LPT - If you find yourself lacking companionship in your life get yourself a dog instead of a girlfriend.

SporkTornado · 2016-02-13T01:31:31+00:00

*If your dog does decide to run away. It won't take half your stuff with it. The dog won't take ownership of your house and a judge will never order you to pay alimony to your dog.

yummyluckycharms · 2016-02-13T06:29:10+00:00

Studies have shown that the loneliest men are statistically those that are married. They lose all of their friends, and are totally dependent on their partner's network for social connections. Sounds awesome, right?

Women come and go - but you need to make an effort to keep your friends.

ThePigmanAgain · 2016-02-13T07:16:19+00:00

I fully agree -- a dog is, by far, better than the kind of women we are plagued by these days. Hell, a pet rock is better than most of today's women!

Captaincastle · 2016-02-13T01:09:56+00:00

My dog is such a little douche, but I love her like pancakes. I'm gonna buy her a treat on my way home from work, thanks for reminding me.

2016-02-13T04:37:45+00:00

Not exactly on topic, but I just wanted to chime in and say - prescription drugs never really helped my (clinically diagnosed) major depression and anxiety. The best they did was blunt the absolute worst of the lows.

What actually did help? Getting a dog.

MasterTextman · 2016-02-13T21:25:18+00:00

Not only that! A dog will last you up to 20 years whereas a woman will never last more than 10 unless you're the kind of guy who survives a lightning strike.

MagicalBir · 2016-02-13T01:59:16+00:00

You can't have sex or make a family with a dog.

It can lick your feet though, most wives don't do that.

notacrackheadofficer · 2016-02-13T06:44:12+00:00

It may become impossible to find housing when you end up having to move. There's no way you'll get your deposit back. You might end up finding out why there are so many homeless people with dogs.
So make sure these factors are considered.
Is your life stable enough to afford that $1000 operation when fido rips his flank on a fence? Can you afford to move and go through the ''we have a dog'' apartment hunt? Will you leave this beast at home alone most of its life?
These are important things to consider.
Wanna go away on vacation, ever? hmmmmm
Did Fido cause damage at your friend's house when you went away, that you have to pay for? And then no one ever wants to take Fido for a week again. He has separation anxiety. Shove him in a kennel for 2 weeks! Fuck it!
Clearly most people get dogs without thinking or preparing, so this shit needed to be said.
Many owners do not realize their dog yowls and moans and sounds like its being tortured, all day, every day you are at work. He's a good boy, it's just separation anxiety. Teach a dog to sleep on your bed, and it smells like the dog bed.
Fleas in the USA are 100000% fully resistant to all known flea treatments, so you will most certainly have them hopping on you for 20 years.

Lurker_IV · 2016-02-13T02:48:22+00:00

If you are lonely then you can also join a local activity club. Bowling club? Poker night? Weekly sport meetup? The local Masonic lodge?

Take your pick. You don't have to be lonely.

2016-02-13T12:36:27+00:00

Ever hear that song Love Me Like My Dog Does?

goodfoobar · 2016-02-13T16:19:48+00:00

As someone that has lived with dogs most of my life I can say that they can be great companions and enrich your life. Just know that we are still different species and you cannot provide all of the socialization that they need and they cannot provide all of the socialization you need.

Two dogs sniffing each others butts or running together in a park, these are social elements humans cannot provide.

Although dogs do communicate a great deal you cannot have a real conversation with a dog, well you can but it is rather one sided.

Login_rejected · 2016-02-14T02:18:12+00:00

This belongs more in MGTOW than men's rights. The solution to biased family courts isn't too just stop having families.

dryfire · 2016-02-13T22:50:28+00:00

Women are not the problem. Sexist policies, implemented and upheld by both men and women are the problem. Posts like these only serve to divide.

If you are lonely and you want the company of another then seek them out regardless if it's a man, woman, pet etc.

Title	LPT - If you find yourself lacking companionship in your life get yourself a dog instead of a girlfriend.
Author	PotatoScallops
Upvotes	28
Comments	36
Date	February 13, 2016 12:48 AM UTC (10 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
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