Jared's Revenge, or "How I learned to stop worrying and fuck my ex's family".

OhGreatOak · 2018-05-26T12:20:37+00:00

I get the feeling there was more going on between her and the best friend, sister, and cousin. The fact that they would cut her out of their lives in such a brutal way makes me think this girl did them dirty too and they were ALL looking for a way to get back at her.

Kinzlei · 2018-05-26T11:09:42+00:00

He was my whole life but I fucked a guy for 2 months. I couldn't help it.

Yeah...ok..

mrwhibbley · 2018-05-26T06:04:01+00:00

Fucking the sister and friend was a nice touch. I personally wouldn't have gone after the boyfriend. He needs to stop and move on which it appears he did. She created this chaos and he won. Oh well, don't cheat.

weapawn · 2018-05-26T18:39:24+00:00

I don't think she gets the point that she took away four years of his life that he could have spent with someone else who was better for him. If it were me, I'd have gone this route.

FreshNothingBurger · 2018-05-26T07:53:06+00:00

the cat's technically his

he took my cat away from me

awalt

Compl3t3lyInnocent · 2018-05-26T01:32:36+00:00

"When I cheated, I didn't mean to hurt him, but when HE did it, it was clearly to ruin my life and destroy my family. I'm a worthless person and I need to say that so you'll see how I'm up here on my cross, crucifying myself to show I know I was bad person, but HE WAS SO MUCH WORSE!"

SasquatchAstronaut · 2018-05-26T00:48:01+00:00

"I threw a big rock onto the freeway from an overpass. All the cars that crashed hurt my feelings and I hate them."

2018-05-26T05:23:16+00:00

creative writing exercise

StalkySpade · 2018-05-26T00:46:10+00:00

“His actions did x”. I love it ever time it’s said as if her actions didn’t start it.

antgalva · 2018-05-26T14:24:06+00:00

Jared is a legend. Only took her back to complete his plan. And what an amazing plan of vengeance

2018-05-26T17:48:47+00:00

What a heart warming story.

Ravenous_Sodomite · 2018-05-26T01:53:40+00:00

If her family flew apart just cause of some fucking, there were already serious problems there. Either this dude has a mind control dick, or those chicks already hated the sloot in the story.

The paragraph at the end, about her wanting revenge while condemning him for getting revenge, is delicious in how myopic it paints her. He’s just better at revenge than you are, bitch.

RevBlueMoon · 2018-05-26T00:29:21+00:00

Woah ho jared is savage af

If that’s a real story. Which I hope it is.

Compl3t3lyInnocent · 2018-05-27T20:47:29+00:00

I cheated....because I was excited and turned on by my coworker.

Well damn. That's all the justification a woman needs these days. To say otherwise is literally placing the boot of oppression upon this woman's neck.

I broke it off after 2 months....I'm not a cheater....so I went about deleting the evidence....

Wait what? Yes....yes I do believe you are. But you were excited and turned on. No woman can be expected to be loyal under such circumstances.....socially and morally that's just wrong to believe otherwise.

I was bombarding his phone and email begging him for a second chance...

In other words, she had not yet secured another stooge and did not have an escape strategy that didn't leave her alone and by herself.

NotLuceBree · 2018-05-29T23:34:04+00:00

Sometimes I would be emotionally distant and occasionally he would be too affectionate, but aside from minor issues our relationship was great.

As soon as I hit this sentence, I knew this story would be good, and it did NOT disappoint.

I don't know how to repair myself or my relationship with my best friend, sister and cousin. I don't want to lose them for good but it seems like they have no problem leaving me.

Maybe they didn't have a problem because in actuality Jared (who, let's be honest, pulled some Machiavellian shit) wasn't the piece of shit, it was YOU, bitch.

Personally I would've just left it alone after the original breakup, but Jared did an amazing thing by Helping A Brother Out. I'm telling you, fellas, we need to make HABO a thing. Jared did Other Guy a solid by keeping him from getting involved with a fucking trainwreck of a human being.

RichterNYR35 · 2018-05-26T00:38:31+00:00

LEGEND. That’s what Jared is.

Yosharian · 2018-05-26T01:17:09+00:00

Seems a little fake to me

SnipingSergie · 2018-05-26T00:56:04+00:00

I would love to see the comments to this post, and if she did reply I would love to see those too lol

thedangerman007 · 2018-05-26T02:32:53+00:00

Jared = Gangsta.

hollybegin · 2018-06-01T04:56:43+00:00

"I cheated on my fiance for two months but I'm not a cheater. it's not part of my character".

Ironclad logic.

2018-05-26T02:31:08+00:00

I am choosing to believe that this actually happened for no other reason than I really really want it to be true. Jared is the hero we need.

Lance_lake · 2018-05-27T04:07:13+00:00

Jared... That man fucks...

2018-05-28T01:39:23+00:00

I like this Jared fellow.

uh_huh_ya_dont_say · 2018-05-28T19:17:15+00:00

This made my day!

“I know I cheated but he should have just dumped me” -paraphrasing towards the end there.

No bitch, you shouldn’t just get dumped for cheating. You should get emotionally annihilated just like you did to him. Did he go overboard, meh probably. But he didn’t do it while pretending to be in a relationship with you. He won the war you started instead of running off with his tail between his legs.

Feels good

beernsleep · 2018-05-26T01:11:01+00:00

lol slut

2018-05-26T02:30:19+00:00

Moral of the story: guys don't take punches at guys unprovoked because you can never be sure how hard you'll be hit back, or if you'll be hit with a lawyer, or shot in the head. Women should treat men with the respect that men treat men.

natty1212 · 2018-05-29T22:27:26+00:00

I see Jared on a beach with two big tittied tanned broads. With one hand, he's slipping a pina colada. And with the other, he's petting a cute kitty with a big shit eating grin on its face

FappinBob · 2018-05-26T12:44:44+00:00

Magnificent payback

2018-05-29T00:05:35+00:00

Only thing I got out of this is fuck the family members that sides with her fucking dumbasses. Wish I could see the comments bon the original post

jebbyregi · 2018-05-29T09:16:30+00:00

This is the most satisfying thing I have ever read.

lomarcon · 2018-05-29T20:35:26+00:00

There are a lot of red flags to this person's personality. She mentions Jared was "Too affectionate". Is that a thing? I've heard of clingy and shit, but just too affectionate? The fact she fucked another dude for two months just because she was attracted to him and then hid it is pretty shitty. And the thing with the cat. It's his cat but she just assumes ownership because she threw a stuff mouse at it once or twice? And then three of her closest people fucked her ex......Is it possible she's just a shit human being?

Goku123 · 2018-05-26T06:47:17+00:00

Jared has no chill.

Also, is the cat ok?

2018-06-08T18:05:06+00:00

Always the man's fault.

alexplex86 · 2018-06-19T14:12:57+00:00

Seems unlikely that Jared could just casually fuck her best friend, sister and her cousin after they break up. Unless he is Brad Pitt I find this highly improbable. If his sexual market value would have been that high, she would not have cheated on him in the first place.

Offscouring · 2018-05-26T01:41:06+00:00

Can we get a link to the actual post, hard as fuck to read that image on mobile. Much appreciated in advance.

confrey · 2018-05-27T02:46:07+00:00

jesus fucking christ, jared sounds like a piece of shit. I've been cheated on and I just left. Getting someone fired, fucking their whole family, forcing them on the street? It's borderline psychopath.

And why even get the coworker fired? Coworker isn't jared's girlfriend, guy is just trying to get some. He doesn't owe anything to jared.

Incelvester · 2018-05-26T02:39:34+00:00

Oooh I remember when this happened hahah

Dann01 · 2018-05-26T07:39:20+00:00

Holy fuck, revenge is a delicious dish!!!

Penislaser2100 · 2018-05-26T09:04:52+00:00

Dude.....TLDR?

plotis96 · 2018-05-26T12:20:52+00:00

I propose a toast.

To cheating. The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

2018-06-01T02:18:14+00:00

Hahahahahaha!!!! Kermit... sips tea. 🐸 🍵

Ihatebacon88 · 2018-06-01T13:23:27+00:00

How is this PPD though? It just seems like shitty revenge.

krawm · 2018-06-02T01:04:08+00:00

savage as fuck, also he just wanted her to feel the way she made him feel to bad she couldnt take it.

2018-06-14T05:00:30+00:00

Guess she shouldn’t have fucked around and started All of this huh?

eustrabirbeonne · 2018-06-14T15:33:53+00:00

Sounds made up. 100% bullshit.

AngelicWaffle · 2018-06-23T11:58:59+00:00

Why the fuck would you put a tl;dr at the bottom of this wall of text

ThrowawayShame2018 · 2018-07-05T10:36:02+00:00

Finally, a Jared I’d like to emulate.

Last_Avenger · 2018-07-15T03:53:42+00:00

The sad thing is "Jared" is probably the figment of some fat feminist's imagination, completely made up for some e-sympathy because her life is already pathetic and full of drama.

godspeed6 · 2018-08-26T13:37:58+00:00

Savage AF. I wonder if Jared’s last name is Lannister???

radio888 · 2018-05-28T07:41:00+00:00

He was probably fucking everybody anyways and got jealous like a teenager when she did it and ruined her life. If the story is real, he sounds like a dumb-fuck with no capacity to move on. Girls have cheated on me; I just keep on to the next. To do all that because somebody cheated on you is just pathetic. He probably also manipulated the cousin and sister into making them believe he was a victim. Happens all the time.

tekeem · 2018-05-26T01:15:53+00:00

Bullshit the whole post stinks of it, post written by someone who's been cheated on and everything they've dreamed about doing since then.

But their too busy licking the feet of their cheating partner, afraid that they'll leave them. They will let themselves be walked all over again and again.

oh_no_aliens · 2018-05-26T06:08:48+00:00

Who has time to read this shit?

2018-05-26T03:28:44+00:00

There is no PPD here - just trash acting like trash....

BlooperBoo · 2018-05-26T00:50:38+00:00

Sure, she's a cheater and karma bit her in the ass. But none of those other people deserved the heartbreak this man brought upon them. Punishing the many for the actions of the few is just beyond fucked up. I have been in this situation multiple times from the perspective of her parents, aunt, uncle, etc. and it's a shitstorm nobody deserves. People make mistakes. Cheating is shitty. Ruining innocent lives and tearing a family apart is even shittier.

EDIT: come on, guys. An innocent 17 year old is in therapy over something that went further than it should have. How am I the only one that feels bad for the bystanders in this situation.

NMEChachi · 2018-05-26T01:49:16+00:00

I'm glad she got comeuppance, but it's well beyond extreme, and Jared is unquestionably as much of a cunt as she is if the story's true, however --
This story sounds EXTREMELY untrue, mainly due to all three of her extremely close family members turning on her in favor of a dude that got her fired. Families don't ostracize members for cheating on unrelated boyfriends.
If it IS untrue, chances are she cheated, got dumped, and then invented this sob story to justify her actions to herself.
This is what happens in closed relationships lol

Title	Jared's Revenge, or "How I learned to stop worrying and fuck my ex's family".
Author	oh_no_aliens
Upvotes	307
Comments	107
Date	May 25, 2018 11:53 PM UTC (8 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/PussyPassDenied
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