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[–]GoogleGooGooGle 76 points77 points78 points 5 years ago* (3 children) | Copy Link
I would love to compare the response times between theirs and an all male fire department.
[–]Curious_Oogway 54 points55 points56 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I bet I will do better.
And I am not even a firefighter.
[–][deleted] 26 points27 points28 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Their response time would be quadrupled by putting their make up on, fixing their hair and posting selfies with the title, "We are about to put a fire out tee hee hee #bossbabes #killallmen"
[–]anon517 55 points56 points57 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Why would they carry a man? All men deserve to die.
[–]Kini42 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What about all those landwhales? Are they doomed to get fried as well?
[–]spicyideas 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If the gender of the whale is female then no wtf? Women are damn precious😍🤩🥰 okay u better listen up😡😡
But if male then yea for sure. I mean he's only a man after all 🙄
[–]throwaway29394849 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Pray for any brother in Palm Beach Gardens, don't expect a timely intervention if your house ever catches on fire, you might as well be already dead.
[–]oldsmobileaurora 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They'll respond to your call as soon as they stop taking selfies in the fire house. Or using the fire pole for their OnlyFans.
[–]tilio 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
look at the map for that city... there are multiple other fire stations in the immediate vicinity. i would bet money they did it for publicity knowing that it's not going to change anything. but this station will get called to pull cats out of trees.
[–]HungryBrain1 22 points23 points24 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All will be well so long as there are no fires.
[–]starkfuture 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
There are no Black or Muslim women in that group. Discrimination. Cancel them now.
[–]Rackbone 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The ones on the ends are the only ones that look like they could drag my suffocating body out of a house fire. None of them look like they can fireman carry me, which iirc is a requirement.
[–]Chaos1990 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It is in the job title.
[–]daproest1 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For fucks sake when will it end?
[–]IamGeorgeNoory 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately, not even when someone dies.
[–]MGTOW-guy 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I'll be a bit contradicted here. It should not matter if she has pussy, 2 pussies, balls, dick or all together - not my problem. Pass a physical test and all is ok.
Want to be a firefighter - no problem. Take Test, Tren, Deca, Boldenone, Stanozolone - and be like a man. A woman can become as strong as an average blue pill guy just in 2-3 months on this injections. After a year she would be on par with trained men.
But if you are 100 pound blond girl with 12" biceps - please, go away.
[–]Frequentbadideas 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lot more to strength than just T and muscle mass. None of those women have been soaking in test since puberty. They dont have the bone density, ligament structure, or other foundations that men get to build on top of. Yeah they may get stronger on that cocktail you posted but I'd put money on them being more injury prone as well.
[–]IamGeorgeNoory 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At that point why don't you just give injections to regular guys, even the simps who couldn't pass in the first place? You would get an overall higher quality candidate. Yes having a pussy does matter because women are physically weaker than men. They will never be as strong as men and putting them in these critical jobs is a bad idea. People can and are going to die because of them.
[–]Odd-Reference-32 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
So basically, if you're caught in a fire in Palm Beach Gardens; you're screwed!
[–]pig_benis2 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hopefully that's the least they can do before you die. lol
[–]9trogenta 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Guys it's time you get your own extinguisher.
[–]SwiftStrik3 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Funny how no one has really stopped women from doing anything in the past decade or so. Hell they could have done it 20 years ago but noooo! They didn't want to get laughed at.
[–]CollapseOfTheWest 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Woman to become NY firefighter despite failing crucial fitness test
In 2015 you could still get articles like this.
In 2021 they eliminate the tests. Problem solved, amirite?
Don't worry the valuable ones, women are mostly light.
Any man too heavy? Move to go and collect 200
[–]Jolly_Paramedic2987 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Get ready for fans only fire fighter pictures also If i lived in palm beach something tells me I would be fucked if a fire broke out.
[–]Raider1FN 3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
All good until you're being rescued by one of them and they accuse you of groping them while they're attempting to carry you.
[–]Kini42 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Anyone remember that all women team on a Norvegian warship, everything went fine until an unexpected situation occurred. From there on the ship went down, yes they sunk the ship.
Not to mention that all by women planned and built pedestrian bridge in Florida...
[–]necro_tick 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bro that's amazing
But did i ask
[–]khaineisthar 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
No one will know that for sometime.
Men is not important.
Until more Land Whales than Soyboy they Let die is found and deemed problematic.
[–]raddrickydronzy 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
We only miss someone when they are not there with us. Same thing for these women. They don't value us when we are near them. They will only realise our value when we are far away from them. Let them be firefighters. The world will come around to realise that men are better in saving lives when these so called strong independent wahmen are unable to break doors and carry out people from a burning building.
[–]realChebz 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
what the fuck are they gonna do with those skinny arms?
[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Take selfies outside the burning building.
[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not a single one of them looks like they posses the upper body mass required to carry and averaged sized man out of a burning building. Might as well drag yourself out.
[–]call_me_sensei 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You can bet there will be alot of backstabbing and gossiping happening there which will turn that workplace into a toxic environment. People will end up dieing because of "Sarah didn't say hello to me this morning"
I know this because I work in health care around females and holy shit there is drama everyday. The male Co-workers are always chilled and a pleasure to work with though.
[–]Kini42 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good to know, Palm Beach Gardens is to avoid now...
[–]drmangrum 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
Not a problem. Men are rarely a priority to save anyway. But the time the search for women, then female children, then male children, and pets,, the men are dead.
[–]trueemblem[S] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not a problem. Men are rarely a priority to save anyway
this
[–]YaBoyTalcumX 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Imagine the tiktok videos they'd be making about being heros like the Covid Dr's do
I feel sad for the family that gets this team in a time of their greatest need. I don't hate women but we need to stop fucking acting like women are as strong as men, they are literally going to get someone killed!
[–]Heatbeat 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Unfortunately there will be a fire they respond to that they won’t be able to evacuate the victims from. You’ll hear about it at some point. They’ll say the fire was just too severe.
[–]Prophecy_Germany 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I did two special courses (ABC/SE) in the Navy and one scenario was to rescue someone from a burning building. So they put in a doll (75Kg/165lbs) in a smoked room and you had to get the poor bugger out of there wearing respirator + other equipment.
Back being 24 years 5'10 / 85Kg/190lbs I sweared like a sailor, pun intended, to get that bith a doll dragged out into safety. Looking at the ladies you rather not be trapped anywhere.
[–]Bri-70[🍰] 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Be less white, mmmmkay.
[–]beardedbliss 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The dumb cuntery is strong with them. No fucking way that a single one of them could sling my 282 pounds on her shoulders and climb down a ladder. Wait! That is why they would defer to all male crews for the heavy lifting. ...and YES! I said 282 thanks to depression and shit but...I am now working out and have already lost three pounds in a week so... Yeah...still...even at my weight that I should be no single one could likely carry me (154.6 pounds by the way).
[–]selfism_mike 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Note that they did not "make history" by getting actually anything accomplished, but just by being an aggregation of cunts.
I am 51 years old and I KNOW I can do a better job at everything compared to these vaginas
[+]rookeryop -10 points-9 points-8 points 5 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link
They probably could. I've lifted with girls. There are strong girls. Obviously, they will perform a little bit less than males with the same experience due to the sheer difference in strength and speed.
[–]Rackbone 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
You're weak.
[+]rookeryop -13 points-12 points-11 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Not what your dad said last night. :D
[–]Rackbone 4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yes very clever. This is joke 4 in the big book of girl jokes. You fucked my dad very funny. Now say I'm a virgin.
[+]rookeryop -10 points-9 points-8 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Chuckled at the 2nd sentence.
I never say the last sentence to anyone.
[–]zappyboi_ 5 points6 points7 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
i mean, its easy to carry someone in your back, but what really matters is resistance and speed to move someone out of the burning place, you also need a lot of strength to move concrete and heavy shit in your way. firefighting is not an easy job.
[–]rookeryop 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
It isn't, I'm very aware of that. The women who join are extraordinarily strong compared to everyday women. The gap is much more than the difference between firemen and ordinary men.
[–]zappyboi_ 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
the women right there are extraordinarily strong compared to average women BUT NOT AVERAGE MEN, so whats the point?
[–]rookeryop 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
https://youtube.com/shorts/EF7ir5ceNcQ
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
The fact that you lifted with girls who were nearly as strong as you does not imply that girls are strong, it merely implies that you are as weak as a girl.
[–]MGTOW-guy 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I could understand "I was running with girls" - sort of ok. But lifting? May be crossfit hybrids ?
Just squats and bench press. Spots. Obviously not the same weights.
[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Boxercise maybe.
[–]rookeryop 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yo, I lifted with a few (maybe 1 or 2) strong girls but none lifted as much as me. It wasn't a competition.
Joining the fire brigade is not a joke guys. The girls who join, pass the fitness tests. They are not as strong as men and would be the first to tell you that.
If they turned up and I was in a burning building, i'd just jump out the window and try to land on them.
At least i'd have a soft landing. Bounce off their boobies, and onto the other ones boobies, then sort of bounce around on their boobies several times until I do a triple summersault and land on my feet and shout "TA DAAA"
[–]t-vern-t -1 points0 points1 point 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Athletic results show us that top female athletes are equivalent to top 15-16 y/o boy athletes. So if these jobs are open to women they should be open to high school boys as well.
[–]rookeryop 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I don't know of a fire service that allows people under 18 to join. People join the fire service, even the military at 18.
[–]t-vern-t 0 points1 point2 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
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