's your wallet paying the tab...

Well, until it ends. Might be some hung Chad that tags her when she's drunk enough to discard her meal ticket, or could be some rapeo basting her while she's passed out at a party, or whatever. Then it's off to find a new wallet bearer

2021-04-26T05:34:34+00:00

Business as usual...

Beer never broke her single mom heart at 23

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I'm insecure about my God given, natural beauty.

Because her boobs are no longer perky!!!

Title	Beer never broke her single mom heart at 23
Author	CDBaller
Upvotes	126
Comments	44
Date	April 25, 2021 2:28 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
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