So funnily enough I got a fly trap, and for some reason that's empowering as fuck (Would recommend ladies, 10/10.) For some reason the flies it is eating reminds me of depraved (Oh-so desperate) men, so I thought "Hey! Why not name it Man eater?" But I feel that's almost too lowbrow, and am totally open to suggestions.

Edit : I also wanted to add that my plant is a HVP, it won't accept anything else but pure water. I had to get rancid rain water just for it to be happy. You heard it here folks even plants have standards, why shouldn't you?