Sit down thot, be humble

LovelyJoey25741 · 2019-01-09T13:59:00+00:00

Mission: Protect Nachos Until Evacuation

dippodahippo · 2019-01-09T16:36:27+00:00

Dude is drinking his beer casually doing Matrix tricks to save his food. But sacrifices it for a good cause.

Sir-Psycho_Sexy · 2019-01-09T14:39:24+00:00

Somehow, I doubt that she gave up after she got her shit rekt. They usually don't know when to cut their losses

jburch93 · 2019-01-09T16:42:05+00:00

This bitch has the handeye coordination of a goldfish

Fantoche_Dreemurr · 2019-01-09T14:59:27+00:00

A shame for the nachos.. it'd have been epic if he had just dumped his beer on her and went to get another

joegoodfart10 · 2019-01-09T14:10:04+00:00

I've seen this a bunch what was going on?

TJRyan35 · 2019-01-09T15:28:56+00:00

This is my favorite clip I’ve ever seen on this page. Honestly glad for the repost. It’s so perfect

teddybob147 · 2019-01-09T14:02:36+00:00

And not a drop of beer was spilled

Cuckelimuck · 2019-01-09T15:54:59+00:00

Why did she want to hit him? Ive seen this one countless times but never knew the reason behind her fury

RepostGhostCst2Cst · 2019-01-09T18:12:45+00:00

And then 5 other guys from the bar came to white knight for her

bsenio · 2019-01-09T17:08:59+00:00

The slow mo makes me re-appreciate this on a new level. She literally failed ON EVERY MOVE. Even the chair looked better

Drayelya · 2019-01-09T15:27:15+00:00

I just think it’s funny that the hit was more like a light toss and sent her ass to the floor.

parabola1984 · 2019-01-09T15:02:07+00:00

I laugh every damn time.

warlords203 · 2019-01-09T16:28:44+00:00

Damn if you wanted it so bad you only had to ask

sstokes2746 · 2019-01-09T17:20:38+00:00

It looks like he barely tapped her and yet she went flying and knocked over two chairs.

Legion681 · 2019-01-09T16:41:57+00:00

Three strikes and she was out.

moisesoneofmany · 2019-01-09T16:50:07+00:00

This man did all that while drinking beer and not spilling it. What a legend

GenuineSteak · 2019-01-09T17:28:11+00:00

The funniest part is how many times she tried

admiralakbar06 · 2019-01-09T18:06:23+00:00

I want the backstory as to why she hated those nachos so much. She wasn't fighting him at all, just that container of delicious nachos. Now I'm hungry

SinCityLithium · 2019-01-10T00:00:01+00:00

Fuck her. I swear I see the tiniest "innocent" looking chicks starting fights with people for no fucking reason. Funny enough, she most likely wouldn't challenge another me, or any other girl because she KNOWS she's going to get hit back. She thought she could assault some big teddy bear of a dude because she never thought he would lay a finger on her. The fucking nerve, I swear.

-pilot37- · 2019-01-13T08:42:59+00:00

Not a single drop of beer was spilled.

cursed_deity · 2019-01-09T15:32:24+00:00

How can you fuckin miss hitting his food three times in a row like bitch you've had those arms all your life you piece of garbage

BiggusDickus- · 2019-01-09T15:34:45+00:00

I would have loved to see him dump the beer right on her head.

Gordon-G · 2019-01-09T17:16:11+00:00

Repost but love it !!

jordtand · 2019-01-10T08:38:13+00:00

It’s just as legendary as the other 5 times this has been posted here.

selymsivad · 2019-01-10T16:28:04+00:00

That was a critical hit

Bruhaha84 · 2019-01-13T00:16:03+00:00

Didn't even drop his beer

2019-01-19T21:25:47+00:00

I would have paid to see this in person. Also nooo his fries

eclectro · 2019-01-09T19:19:50+00:00

It looks like he raped her! /s

jaytonbye · 2019-01-09T16:08:19+00:00

Legend!

Toastyx3 · 2019-01-09T17:26:16+00:00

So old, yet so good. Reposts.

jafishak011 · 2019-01-09T18:09:52+00:00

I will laugh and up vote this every time.

duddy88 · 2019-01-09T18:27:38+00:00

So it’s time for this weekly repost?

Palmerto · 2019-01-09T18:28:32+00:00

I read somewhere this guy got arrested for knocking her over and the police had no interest in checking the cams.

RitikMukta · 2019-01-09T18:32:14+00:00

This is one of the most epic videos ever that has graced the internet with its presence.

Granock · 2019-01-09T18:32:58+00:00

classic

burgbrain · 2019-01-09T18:33:07+00:00

That never gets old

Janders2124 · 2019-01-09T19:44:09+00:00

One of the greatest videos of all time.

Kthron · 2019-01-09T19:44:33+00:00

How did she fall down from that?

Dls95405 · 2019-01-09T20:49:22+00:00

Good job, saved the beer!

Driv3n · 2019-01-09T21:06:45+00:00

why was this on the news? I'm hope they weren't looking for the guy who was only defending himself...any one have the news article?

brickt0p · 2019-01-09T21:12:01+00:00

That's nacho beer, thot, don't touch.

topkek2018 · 2019-01-09T21:32:33+00:00

Why would you fuck with someone THAT much bigger than you? Thots are braindead holy shit.

saltedjellyfish · 2019-01-09T22:08:35+00:00

For fucksake this GIF is uploaded fucking weekly

outlawa · 2019-01-09T22:27:16+00:00

I did see one drop of beer spilled the end. While the form was great I'm afraid I'll need to deduct a point for the spillage: 9.0!

Reflective · 2019-01-09T22:27:50+00:00

The best part is there is no abuse towards the alcohol. Props to that machine for saving the beer, not the Nachos.

chicagoanimal · 2019-01-09T22:37:02+00:00

Been around for a few years but still so awesome

fharris77 · 2019-01-09T23:51:47+00:00

I love the casual walk off.

Re3ck6le0ss · 2019-01-10T00:05:15+00:00

Context: They were bf and gf and had been arguing at the bar for a while

Treywilliams28 · 2019-01-10T02:16:57+00:00

ABC 13 if this is Houston then you don’t mess with another Texans nachos

justokay107 · 2019-01-10T09:09:12+00:00

Why did she just for no reason decided to try and knock his nachos away? Surely there’s a reason right?

Fabio1881 · 2019-01-10T18:40:46+00:00

Hilarious

Vaako21 · 2019-01-10T20:05:09+00:00

beautiful

HNutz · 2019-01-12T00:19:58+00:00

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

JamsTheCanadian · 2019-01-15T17:03:27+00:00

He didn't even look back at her.

Randum_Cayk · 2019-01-21T17:02:34+00:00

Dave, Destroyer of Thots

NGC_Phoenix_7 · 2019-01-23T13:52:19+00:00

Saved the beer

jcks2236 · 2019-01-24T08:16:36+00:00

How does she miss three times

emotional_panda · 2019-02-01T22:00:12+00:00

I like how he's more concerned about the beer than those nachos.

Treywilliams28 · 2019-01-09T22:35:45+00:00

ABC 13 if this is Houston then you don’t mess with another Texans nachos

felixstorm · 2019-01-09T23:19:44+00:00

Hahaha awesome

jace81 · 2019-01-10T01:05:34+00:00

It’s so good.

Blazem0re89 · 2019-01-17T00:46:09+00:00

called dumpster fries too

StoneColdStinkAustin · 2019-01-09T18:31:44+00:00

ITT: "WAAAAH ITS A REPOST! IM CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED TO WATCH IT AND COMPLAIN THAT IVE SEEN IT BEFORE!!!"

FFS, if you've seen it, scroll past it.

Just because you have doesn't mean everyone has, and you aren't more important than anybody else, despite how crying about Reddit posts makes you feel.

LiamChaunYT · 2019-01-09T17:00:47+00:00

Some people

DezCaughtItX · 2019-01-09T17:34:11+00:00

Did he do the Allen Iverson step over?!

snagpal17 · 2019-01-09T17:47:56+00:00

Literally seen this about 700 times and it’s always the same comments:

Nacho Ninja!

Pussy pass denied!

He saved a beer!

Pwner_Guy · 2019-01-09T17:52:22+00:00

First thought on viewing;

Good on you dude didn't spill a drop, fuck that bitch.

WinstonLegthigh456 · 2019-01-09T18:00:32+00:00

I hope the nachos are okay!

Blueu2 · 2019-01-09T18:07:15+00:00

Why piss him off? If you don’t like him then ignore him.

2019-01-09T18:38:23+00:00

This never fails to make me laugh

Yipsta · 2019-01-09T18:42:18+00:00

Old but gold

zakh134 · 2019-01-09T18:49:25+00:00

Wish he dumped the beer on her when she was down

averyconfusedgoose · 2019-01-09T19:14:01+00:00

Yeah but wasnt the story behind this that they were both being assholes to each other.

Online_Identity · 2019-01-09T19:30:22+00:00

PPD hall of fame

bang_30 · 2019-01-09T19:34:22+00:00

U trying to slap my beer out my hand

Sheeem · 2019-01-09T20:20:29+00:00

Why did she go down so hard? I guess. Drunk.

infinitude · 2019-01-09T20:33:05+00:00

hall of fame of this sub, truly

Tideriongaming · 2019-01-09T20:45:59+00:00

I would love some damn context for this one.

Veeecad · 2019-01-09T20:46:19+00:00

When you don't have anyone to r/holdmybeer and you gotta get shit done.

trophyNothing · 2019-01-09T21:05:19+00:00

Three strikes and you're out!

Hopperjay · 2019-01-09T21:11:33+00:00

okay I've seen this a 100 times. why does it keep popping up.

Kimbrielslice · 2019-01-09T21:32:43+00:00

That one frame where the cheese is caked on her face as she goes down is pricless.

Gmedlin90 · 2019-01-09T21:34:53+00:00

God I love this video

robbiekatt · 2019-01-09T21:54:18+00:00

Fucking amazing, best thing I've seen all day. I love how the gut didn't even break a sweat.

EstoyBienYTu · 2019-01-09T21:59:48+00:00

FLAWLESS VICTORY

v650 · 2019-01-09T22:01:58+00:00

He is like the matrix with chickie tendies.

TheGhost206 · 2019-01-09T22:35:18+00:00

I’ve seen this so many times but it never gets old. At some point he felt like the nachos would feel better on her face then in his tummy.

Racingislyf · 2019-01-09T22:39:24+00:00

The good old bait before firing back with authority.

Welcome2Bonetown · 2019-01-09T22:45:29+00:00

How does one get charged with public intoxication when they're in a bar, and the point is to get intoxicated?

titsahoy1 · 2019-01-09T22:59:28+00:00

Never gets old

03Cobra · 2019-01-09T23:00:28+00:00

Ahh, this one again

ProudBBCOwner · 2019-01-09T23:06:56+00:00

Girl: GIMME YOUR NACHOS

GIMME YOUR NACHOS!

Man: Bitch! Here take them!

BAP

Punkgoblin · 2019-01-09T23:51:27+00:00

If he set his food down first it would have been like a boss; close enough though.

Savage_Fiqh · 2019-01-10T00:00:44+00:00

Left hand too

BrysonWillis · 2019-01-10T00:12:42+00:00

This post is how I found this sub like 6 months ago

crowe83 · 2019-01-10T00:27:15+00:00

I’ve seen this video a thousand times and I laugh every time. Keep the reposts coming.

WorldController · 2019-01-10T00:46:07+00:00

He just casually walks it off, lmao😂

full_cervix · 2019-01-10T01:16:11+00:00

Dumb bitch got exactly what she deserved

xXWOLFXx8888 · 2019-01-10T01:22:28+00:00

Should've poured that drink on her, too.

Moist_Slippers · 2019-01-10T02:22:08+00:00

A god among men.

sportsfanatic09 · 2019-01-10T02:29:46+00:00

How can they charge?! How can they charge!?

babeleon · 2019-01-10T02:37:41+00:00

Repost but gets me every time

Zageri_ · 2019-01-10T02:40:07+00:00

The chick probably pressed charges anyways

AzraelleWormser · 2019-01-10T02:40:27+00:00

Strike 1!

Strike 2!

Strike 3!

Yeeerrrrrrrouuuuuuttt!

Nalukai · 2019-01-10T02:58:43+00:00

this shit is why i choose to be single these days... bitches unhinged cringe

4StarDB · 2019-01-10T03:59:00+00:00

KA KA KA KA KACHIDAZE

2019-01-10T04:08:49+00:00

If you look at her mugshot, she looks ugly if you ask me.

hslartes · 2019-01-10T04:59:19+00:00

imagine if this was not recorded. He get sued for gender shaming for sure.

LogicalManner · 2019-01-12T09:21:30+00:00

How is the knockdown effect so effective with a container of fries?

SuprSaiyanTurry · 2019-01-14T23:29:37+00:00

Love this video and love seeing it again and again but man that blown up image does not do it justice!

hyperchick650 · 2019-01-22T02:41:58+00:00

Poor food... you will be missed

TravistheSage77 · 2019-01-22T19:54:01+00:00

The slow motion makes it cooler

AgitatedGold2 · 2019-01-24T15:09:32+00:00

Treated her like a fly. Somehow, the part after he gets her seated made me really happy. Like just pretend she doesn't exist.

Liz767 · 2019-01-27T15:31:58+00:00

I would have pours the drink on her

Budheavier · 2019-02-04T07:25:46+00:00

Oldie but a Goldie

bos814 · 2019-03-05T14:03:29+00:00

Careful man, there's a beverage here.

bawzzz · 2019-03-22T02:34:55+00:00

This is the greatest thing I’ve watched in a while.

1NationUnderGrOunD · 2019-04-23T18:38:42+00:00

Wow she has got to have the worst hand/eye coordination I’ve ever seen lol. Completely whiffs 3 times only to get what she deserves lmao.

TERIYAKIGIRAFFES · 2019-07-02T12:04:05+00:00

What a fucking chad

bib92 · 2019-01-10T00:10:36+00:00

She knew they were gonna hit her in the face

critical-thoughts · 2019-01-10T00:38:23+00:00

So many of these clips are taken with zero context.

SupaFlyslammajammazz · 2019-01-09T15:22:42+00:00

I would of keep the nachos and dumped the beer

Red_Nine9 · 2019-01-09T18:18:40+00:00

How many times do we need to post this same video on Reddit?

jephphph · 2019-01-09T16:50:32+00:00

Gotta love the double standards nowadays. Girls swings 3 times and he swings once and they both go to jail? Ffs

ClannyRob · 2019-01-10T00:41:34+00:00

Somebody recorded their tv broadcasting a repost

uncreative22 · 2019-01-09T19:33:56+00:00

This definitely didnt get reposted yesterday, the day before, and the day before ect...

MR2317 · 2019-01-09T18:17:27+00:00

Wow!

This sub needs to be terminated if no new material can be found.

6 gifs/videos on the 1st page that have been done to death.

Sit down thot, be humble

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The greater good

Title	Sit down thot, be humble
Author	youngdumbbrokeandugg
Upvotes	7730
Comments	359
Date	January 9, 2019 1:53 PM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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