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[–]circescircusRuthless Strategist 135 points136 points137 points 5 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Bonus, might also receive STIs and sexual trauma. /s
And they wonder why women aren't signing up.
[–]shelballamaFDS Newbie 61 points62 points63 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
And possible pregnancy, costs and pain of abortion, while they vote for people who try to repeal our rights! Gotta love it
[–]YVGNYFDS Newbie 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And if she doesn't get an abortion he will go on reddit and whine to his little boy friends that she "trapped" him
[–]shelballamaFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
While it's her choice, I gotta caution the ladies out here: don't do it. You're tying yourself to that guy for the rest of your life
It's not a good move, find a HVM or get sperm samples, idc, but don't have the offspring of a NVM/LVM. It can and usually will make your (and your child's) life harder
[–]Bechmm 79 points80 points81 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
If the circumstances are appropriate and you’re lucky enough you can also get coldness and an evasive attitude that makes you feel like shit as a part of the offer!
[–]Valeria_VennRuthless Strategist[S] 25 points26 points27 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Ah what wonderful bonuses!
[–]DontMansplainScrote 61 points62 points63 points 5 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Cum in the pussy is an exaggeration. Their porn sick limp dick won't even get hard without watching some bdsm porn.
[–]cakewalkofshameFDS Newbie 15 points16 points17 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And if it does the sex is over in 30-60 seconds lol.
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A threesome with his phone lol.
[–]Far_from_deceivedFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
[–]Far_from_deceivedFDS Newbie 47 points48 points49 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Not only will he get an orgasm, he will also take pictures of you naked while you sleep to jerk off later or send to his friends as a trophy.
[–]cakewalkofshameFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Why I can't sleep with a man next to me lol. Can never feel physically safe.
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 41 points42 points43 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
And future cervical cancer from STDS you give me.
[–]cakewalkofshameFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And BV and mycoplasma too.
[–]vagestaThrowaway Account 21 points22 points23 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Also having to take some form of birth control hormones because they don’t like the way condoms feel
[–]sleepy-kitten-zzzThrowaway Account 23 points24 points25 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Come on, you could have just replaced “quickie” for “sex” and it would still be accurate.
[–]AriaLuzFDS Apprentice 20 points21 points22 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah. You can keep that.
[–]betsybassetFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points 5 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
My hand gives better quickie than men
[–]YVGNYFDS Newbie 32 points33 points34 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
A rolled up blanket gives me a better orgasm than 95% of men lmaoo
[–]betsybassetFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂
[–]flyinglemurbatmomo 16 points17 points18 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Definition of quickie in my HVMarriage : he makes me cum with his mouth then gets his quick. Its fun like a speedrun
[–]ProtoetypeFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Any intercourse at all is hardly worth it.
[–]takethemonkeynLeaveFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points 5 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
What an unattractive man
[–]cakewalkofshameFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most are.
[–]MACMUAFDS Apprentice 8 points9 points10 points 5 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Who in tf follows this guy? lmao I can’t even stand to look at his big ass nose
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[–]Bechmm 79 points80 points81 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]Valeria_VennRuthless Strategist[S] 25 points26 points27 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]DontMansplainScrote 61 points62 points63 points (3 children) | Copy Link
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[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 41 points42 points43 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]cakewalkofshameFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]vagestaThrowaway Account 21 points22 points23 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]sleepy-kitten-zzzThrowaway Account 23 points24 points25 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]AriaLuzFDS Apprentice 20 points21 points22 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]betsybassetFDS Newbie 46 points47 points48 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]YVGNYFDS Newbie 32 points33 points34 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]betsybassetFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]flyinglemurbatmomo 16 points17 points18 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ProtoetypeFDS Newbie 10 points11 points12 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]takethemonkeynLeaveFDS Newbie 19 points20 points21 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]cakewalkofshameFDS Newbie 11 points12 points13 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]MACMUAFDS Apprentice 8 points9 points10 points (0 children) | Copy Link