Quickies ain't worth it, babes

circescircus · 2021-06-03T14:05:29+00:00

Bonus, might also receive STIs and sexual trauma. /s

And they wonder why women aren't signing up.

Bechmm · 2021-06-03T14:10:51+00:00

If the circumstances are appropriate and you’re lucky enough you can also get coldness and an evasive attitude that makes you feel like shit as a part of the offer!

DontMansplainScrote · 2021-06-03T14:38:07+00:00

Cum in the pussy is an exaggeration. Their porn sick limp dick won't even get hard without watching some bdsm porn.

Far_from_deceived · 2021-06-03T15:11:49+00:00

Not only will he get an orgasm, he will also take pictures of you naked while you sleep to jerk off later or send to his friends as a trophy.

ItsFreezen · 2021-06-03T15:02:22+00:00

And future cervical cancer from STDS you give me.

vagesta · 2021-06-03T16:07:53+00:00

Also having to take some form of birth control hormones because they don’t like the way condoms feel

sleepy-kitten-zzz · 2021-06-03T16:13:12+00:00

Come on, you could have just replaced “quickie” for “sex” and it would still be accurate.

AriaLuz · 2021-06-03T14:22:31+00:00

Yeah. You can keep that.

betsybasset · 2021-06-03T14:37:24+00:00

My hand gives better quickie than men

flyinglemurbatmomo · 2021-06-03T15:05:03+00:00

Definition of quickie in my HVMarriage : he makes me cum with his mouth then gets his quick. Its fun like a speedrun

Protoetype · 2021-06-03T17:05:53+00:00

Any intercourse at all is hardly worth it.

takethemonkeynLeave · 2021-06-03T15:31:59+00:00

What an unattractive man

MACMUA · 2021-06-03T17:06:53+00:00

Who in tf follows this guy? lmao I can’t even stand to look at his big ass nose

Title	Quickies ain't worth it, babes
Author	Valeria_Venn
Upvotes	284
Comments	26
Date	June 3, 2021 1:57 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/nre50z/quickies_aint_worth_it_babes/
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