Me: Doesn't text/call for two days Him: wHaT aRe We?!

CatlovesMoca · 2021-01-28T06:05:15+00:00

Tell him that you are just vibeeez

shoo_coworker · 2021-01-28T16:24:59+00:00

The first guy I dated was into edgelord humor and offensive memes (🤮) and I broke up with him by sending a gif of "Dobby is free!" from Harry Potter

He got so furiously mad despite the fact that he was constantly sending me weird gifs and pics lmao

souredskittles · 2021-01-28T06:00:05+00:00

And if this isn’t him, you know he’s taking to another girl too

PizzaNo7741 · 2021-01-28T15:40:30+00:00

"how can you be so cold!? you're not the PizzaNo7741 I used to know!"

Starsuponstars · 2021-01-28T09:50:05+00:00

Sorry dude, I just don't like labels.

ChocolateBiscuit96 · 2021-01-28T19:40:50+00:00

One guy I started talking to always snapped me good morning, and one day he randomly didn’t do it anymore. So, I took initiative and he didn’t respond. Then hits me up 2 days later with, “so no response” 😂. I’m not stupid, and I’m obviously not your first choice.

Looks like it didn’t work out with who he actually wanted and that’s not my problem ✌🏽

karaokekiller · 2021-01-28T05:54:18+00:00

Aww diddums let me fetch your pipe and slippers /s

Enough is enough ladies! Don't put up with any of that crap.

soundslikeautumn · 2021-01-28T12:21:08+00:00

If this isn't the fucking whole truth I don't know what is!!

weekend111 · 2021-01-28T11:58:30+00:00

They really can’t take when you match their disappointment of an energy.

getrippeddiemirin · 2021-01-28T11:12:20+00:00

Cry harder it’s a real panty dropper lmaaooo

Lionoras · 2021-01-28T19:42:27+00:00

I actually watched that episode a few days ago!

Honestly, if I didn't know that the Simpson was (emphasis on was) a show that satirised sitcoms + the American way of life, I'd honestly go mad that Marge ever married a guy like Homer.

I mean...okay, to be fair. Homer has good sides. He can be very loving & actually went out of his way numerous times just to make sure his family is in good care, but then you have episodes like these where he's asked what he's adding to Marge's life and his answer is literally "You can take care of me"?

God, that guy really was both a great representation of LVM vibes, as well as HVM vibes at the same time.

Title	Me: Doesn't text/call for two days Him: wHaT aRe We?!
Author	Myplummms
Upvotes	1210
Comments	12
Date	January 28, 2021 4:52 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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