Guess which one is controllable.

imthebeastwho · 2021-06-14T01:23:22+00:00

Did you suck it?

FunnyFarmFabian · 2021-06-13T20:37:03+00:00

Not a pussy pass if she was packing a dick lmfao.

iamTheReallegend27 · 2021-06-13T20:36:46+00:00

Whew lucky he dodge that one he was being catfished that’s a dude

Edit wow thanks guys and gals

Menfistofeles · 2021-06-13T21:01:12+00:00

Dude that's just not fair, you can controll how tall are you but they can't control how fat they are

yes4me2 · 2021-06-14T15:24:22+00:00

Why do woman care about height? Is that an indication on dick size in their point of view?

sadlonelyteenager · 2021-06-14T07:53:14+00:00

Oh no its a trap

IShartedOnYourGranny · 2021-06-13T21:24:14+00:00

Futa

Ezzzy61 · 2021-06-14T15:00:35+00:00

Blow my pussy

Specialist_4Life · 2021-06-13T20:59:51+00:00

Hold on….checking…calculating….beep boop beep… it checks out!! We’ve got consent!!!

sublime90 · 2021-06-13T20:47:26+00:00

It's always weird to me when chicks use the expression suck my dick... There suppose to say suck my titty in the same tone

EndTimesDestroyer · 2021-06-14T02:42:13+00:00

Reply: "Hadn't noticed your Adam's apple - I see it now!"

FiannaFailed · 2021-06-14T11:20:02+00:00

Funny that she gets more upset about something she has the ability to change but sees no problems in asking him about something he cannot change.

HeWhoIsNotMe · 2021-06-14T14:07:00+00:00

next question: how big is your dick?

HarshangLad · 2021-06-14T18:24:33+00:00

Taller than your IQ

Shorter than your stupidity

Expensive_Leadership · 2021-06-14T16:03:47+00:00

That is one hot ladyboy.

oohhweee · 2021-06-14T18:53:46+00:00

Bro you are getting catfished that is a picture of a Japanese super model.

sendintheotherclowns · 2021-06-14T01:17:59+00:00

Oh my God, that was so insensitive of me

Then wait a couple of minutes

How big is your dick, bitch?

TheGreatBaer · 2021-06-14T11:49:43+00:00

“I will if you will”

Necrolet · 2021-06-14T02:42:25+00:00

"When in doubt, whip it out."

-mans1ay3r

uCry_iLoL · 2021-06-14T12:39:06+00:00

Height is generally not a health issue while excess weight is. This guy was merely concerned with her health and wellness by asking her weight. No reason for her to get offended.

Psychological-Key101 · 2021-06-14T02:15:10+00:00

How long is your dick?

slawomir303 · 2021-06-14T06:11:58+00:00

What a plot twist

ConfusedGeenious · 2021-06-14T22:53:34+00:00

Well we've found the ladyboy!

Yare-yare---daze · 2021-06-14T23:21:23+00:00

Its a trap!

Benjamin-Doverman · 2021-06-14T13:50:51+00:00

How the turntables….

kingcal · 2021-06-14T07:32:01+00:00

Ah, the double standard old as time itself.

zbenesch · 2021-06-14T10:22:14+00:00

Just lie. They do it too.

2021-06-14T11:48:07+00:00

Whip it out then luv

TheDevstroyer2008 · 2021-06-14T12:01:58+00:00

Plot twist: she was interested

Kal716 · 2021-06-14T12:14:06+00:00

Bahahahahaha that was great.

Skibo1219 · 2021-06-14T12:27:05+00:00

"you got a dick?"

shazmitchell · 2021-06-14T12:32:50+00:00

I really hope this is the standard response to these Tinder connoisseurs

thespider09 · 2021-06-14T12:53:36+00:00

It's a man

greenrangerguy · 2021-06-14T13:01:56+00:00

Present it

KonKon1337 · 2021-06-14T14:15:28+00:00

The douple uno reverse card

Dalyb218 · 2021-06-14T15:29:01+00:00

Did she have one?

KnightofWhen · 2021-06-14T15:46:46+00:00

“How big is it?”

sillysideofthecorn · 2021-06-14T18:12:03+00:00

Jokes on you I’m into that shit!

Double-0-N00b · 2021-06-14T18:47:34+00:00

Dick sucking is pretty controllable

somewherebeyond12 · 2021-06-14T18:55:30+00:00

Hey, that's my line.

Scott_Bash · 2021-06-14T20:41:46+00:00

Report her and get her banned for swearing lol

Blakk_Jesus · 2021-06-14T22:32:18+00:00

PP pass denied?

poison-fang-blade · 2021-06-15T00:37:49+00:00

Don't threaten me with a good time.

JIIThe_JokerIIK · 2021-06-14T12:43:46+00:00

Whip it out 🤣 “you’re in Bangkok, sweetie, There's a reason they don't call it Bangcunt”, Kimmy (Hangover 2)

singularity48 · 2021-06-14T17:09:01+00:00

Daw, too many standards? So long as you're 6', your IQ can be 70.

Dianazene · 2021-06-14T17:54:29+00:00

this response should be protocol

get_lkgd · 2021-06-14T03:45:12+00:00

When Chinese tranny wants to know your location

gazzy360 · 2021-06-14T17:05:04+00:00

Goddamn lady boys

KingTreRool · 2021-06-14T17:10:55+00:00

r/suddenlytrans

yellowjesusrising · 2021-06-14T08:23:25+00:00

I've been to thailand, she probably have one...

LIKELYtoRAPhorrible · 2021-06-14T06:56:28+00:00

Was that a question or a promise

Robin2Fast2Furious · 2021-06-14T17:55:34+00:00

Thailand?

jamminjalepeno · 2021-06-13T21:30:42+00:00

fake

Chaserbaser · 2021-06-14T05:17:34+00:00

Hey now you can get surgery to increase or decrease your height. It's just extremely painful you can't walk for a year and they don't do it in most western countries.

Avocadoflesser · 2021-06-14T12:01:31+00:00

Suck her WHAT?

AshyCinder · 2021-06-14T12:50:14+00:00

abysssubjucator · 2021-06-14T13:21:08+00:00

Dick.exe missing

Cookiedoughjunkie · 2021-06-14T17:07:41+00:00

Sucking her dick?

AccidentalTourista · 2021-06-14T19:38:32+00:00

How is it that she doesn’t know how tall you are, or that you don’t know how heavy she is, but yet she has a contact picture already.

ILoveBentonsBacon · 2021-06-14T00:37:49+00:00

Her having a dick?

DaTuntunus · 2021-06-14T07:36:13+00:00

r/dickpassdenied

wandalorian · 2021-06-14T08:26:20+00:00

So dick pass denied?

CrinJesus · 2021-06-14T13:57:41+00:00

Height is semi-controlable Being a sport as a kid, stretching back muscles regularly before 24 and not lifting weights before 18

So basically you can unlock you full potential but you cant gat higher, ever. You can only get yourself fucked like my friend did by bench oressing at 12 and deadlifting at 12. He is short af but jacked like a Hollywood actor.

Unfortunately some men dont get the genetics to be tall and if they take these precautions they will score small progress.

I knew a girl who was 186cm tall (im 190) She is morbidly obese, she has 125kg and even with her ectomorph body, tall small shoulders, she managed to get morbidly obese.

So yeah when she mentioned how its because of her genetics i had to mention that she has the same skinny body type as me but she lays in her bed 24/7 and eats 200g of sugar a day.

Basically start exercising and stop giving a fuck about your height king, the insecurity is there but try to beat it up somehow, get jacked or work on a career

roffelman25 · 2021-06-14T14:35:13+00:00

What dick?

Rayzor_debiker · 2021-06-15T20:45:43+00:00

She has a dick?

mon0theist · 2021-06-19T00:36:09+00:00

"I think you have this backwards"

ElLoboLives · 2021-06-19T01:49:52+00:00

yeah thats a pretty name, but really how much do you weigh?

2021-06-20T16:12:18+00:00

online dating is the second-worst thing the internet has produced, only behind heavily partisan political sites.

hide6667 · 2021-06-13T21:37:47+00:00

Dude she is hot

RoseFunera1 · 2021-06-14T06:12:48+00:00

You know, idk whats wrong with asking how tall a man is. Obviously if she is fairly tall she probably prefers taller men, so if you don't fit the bill, move on. Dont be so damn sensitive about how short you are. Nothing wrong bout being short.

Btw im 6"1', go ahead and downvote me shorties! Haha.

MaybeACow · 2021-06-14T11:06:33+00:00

Couuuuldddd've quickly just xposted instead of stealing from r/tinder but okkkkk

Rptrbptst · 2021-06-14T01:33:38+00:00

asking weight is probably the wrong way to go about it, asking age is probably a better comparison, especially if they're over 28

The_Mountain1812 · 2021-06-14T17:46:25+00:00

Manlet energy tbh

AmRich1999 · 2021-06-14T10:16:22+00:00

I am 9 foot tall own a Lamborghini and own 10 houses

HeidekrautRot-Lila · 2021-06-14T16:44:57+00:00

Both are controllable

9397127 · 2021-06-14T20:11:12+00:00

Why do men get so triggered at this? Just move on lmao.

Meloxian · 2021-06-14T13:22:28+00:00

I don’t see the problem so far

nutbutter69420 · 2021-06-15T03:04:50+00:00

Lol the dude is probably short

Title	Guess which one is controllable.
Author	BackAlleyKittens
Upvotes	9679
Comments	254
Date	June 13, 2021 8:23 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/nz52l5/guess_which_one_is_controllable/
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