Oh hell no!

RiasXgremoryX · 2021-03-12T03:23:56+00:00

This is why we don't date gamers. Their "hobby" starts consuming every aspect of their lives and suddenly they can't function like a normal human being for a few hours without it.

nothing998 · 2021-03-12T03:08:10+00:00

The RGB and whirring fans make this situation comically absurd, if only it wasn't so sad.

ScrappleSandwiches · 2021-03-12T03:23:21+00:00

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pearlspaghetti · 2021-03-12T03:12:49+00:00

What an inconsiderate, selfish buffoon.

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-03-12T03:57:29+00:00

Half way through this I became confused as to who the baby was

venomous_g · 2021-03-12T04:28:09+00:00

Takes parental leave... but makes it a gaming vacacation instead, setting up his stupidbox in the baby’s room, directly interfering with the child’s sleep and care. When confronted with the negative affects, he pouts and says it’s the 7 week old that is spoiled. Father of the year!

Exsqueeze_meh · 2021-03-12T03:53:21+00:00

“pshhhhewwwwwcreeeeeeRrrT!” that was the sound of my tubes tying themselves after reading this.

Coffeecatssunnydays · 2021-03-12T03:14:05+00:00

You gotta be kidding me, this grown man and father can’t just not play games for a few minutes?

Baby sleeps in a bassinet, which is portable. Move the baby to where you are jesus. And that’s the absolute minimum for fatherhood, which he can’t do smh

thenyashoulda · 2021-03-12T04:19:39+00:00

Non-natural lighting inconsistent with circadian rhythms = wtf are you thinking

Noises, eh. you really can get a baby to be accustomed to sounds, as in sleeping with no issues through vacuuming

How thoughtful of a father to be mindful of healthy sleep habits so early on in the baby’s life :)

Charming-Bee-2337 · 2021-03-12T04:42:16+00:00

Says his baby is spoiled because mother suggests the baby have a peaceful place to sleep, he should look in the mirror and see the only spoiled baby here is him.

_queeeen_ · 2021-03-12T05:21:33+00:00

Literally spoiling a baby with love and comfort is the bare minimum. She needs to get out before the abuse escalates.

Title	Oh hell no!
Author	ScrappleSandwiches
Upvotes	52
Comments	24
Date	March 12, 2021 3:04 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/m382zv/oh_hell_no/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/oh-hell-no.767948 https://theredarchive.com/post/767948

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