Imagine being this delusional about dick value

daglowup · 2020-03-17T11:09:27+00:00

I would rather be celibate for life than have sex with a guy like this.

myaccountiscool · 2020-03-17T11:00:13+00:00

Reminds me of a guy from Tinder who wanted me to come over late at night because we joked over text and I lost a bet that was $10. He legit started telling me he would pay for an Uber for me if I wanted to come collect the money. I said no but he insisted. I told him that not even a sex worker would show up for such a ridiculously small amount of money so he promised me “dick”. No thanks.

jellyteas · 2020-03-17T10:55:27+00:00

Literally not a single even halfway reasonable request

2020-03-17T10:56:16+00:00

Lmao who would agree to do this? 😂 You can always download tinder instead and go on dates with good looking men who actually pay for dates. Like bye, dude. 😂

Radiant_Success · 2020-03-17T12:26:39+00:00

Yup. I dont know why women dont get that this is pro bono sex work. Can't even call it prostitution, because not only are the women not charging a damn dime, but they're also coming out of their own pockets on their little coffee meetups.

REDfanradfem · 2020-03-17T12:36:35+00:00

Way to overestimate yourself and show how low you think of women.

No woman with dignity would agree with any of those terms. No fucks for you. Beter no dicks and the loser who’s attached to that one.

2020-03-17T12:48:39+00:00

There is NO point in this. You’re highly unlikely to cum anyway, why waste your time? Get that Hitachi out sis

jetpatch · 2020-03-17T12:55:04+00:00

I misread that as "Dick Disappointment Rules" first and thought it was satire.

JOEYMAMI2015 · 2020-03-17T13:00:56+00:00

I hope OP and his hand live happily ever after because no female should even be a centimeter away from this moron!

BrooklynBabe33 · 2020-03-17T12:51:43+00:00

Wow really

ItsFreezen · 2020-03-17T13:35:43+00:00

More fictional fantasies. These are the same rules they have on porn sets.

michela_9 · 2020-03-17T12:14:38+00:00

Writes a list of demands if women want to come over

Likely will host women in a gross bedroom/basement/dungeon he hasn't bothered to clean

No penis is worth this hassle. MOVE ON.

doofcustard · 2020-03-17T11:43:06+00:00

Sounds shit. Who would agree to that?

Tough_Fruit · 2020-03-17T12:28:18+00:00

I am honestly shocked while reading these rules. It must be a joke seriously. It can't be real.

ThatGirl60 · 2020-03-17T13:40:17+00:00

In other news: this guy hasn’t seen a vagina he didn’t pay for.

Claire-Zachanassian · 2020-03-17T14:37:33+00:00

I have... no words.

BlackEmeraldMoon · 2020-03-17T23:35:09+00:00

Lmao, what hopeful incel wrote this shit?

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