Story time from a reformed garden tool who married a male virgin

DemocraticDystopia · 2021-06-11T15:16:05+00:00

And so I lost my virginity to a stranger... We had sex in the back of the car.

...

I ended up marrying a very good man. A virgin

Imagine taking a woman's virginity in the back of a car and then learning that she later married a virgin. it's like total, indisputable victory.

it seems to establish a natural hierarchy of value, with the dude that marries her right at the bottom 🤣💀💀💀

Marfi09 · 2021-06-11T15:21:51+00:00

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Joh_Ghurt · 2021-06-11T16:24:21+00:00

The article sounds fake, as if written by a prudish pastor trying to push his narrative.

The whole thing is far too shallow. If things were so simple, the whole hookup-culture wouldn't be so attractive to women. Also the idea of the virgin giving her her first orgasm first try reads as if it was stolen from a cheap bodice-ripper pulp fiction.

RealMcGonzo · 2021-06-11T17:44:18+00:00

When I was 17, a friend and I promised to lose our virginity within the year. . . And so I lost my virginity to a stranger. I think I met the guy at a theme park, and I invited him to meet me at a club. But we didn’t even make it inside—I wasn’t interested in that. I wanted to get down to business. We had sex in the back of the car.

. . .they might have seen the agony in my eyes. But most of them hadn't. Their prior attentions had been mere ruses to obtain sexual release.

She met a guy at a theme park and only saw him as a cock. Then she turns around and bitches about how so many men just want one thing. She talks about how it was dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, on and on while she was on the CC, then talks about how it was just painful and she actually didn't like it.

She's howling at the moon, batshit crazy.

I was lucky I stopped before incurring any lasting damage.

Dream the fuck on.

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-06-11T19:03:38+00:00

"When I was 17, a friend and I promised to lose our virginity within the year"

Wha...WHAT?! What kind of stupid pact is that? This is why people from other countries think American women are sluts.

MrNeurotypical · 2021-06-11T22:16:20+00:00

Can't wait to see the look on her husband's face when he finds out she just told the whole internet what a whore she is.

Forodiel · 2021-06-11T15:57:59+00:00

Well, bully for her. She won. No doubt about that.

People can change. She may have become some kind of neo-catholic born-again virgin and grabbed herself a religious guy waiting for marriage. If she's attractive enough, she could have hit the trifecta.

Notice that she appears to have bored with the CC. It might be heresy in these precincts but my guess is that a lot of women see the CC as a burden to be borne as the price of possibly getting a Chad instead of a Brad rather than a diverting carnival ride.

me_at_myhouse · 2021-06-11T18:43:57+00:00

This is the takeaway from her word vomit:

"In legally binding himself to her welfare, future, and their children, he demonstratively shares his sexual power with her—the power to pleasure, the power to preemptively commit to the consequences of the act—and shoulder her sexual risks as his own."

No sex without marriage for you Mister. (but it was okay for her).

imdaad_khan · 2021-06-11T15:54:56+00:00

Where the article where she writes about divorcing her husband because she wasn’t living her reality?

The_Meep_Lord · 2021-06-11T15:18:50+00:00

One of the very few articles from a woman that brings light to the degenerate promotion of 'sexual liberation' that feminists and society embrace. Interestingly, she didn't face the readily acknowledged consequences that conservatives have been warning women and society for years already and in truth is probably the only reason she feels confident enough to warn her sistren frenimies about the dangers of the CC in the first place.

Corn_in_your_pussy · 2021-06-12T00:27:29+00:00

The ONLY reason she was able to write this is because she found a safe landing after getting flung off the carousel.

If she had to suffer the consequences of her choices like most women who ride the carousel do, then she wouldn't be so eager to reflect on her choices.

panzer22222 · 2021-06-12T05:33:14+00:00

TLDR - I was a village bike and didnt even enjoy sex, I married a virgin simp

plz_say_sike · 2021-06-11T21:57:29+00:00

I stopped reading after “orgasm gap” but going to take a wild guess and assume whatever she’s complaining about is men’s fault

PsychologicalLab6037 · 2021-06-12T20:27:42+00:00

"Unlike men, women incur two huge sexual risks: 1) pregnancy, and 2) failure to enjoy."

Unlike women, men incur the following sexual risks: 1) paternity fraud, 2) performance anxiety, 3) unfounded sexual assault allegations, 4) baby entrapment, 5) a biased court system... need I go on?

Bob_and_Virginia · 2021-06-11T19:06:19+00:00

and shoulder her sexual risks as his own.

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Hold it there! Even Atlas wouldn't shoulder that burden, you dumb bitch!

Sake99 · 2021-06-12T04:35:07+00:00

"Good men are available for women who stand up for themselves. In the meantime, chocolate tastes way better."

In the end, her good husband who rescued her can't even match Chocolate but Chad tastes better than it.

MastermindX · 2021-06-12T14:51:25+00:00

Unlike men, women incur two huge sexual risks: 1) pregnancy, and 2) failure to enjoy.

This bitch serious? Only women can experience bad sex? And she considers it a "huge risk" at the same level as unwanted pregnancy, like your life is ruined because you didn't get an orgasm on your CC ride #834.

Vikingbeard1 · 2021-06-12T22:48:56+00:00

Not the worst article ever; it'd be nice to think at least one young lady ready and took it to heart. But I can't help but laugh my ass off that the only 2 "threats" she saw were pregnancy and failing to orgasm. Really? Not cumming is a threat? But what isn't a threat are STDs or abusive men who take advantage of a woman's naivete to hurt her and take things much too far (not to mention potentially rob her, kill her, whatever)? Sure, herpes is much less of a problem than not getting your rocks off. And I thought it was men who over-inflated the horror of blue balls.

houseoftolstoy · 2021-06-11T17:11:38+00:00

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Gaiinahat · 2021-06-12T01:10:19+00:00

It's almost as if she's trying to convince herself that she's happy in a marriage with Virgil the Virgin.

TheApricotCavalier · 2021-06-12T04:34:36+00:00

meh, the old articles are too easy. That was back before women became self aware

road_laya · 2021-06-14T05:01:32+00:00

She left the other guys and ghosted them after giving her sex. She'll leave the husband too, after he has given her what she wants - pregnancy and money.

Title	Story time from a reformed garden tool who married a male virgin
Author	DemocraticDystopia
Upvotes	137
Comments	67
Date	June 11, 2021 3:02 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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