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[–]ethnicallyabiguousFDS Newbie129 points130 points131 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
“Jolene jolene jolene jo-leeeeene! Please just take him even though he’s trash.”
[–]Pretend-ValuableFDS Newbie[S] 72 points73 points74 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Your beauty is beyond compare With flaming locks of auburn hair"
But he is way more confident than you will ever be, Jolene.
[–][deleted] 59 points60 points61 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Honestly if Jolene don’t take him, I’m just going to Call Tyrone
[–]killerjewelsFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg I love this 😂
[–]localgirlcultFDS Apprentice23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please read FDS
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Joleeeeene
Please don't take him,
He is a trash can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With ivory skin and eyes of emerald green
Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your voice is soft like summer rain
You're cute and so am I
Jolene
He talks about you in his sleep
And there's nothing I can do to keep
From dry heaving when he calls your name
And I can't move out
Until my new place is ready
He means nothing to me
You could have your choice of men
And I will definitely love again
He shouldn't be dating
I had to have this talk with you
Though my happiness doesn't depend on you
Don't be a dumbass
JoleneEeEeeEE
🤣🤣🤣 No shade to my girl Dolly tho
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
AHHHHHHHHHH!!! I’m cackling. Be still my cold stone heart. 😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
[–]ayhtdws1989FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
i didnt get this can someone explain?
[–]thiswomanthatiknowFDS Newbie49 points50 points51 points 5 years ago* (4 children) | Copy Link
"Jolene" by Dolly Parton; it's a classic! Definitely not FDS, but it's got a terrific, rich, and classic sound and it's a lot of fun to sing along to!
Edit for grammar 😳
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[–]freddoshouldbe10pPickmeisha™️8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I always kind of thought that was the point, to make the listener feel like that?
[–]wolfie379FDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Country music fan, I prefer "You Ain't Woman Enough" by Loretta Lynn, and "Homewrecker" by Gretchen Wilson. They've got the right attitude.
Edit: "Another Chance" by Tammy Wynette is another good one. LVM wants space, she finds HVM. Shocked Pickachu face by LVM.
[–]jayohday1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also big fan of “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood.
[–]werker115FDS Newbie29 points30 points31 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There is a popular Dolly song called “Jolene” where she describes this beautiful woman that her man desires, and begs the woman (Jolene) not to take her man.
[–]Half_HaltFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
There's a live version of Miley Cyrus (who is hands down one of the best cover artists of Jolene imho) where in the final cadence she yells, "Eh, never mind, you can have him!" It's classic!
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 5 years ago* (0 children) | Copy Link
I'm begging of you please don't take my man
Because we both deserve better sis
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[–]killerjewelsFDS Newbie4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]localgirlcultFDS Apprentice23 points24 points25 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]ayhtdws1989FDS Newbie16 points17 points18 points (6 children) | Copy Link
[–]thiswomanthatiknowFDS Newbie49 points50 points51 points (4 children) | Copy Link
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[–]freddoshouldbe10pPickmeisha™️8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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