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Drunk girl slaps a police horse and gets wrecked.

Bomilea
May 27, 2018
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Title Drunk girl slaps a police horse and gets wrecked.
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Bomilea
Upvotes 2533
Comments 151
Date May 27, 2018 5:20 AM UTC
(8 years ago)
Subreddit Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
Original Link https://old.reddit.com/r/pussypassdenied/comments/8mftka/drunk_girl_slaps_a_police_horse_and_gets_wrecked/
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[–]wycost 737 points738 points739 points 8 years ago (77 children) | Copy Link

Why would you fuck with a horse? I thought it was common knowledge that they can fuck your shit up...

[–][deleted] 99 points100 points101 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Bitch was probably expecting to scare the horse so that it'd bolt away. Didn't go as planned, oh well.

[–]Pieman_Cometh 56 points57 points58 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Lol, stupid bitch thinks real life is cartoons

[–][deleted] 42 points43 points44 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Ha ha, yes - police horses are not like the ponies you used on last year's riding camp, little lady.

[–]functionalghost 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah for one thing that horse gave her tingles In her secret place

[–]AlphaQall 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It starts in her toes, then the ground hits her nose...

[–]Komb_at 132 points133 points134 points 8 years ago (50 children) | Copy Link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case

[–]WikiTextBot 170 points171 points172 points 8 years ago (43 children) | Copy Link

Enumclaw horse sex case

The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (1960 – 2005), a Boeing engineer residing in Enumclaw, Washington, died from injuries received during receptive anal sex with a stallion at a farm in an unincorporated area in King County, Washington, near the city of Enumclaw. Pinyan distributed zoophile porn under the alias Mr. Hands.

During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, Pinyan suffered a perforated colon from receptive anal intercourse with a stallion and later died of his injuries.

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[–]MestreShaeke1 points 8 years ago* [recovered] (5 children) | Copy Link

That's one shit fucked up shit.

[–][deleted] 16 points17 points18 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

that was during the ole 2 girls 1 cup era..... ya. the horse fucking him REALLY FUCKED ME UP. Showed me humans are capable of some absolutely crazy shit.

[–]notLOL 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

His friend still got it online. early NSFW viral video made the rounds

[–]platysoup 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

His shit literally got fucked up.

[–]dronningmargrethe 43 points44 points45 points 8 years ago (26 children) | Copy Link

what is an "unincorporated area"?

[–][deleted] 77 points78 points79 points 8 years ago (22 children) | Copy Link

an area that isnt legally part of a city/town/etc yet, and is thus not governed by a local body.

[–]dronningmargrethe 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (21 children) | Copy Link

Interesting, so kind of like a lawless place ?

[–]adspets 79 points80 points81 points 8 years ago (18 children) | Copy Link

Not at all. County, state, and federal law still apply.

[–]dronningmargrethe 24 points25 points26 points 8 years ago (17 children) | Copy Link

Sorry I don't get it, I'm europeon. What is the significance then that it is an unincorporated area, in relation to having horse sex? Is it just a filler word?

[–]RussianBot-model1445 33 points34 points35 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

It means the farm was way out in the middle of nowhere. Probably how he was able to make beastiality porn without getting caught

[–]NobleShitLord 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is literally the funniest thing I've read today. Thank you. ..

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

without getting caught

well, in the end, it DID end up getting him in the ass. Or, it was the end for him, anyway.

[–]operator0 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's just a description of where the area is. u/yamsjustyams reply is a little confusing. The area still must follow county, state and federal laws but since it isn't in a town/city there are no town/city laws it has to follow.

[–]Pandagames 9 points10 points11 points 8 years ago (7 children) | Copy Link

It is just the location of the event, it is an area between towns. Lots of american's move to these areas since its a lot of very cheap land. You can get 10 acres for the price of a suburb house

[–]Colcut 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

Could they perhaps receive electricity and gas and even post or internet connections or have to fend for themselves essentially... what about the police will they visit, fire ,ambulances?

[–]drapehsnormak 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's not relevant to the sex with the horse.

[–]monkeiboi 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It's a fancy way of saying that no government entity, like a mayor's office, was responsible for letting this guy fuck horses

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It is a little like what you think. For example in downtown in El Paso it is illegal to open carry a rifle or shotgun by city law. If I drive 20 miles into the unincorporated desert only the state and federal laws apply and I can open carry a rifle. I can also shoot it in a safe manner. That's where I go to shoot, an old quarry in the desert cheaper than a range.

[–]randus12 -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

My ELI5 is its a place that used to be a town but was mismanaged ran out of money and couldn't recover so the government disbanded kinda. But the people are all there still and don't have anywhere to go. It's not exactly lawless but you'll be unlikely to find enough law enforcement to prevent various crime on any level. But there are other circumstances that could result in an unicorperated area. I feel this is the easiest to understand tho.

[–]destronger 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

it wouldn’t have a local police force either. only the county sheriff has jurisdiction.

[–]rumblith 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Its still apart of King Co and outside the city which usually means if some shit goes bad you have to wait for the sheriffs as the local towns people give no fucks.

[–]Panniculus_Harpooner 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

it’s the area the stallion penetrated

[–]Slateski 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

His arsehole, once the horse was done with it.

HeeeeYOOOOOOOO!

[–]Stoic_Stranger 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The area between the dick and the asshole.

[–]SolAggressive 22 points23 points24 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The position is referred to as “reverse cowboy.”

[–]bonecrusher1 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

fuck yeah i remember mr hands

[–]Heisenbread77 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I told my friend about this. Even though he knew what the video was he blamed me for the loss of his innocence and ruining his month.

[–]wall-of-flesh 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm sure bots post for karma. They ain't stupid.

[–]Komb_at 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Also the bastard has more upvotes than my original link :D

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I knew this was gonna be posted here. God the video will make you cringe too.

[–]Pieman_Cometh 14 points15 points16 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I always used the word "cum" for orgasm, but yeah sure, "cringe" works too I guess

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

WATCH FOR THEE PIEMAN COMETH', I SAY THEE PIEMAN COMETH'!

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Uh.... Good bot?

[–]pumpkinhead002 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No wonder I never cared for Boeing.

[–]dronningmargrethe 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

mrhands.mpg

edit: shit actually that guy... never knew he died

[–]Diarrhea_Van_Frank 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I always thought it was an urban legend lol

[–]CaseyAndWhatNot 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

I believe there's a documentary on Netflix about this. I believe the title starts with the word zoo but I can't remember the whole thing for the life of me.

[–][deleted] 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Just zoo

[–]EyeH8L33tT3xt 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't even need to click the link. I know it's Mr. Hands.

[–]SmashdagBlast 33 points34 points35 points 8 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link

Yeah, aren't police horses trained to trample people too?

[–]a__dead__man 35 points36 points37 points 8 years ago (9 children) | Copy Link

And hitting one is the same offense as hitting an officer

[–]pigwalk5150 11 points12 points13 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

I love buttered stuff!

[–]GreatName 10 points11 points12 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Thats not even his name! It's Buttercup - say it! Say it!

[–]wetpoohstain 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

BUTTERNUTZ!

[–]BigGreenYamo 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

CUP! CUP! CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!

[–]a__dead__man1 points 8 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

Good to know 👍

[–]Assholenarrator -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

It's from a movie

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Should be more severe. Where a human may or may not be an asshole a horse is just a horse. Holds no ill will towards humans. Just out there doing the damned thing.

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I don't know, that horse took that kind of personally.

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Guessing on her being a drunk little blonde girl, I bet she's never left the borders of city life. lol

[–]ControIIedChaos1 points 8 years ago [recovered] (7 children) | Copy Link

These are the same people that drive nails in protest signs and poles and stick horses with these at protests. Communist ANTIFA scum. As someone who owns horses this video really pisses me of, it's a shame she didn't get hit in the head.

[–]Versaiteis 17 points18 points19 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

These are the same people that drive nails in protest signs and poles and stick horses with these at protests.

I mean if it's just some drunk girl in a college town then probably not...

[+]majintony -6 points-5 points-4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yikes man relax

[+]seekfear -32 points-31 points-30 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Since when anti fascist are scum?

So are you pro fascist?

[–]00008888 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

terrible bait, try harder next time

[–]functionalghost 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Because they aren't actually anti facist at all? This may shock you but.. sometimes people misrepresent themselves to hide a secret agenda

[–]functionalghost 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Also seek fear? Yea you seeked out fear all right. The fear that your wife would be able to cum with a real man instead of a 2 inch soyboy like you. Guess what your fears are founded in reality: no girl wants a limp wrist-dick combo soyboy like you no matter what they tell you when you unsheath your mighty sword of cuckolry you white knighting tosser

[–]Nexyna 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I mean, it's also common knowledge not to be a dick... yet here this sub is: proving people still think it's okay

[–]Bruxae 270 points271 points272 points 8 years ago (11 children) | Copy Link

That's a pretty chill horse who only reflexively shoved her off basically, if that was a full power fear kick she could be dead now.

[–]Dextline 102 points103 points104 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

I'm guessing she hoped it would gallop off into the sunset with a panicky police officer on top, trying to regain control, just like in the movies.

[–]the-floot 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

And they lived happily ever hortler

[–]LionelHutz44 70 points71 points72 points 8 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link

That particular breed can only kick with about half the force of other horses due to an abnormality in their hip flexors. That is why they are used as police horses - less ability to kill or seriously injure a civilian.

[–]awsumsauce 49 points50 points51 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

This sounds super plausible but could also be completely made up.

I refuse to spoil this Schroedinger style mystery for me by researching the matter.

[–]BadMoodJones 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

dude same

[–]caleyco 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Agreed. u/shittymorph taught me the valuable lesson that you should always be sceptical of everything anyone says on the internet

[–]StarkweatherRoadTrip"I cut my teddy bear a butthole and fucked it from 12-15" 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Well then, fuck you.

[–]Kinbaku_enthusiast 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I was part of the shittymorph group. shittymorph is a rotating team of researchers and (except when it's about religion or feminism) everything that we wrote was as true as we could get it. It typically took about three hours of research per post.

[–]Killerrip 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Huh that's pretty interesting actually

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Man I know I'm so late to this party but honestly that would be such a shit show if it happened. They'd wanna ban police horses and get the horse in the video put down.

[–]RandomReeditUser 190 points191 points192 points 8 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link

You have to be a special kind of stupid.

[–]Mein_Tarnaccount 78 points79 points80 points 8 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link

Probably the kind that doesn't hear the word No very often

[–]Paladin327 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Or very drunk

[–]FlameSpartan 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Guys stop downvoting him.

The girl was drunk. Not an excuse, but the fact of the matter is that she was drunk.

[–]Mein_Tarnaccount 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Of course she was drunk. But most people would probably die of alcohol poisoning before running up to a police horse from the back and slapping it

[–]ursrsly 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ok I'll upvote him, but it's coming out of your points.

[–]codereview 15 points16 points17 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

No, it's all the patriarchy, you see ...

[–]Molcomb 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

or drunk

[–]Dv77772 189 points190 points191 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

I think she got arrested for assaulting a police horse if I’m not wrong

[–]EvidencePlz1 points 8 years ago [recovered] (2 children) | Copy Link

Hope you're not wrong

[–]BluSn0 75 points76 points77 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Yeah she got arrested and so did her friend. And charged. It happened in Kingston Ontario

[–]_NetWorK_ 56 points57 points58 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Wrf charge did her friend face?

Edit: her friend was not charged two other males were charged for also slapping the horse.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/swift-justice-after-slap-police-horse-kicks-student-back-1.3119844

[–]notLOL 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Horse Police brutality attacking defenseless women

[–]Uhtred_McUhtredson 62 points63 points64 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

“Not today, bitch!”

-some horse

[–]marcelowit 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Let me return the favor!"

[–]Goku123 106 points107 points108 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

"Teach horses not to KICK!!"

[–]ttyp00 -4 points-3 points-2 points 8 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link

"Teach young horses that kicking is wrong, but definitely permit the teacher horses to kick so as to prevent mass kickings at horse schools."

edit: ...yeah I guess that isn't funny at all, really.

[–]the-floot 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Is this a reference to the donald trump show?

[–]ttyp00 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Yessir.. and their declared position on arming school teachers. It's poorly and awkwardly stated sarcasm. Basically saying that arming teachers will teach students that side arms are okay and they will prevent, rather than exacerbate, violence. Mea culpa

[–]zdw0986 21 points22 points23 points 8 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link

Probably a dumb city girl who has never seen or been around horses.

[–]lros33 18 points19 points20 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Queens university in Ontario (where she goes to school) has a big reputation for being full of rich white kids that pretty much just party. She fits the type.

[–]starsofalgonquin 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Can confirm. Saw dozens of kids on Aberdeen street drag their furniture out into the street and set it on fire back in 2005. Stupidity and privilege mix wonderfully well at Queen’s.

[–]purevegas 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It was a student from Algonquin college visiting Kingston for the Queen’s homecoming. Not a Queen’s student

[–]lulz3r 12 points13 points14 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Good horse.

[–]ConfidentBullshitter 74 points75 points76 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

Ban assault horses!

[–]TropicalToucan 27 points28 points29 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

The horse leg attachment is too extreme! It's can crush a person bones easily.

[–][deleted] 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

legless horse search brings up some hmm quality picture

[–]bristoltwit 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Ah, Queen’s homecoming.

[–]deadfallpro 19 points20 points21 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Sorry, that cunt deserved to be arrested. You don’t slap an animal, let alone a police animal and especially when on pavement and someone is riding it. I hope she knocked her front teeth out with that stunt.

[–]Charlotte-1993 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I knocked my front teeth out by faceplanting the ground once. I'm triggered.

But also I agree, she deserved it. So disrespectful to the horse and the officer, and any member of the public in the area if the horse had charged off!

[–]santiagodelavega 6 points7 points8 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Butterstuff!

[–]ttyp00 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Butternuts!! SOB

[–]Pepperidge___Farms 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Locally grown butter lettuce

[–]Diarrhea_Van_Frank 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Butternuts!

[–]viper12a1a 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The horses are actually sworn police officers if I remember correctly so this is likely assault on a police officer

[–]memesplaining 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Her friend running up with her arm out as if she had just witnessed some great injustice makes me so mad lmao

She has the body language of "omg cop how could you let your horse do that to her u evil corrupt policeforce"

So glad the cop had nothing to do with it zero ways this can come back on them

[–]brandon7219 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

pretty sure shes holding her hand up to the vehicle that is coming towards them.

[–]Secksiignurd 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This isn't PPD: It is "idiotpassdenied."

[–]SleepDeprivedOwl 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Like omg, the horse like totaly raped meeeee"

[–]EvidencePlz 5 points6 points7 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"You want pass? Here. Take it and shove it up your ass" -- Horse

[–]BananaWilly 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Score! Horse 1, Asswipe 0

[–]SlavicSnowflake 7 points8 points9 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

r/darwinawards maybe

[–]soulslawter 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Does she look dead to you?

[–]proddyhorsespice97 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Doesn’t look to have been kicked right in the uterus either so she can probably still reproduce

[–]triumphantgoose 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nah bro. r/Whatcouldgowrong

[–][deleted] 4 points5 points6 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Nothing about this is ppd. She never tried to use her sex as an advantage. She acted stupid in a way that even another horse could, and received the concequences.

[–]will-i-amrein 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

This is what you get for horsing around

[–]Nickppapagiorgio 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The calvalry was an instrument feared by the infantry for millennia, some people are just too far removed from reality to recognize their own mortality.

[–]Romerike 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Best thing I've seen in weeks

[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

"Fuck you bitch" -The horse probably

[–]boringcarpets 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link

This isn't ppd, if a guy touches a police horse without permission, never mind striking it, the police detain them and can call it assault. If she didn't get charged with assault then it's a full pass

[–]obi2kanobi 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She was charged.

[–]Pieman_Cometh 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I mean, it's a horse PPD. They don't know how to run the judicial system, but they can kick a dumb bitch's face into the pavement.

[–]tilthcowscomehome 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Clearly also didn’t learn a lesson from getting kicked to not be a jerk. a girl walked right up to her with her hand out trying to help her and she avoids her.

[–]imLC 1 point2 points3 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

What a stupid city slicker

[–]matjoeh 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Doesn't fit the sub, but funny regardless

[–][deleted] 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That was awesome.

[–]AllTrumpDoesIsWin 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

ACCESS DENIED

[–]bigmeaniehead 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

It’s ok she was already brain dead, nothing was lost

[–]Panzertomate 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

how many times do you want to repost this?

[–]AllahHatesFags 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

She literally could have been killed, WTF was she thinking?

[–]TheMechanicalguy 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

I once saw an NYPD mounted cop run the horse up the entrance stairs at Madison Square Garden and move like 20 people with the horse's butt. Good times.

[–]TheBlueGooseisLoose 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That horse is my hero

[–]killmimes 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Dumb ass never been around horses before huh!

[–]tvcolosibanned for this post, thanks for checking back on your comment 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Hope she at least got a ticket

[–]mattyisbatty 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

That would've been assult on a police officer where I live. I'm surprised she wasn't arrested.

[–]ripecannon 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Isn't that considered assault of a police officer?

[+]bigtony02 -7 points-6 points-5 points 8 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link

Not really a PPD.

[–]Diarrhea_Van_Frank 2 points3 points4 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

Eh. Sometimes women do stuff because, being women, they haven't had enough negative life experience to know that it's a retarded idea. The PPD is more implied here, and it's more in the sense off "Because she's a girl, she didn't have the experience to know that this was all but a guaranteed outcome." And less in the sense of "She thought she could get away with it because she's a girl."

[–]Pieman_Cometh 8 points9 points10 points 8 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link

Of course it is. If some drunk asshole hit a police horse, he'd be dragged to jail immediately. This drunk twat thinks she can do it as a prank... sorry bitch, horse kicks you down nose first and then you get arrested.

[–]Paladin327 3 points4 points5 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

According to elsewhere in the thread, she did get arrested

[–]SanityRulez 0 points1 point2 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

The customary:

How can she slap!!

(Neighed the horse!)

[–]Drclaw411 -2 points-1 points0 points 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

If she wasn’t white, those cops would have murdered her.

[–][deleted] -1 points0 points1 point 8 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link

A man would have been arrested tho....

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