LVM need your constant validation. Notice how he keeps fishing for compliments and reassurances. I knew he was LV but sometimes it’s amusing to see how pathetic they get. I blocked him after this (why the dates are weird, I took screenshots after I blocked him).

Sireyn · 2021-07-15T17:45:56+00:00

So the LVM playbook goes something like:

Manipulative "compliment" (he's impressed by you so far so you'd better keep proving your worth)
Copypasta bio filled with a list of undesirable traits
Fishing for reassurances
Neg-adjacent "compliment" (the fuck does he mean by calling you sweet in your own LITTLE way?)

Nah x1000. So many bullets dodged, sis. Huge props for no texting after 10pm and your brief-as-possible responses!

spinsterchachkies · 2021-07-15T17:50:52+00:00

I am recently unemployed thanks to the pandemic and I am NOT dating. I’m going to school to get my shit together again. I’m not gonna drag some else into my mess. Lol 😂 why is he dating lol. Get your life together mate

thatjimmylove · 2021-07-15T17:49:45+00:00

Oh my god "Im impressed by you so far" what is this the hunger games

GiraffeLibrarian · 2021-07-15T17:10:53+00:00

100% copy and pasted responses. Do they think we won’t notice a block of uninteresting text rambling on about ‘nO dRaMa?’

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-07-15T17:13:05+00:00

"I'm intimidated by you, so let my copy paste my bio of questionable life choices and you can reassure me that I'm worthy."

Next.

deadinsidelol69 · 2021-07-15T18:21:11+00:00

A warehouse manager who lost his job over the pandemic is such horseshit. Pretty sure warehouses only got busier during the pandemic, dude was fired and is lying about it. I'm blue collar myself and can smell a fired liar.

NotYourBizThrowAway · 2021-07-15T17:21:56+00:00

Oh lawd no, “you’re sweet in your own little way” bc “just by sticking around” no no no! Basically saying he’s looking for someone to put through hell and accept his LV ways and stick around!

seraphinelysion · 2021-07-15T17:59:11+00:00

Love it when they tell on themselves. Makes vetting so much easier. 😂

IndigoTR · 2021-07-15T18:27:43+00:00

Ick! I hate when men list out their life circumstances like they’re at a therapy appointment or interview. It’s called having a conversation my dude.

dancedancedance7 · 2021-07-15T18:39:51+00:00

Ok I know this is off topic but why is it 1969 👀 I kinda wanna be able to change my chat dates too

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