Remember, always wear a condom regardless of what she says!

VoiceoftheLegion1994 · 2019-07-16T12:56:20+00:00

Only fools don’t wrap their tools.

Egalitarianwhistle · 2019-07-16T13:16:06+00:00

Can confirm. I have had an ex fake a pregnancy with me.

KneeDeepThought · 2019-07-16T17:33:14+00:00

Don't just wear a condom. Bring your own and take them when you leave. Spermjacking and female tampering with birth control is legal in all fifty states.

Realworld · 2019-07-16T18:55:14+00:00

Got my vasectomy while single in my 20s. Series of girlfriends claimed to have no interest in children but eventually press me to have vasectomy reversed. They'd give up after couple months and go on to try their luck on next guy.

Vasectomy for the win.

Tmomp · 2019-07-16T15:12:11+00:00

She should just go to a sperm bank and impregnate herself there if she wants a baby and a man to pay.

The courts will back her up and force the man to pay anyway.

Maybe I shouldn't post this in case women haven't gotten the idea yet, but we have to fix this law.

SporkTornado · 2019-07-16T19:00:07+00:00

Condoms are the only form of birth control that protects against sexually transmitted diseases.

RightTwiceADay80 · 2019-07-16T13:01:15+00:00

Hopefully fake?

babybear68 · 2019-07-16T16:18:19+00:00

Flat evil...

ninja_deli · 2019-07-16T16:45:42+00:00

Does she not think he'll eventually find out she's NOT actually pregnant? That's gonna be a good look lol

InvertedPole · 2019-07-16T17:26:00+00:00

That is fucking mental

PurveyorofToxicWaste · 2019-07-16T18:07:52+00:00

Yep, take the utmost precautions men.

odiegh · 2019-07-16T18:09:27+00:00

condoms break... remember the morning after smoothie...works every time

R-ageQuit · 2019-07-16T19:02:15+00:00

Gross. What trash.

someguy92614 · 2019-07-16T20:18:25+00:00

Bitches be bitches. Once they perfect the sex robot, life will be good again

Svenskbtch · 2019-07-17T08:32:42+00:00

Even more importantly: Be vigilant of signs of mental illness.

Goes for both genders, by the way, but men can be particularly obtuse at the sight of a hot female body. Get the DSM II manual, check the boxes. It is pretty damn straightforward.

TheBaredBodkin · 2019-07-19T00:48:16+00:00

Do not have sexual relations with women at all if you can help it, and take the condom off before trying to use a public urinal.

Seagram1 · 2019-07-16T20:18:07+00:00

Omg.....women are OBSESSED

Title	Remember, always wear a condom regardless of what she says!
Author	the1ExuberantRaptor
Upvotes	310
Comments	37
Date	July 16, 2019 12:26 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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