Just can’t win

Former_Loser · 2021-01-03T01:10:51+00:00

As a 5'9 dude studying STEM that is set to earn six-figures out of college, I cannot wait to reject these women

Tsnacker77 · 2021-01-03T00:49:14+00:00

Woman: God pls send me a good man!

God: *sends one*

Woman/FDS: "eww guuuurl, I asked him to pick up my kids for me and he was 'busy' and didnt feed them for me. LVM scrote!"

God: "next these dumb bitches will start asking for men to respect their OnlyFans and treat them just like respectful women w/low body counts who dont post nudes online for pennies"

motorbiker1985 · 2021-01-03T03:56:30+00:00

I never got the thing with sizes. Sure, a woman wants a guy who is not short and who doesn't have a small penis. However she says she needs him to be at least 6 feet tall (in Europe 180cm, that's the minimum standard) and at least 6 inches long (16 cm in Europe, again universal minimum standard).

However than you look at her current or ex on pictures and you see he is much shorter and if she shows his size, it is also much smaller than the ideal size she says wants. And if you ask about that, she starts explaining that he actually is that tall and that large and that you are wrong.

I even tried to play this game "guess my height" and in almost every case a girl guessed I'm much taller than I actually am even though I was standing right in front of her. They simply have distorted idea of what sizes look like.

merdone · 2021-01-03T03:44:57+00:00

5 9 isn't even short wtf

2021-01-03T07:31:53+00:00

Reminds me of two things:

The old joke of the man asking God to make him win the lottery. After years of asking God answers him saying, "Give me a chance, buy a lottery ticket."
The cartoon of some girl just having shagged Superman. He's asleep in bed, and she is sitting on the edge of the bed wondering "Is he the best I can do?"

SuperVeryDumbPerson · 2021-01-03T08:46:14+00:00

Well she's right! I mean, why would a 5'1 woman settle for such a short man?

OG_walrus · 2021-01-03T01:56:50+00:00

Forgiveness stops

zeepbar · 2021-01-03T16:06:15+00:00

Brothers, I'm a good looking, six foot, six figure man of swedish descent.

I play multiple instruments, own a home, a fishing yatch, and I fly for fun.

I can get fuckbuddies but nothing worth a commitment. It's a problem everywhere out there.

Ramayri · 2021-01-04T14:13:04+00:00

As a 6.2 pretty muscular guy I can tell you one thing for sure:

Doesn't matter if she is 5.0 or 6.0 , you always must be 6.1 or above. My last pump flat out told me she would've never slept with me if not for my height, ten minutes later try to lecture me on how men only go for looks in a woman.

An amazing breed these new strong independent women are.

//Small side note , tall women despise short women taking "all the tall men". But they despise short men even more...

Run2daend93 · 2021-01-03T02:39:15+00:00

Haha i’m 6’1 and probably still don’t want you 🤪🤪🤪

beautysrevenge · 2021-01-03T05:20:09+00:00

This is amazingly accurate and the reality is so stupid.

anonymouse604 · 2021-01-06T16:21:42+00:00

This is what I see every time I read “Just looking for a loyal, loving, honest man”

mustangfrank · 2021-01-07T22:35:26+00:00

A BETTER VERSION

SHE: GOD. PLEASE SEND ME A MAN WHO WOULD MAKE A FANTASTIC FATHER, A GREAT HUSBAND, AN EXTREMELY GOOD LOOKING MAN WHO WOULD MAKE GOOD LOOKING CHILDREN, A MAN WHO WOULD BE RESPECTED IN SOCIETY, A MAN WHO MAKES A GOOD LIVING TO SUPPORT A FAMILY, A MAN WHO WOULD GIVE ME MULTIPLE ORGASIAMS AND WOULD LOVE ME UNTIL DEATH.

GOD: HERE YOU GO

SHE: EW. NOT THIS ONE. HE IS 5’9”! WTF WERE YOU THINKING?

DevTheDummy · 2021-01-09T20:33:25+00:00

As a 5'8.5 female, I do not give a shit if you're like 5'3 because short guys are kinda cute LMAO

saberwarthog · 2021-01-03T11:15:38+00:00

From my years of (not that much) gaming, I learned a thing :
If there is no way that even with effort you can get to the loot while following the rules, if you just can't win a game, just don't bother with it.

PredeKing · 2021-01-03T12:54:03+00:00

NSFW?

Hugeknight · 2021-01-03T16:06:57+00:00

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Ladies_Pls_DM_nudes · 2021-01-03T21:39:21+00:00

i'm 5'10 therefore unless i grow a bit more and reach 6'0 i am not a man.

Selfmade_3127 · 2021-01-27T11:48:32+00:00

the rest of the planet is using the metric system ... so 6 ft is a completely made-up arbitrary number for them

US: men must be over 6 ft = 182,88 cm

Rest of the World: men must be over 180 cm = 5,90551 ft

fcoc · 2021-01-03T18:58:52+00:00

What’s wrong with having a physical standard lol

Title	Just can’t win
Author	ZRudd97
Upvotes	1127
Comments	97
Date	January 3, 2021 12:40 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/WhereAreAllTheGoodMen/comments/kp9qbn/just_cant_win/
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