So, we all know that the term "alpha male" as it's used among scrotes is based on a complete falsehood, right?

Scientist Rudolf Schenkel used the term in a theory on how wolf packs are managed in the 1940s, believing he was observing a strong ALpHA MaLe wolf leading unrelated betas through their habitat. This was later disproven by a different scientist who sought to replicate Schenkel's experiment; he discovered that the observed packs were not being led by a strong male "alpha," but by...both of their parents.

All this to say, while I understand that when a scrote says "I'm an alpha male" he intends to impress me with a projected sense of confidence and strength, what he's really saying is more along the lines of "I am an insecure adult man still searching for a personality. Today I'm choosing to relate to a completely different mammal as part of my identity based on years-ago-debunked scientific theories that persist in popular culture solely through scrotes like myself. Not only do I have the self-actualization of a small, frightened child, I have no respect for the institution of science and will probably proudly 'debate' you with weird pseudoscientific claims should you give me half the chance. Run fast, run far. Never talk to me again."