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[–]tendervittles903FDS Newbie50 points51 points52 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
That made me gag.
[–]CuriousCatNYC777Ruthless Strategist23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I tasted puke at the “lips tingle” part...
[–]ScrappleSandwichesFDS Newbie[S] 30 points31 points32 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Probably just herpes
[–]Adela-SiobhanFDS Apprentice40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
If you’re married, spend that energy on your wife.
On the one hand, he’s being honest. On the other hand: HE IS MARRIED!!
[–]ScrappleSandwichesFDS Newbie[S] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, points for honesty, I guess?
[–]CuriousCatNYC777Ruthless Strategist6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Absolutely DISGUSTING.
[–]Adela-SiobhanFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
At least the woman theoretically knows what she’s getting into with this one. She’s either getting with a married man or he’s saying he’s married to get a certain type of woman. No woman is going into this surprised that he cannot give all his time to her.
[–]ino_y20 points 6 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
"making out until my lips tingle"
Yeah alright, I can put a dab of peanut oil on my neck ;)
[–]rainisthelifeRuthless Strategist17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Lol if his lips are tingling, then that’s herpes folks. Stay away.
[–]whoooocarezFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂
[–]ceramicunicornFDS Disciple16 points17 points18 points 6 years ago* (2 children) | Copy Link
I’d match, only to write, “it’s adventurous .” I would request to meet the wife one on one. I’d show her this sub. Then I’d walk away.
[–]rainisthelifeRuthless Strategist4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I like the way you think.
[–]Adela-SiobhanFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🏅
[–]itsallsoconfusingFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eeewwww...
[–][deleted] 3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Fucking ew.
[–]grimreapersdtrFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She’s not passionate, playful or sensual with you because your mistress is your screen. You carry it in your pocket everywhere. You take it everywhere you go. Why wouldn’t her vagina dry up and shrivel in horror at the sight of you?
[–]moderatefemmeFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WHY would I bite an apple when it's full of worms?
[–]TheObservationalistFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Eeewwww
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[–]ScrappleSandwichesFDS Newbie[S] 30 points31 points32 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Adela-SiobhanFDS Apprentice40 points41 points42 points (3 children) | Copy Link
[–]ScrappleSandwichesFDS Newbie[S] 1 point2 points3 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]CuriousCatNYC777Ruthless Strategist6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Adela-SiobhanFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ino_y20 points [recovered] | Copy Link
[–]rainisthelifeRuthless Strategist17 points18 points19 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]whoooocarezFDS Newbie3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ceramicunicornFDS Disciple16 points17 points18 points (2 children) | Copy Link
[–]rainisthelifeRuthless Strategist4 points5 points6 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Adela-SiobhanFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]itsallsoconfusingFDS Newbie5 points6 points7 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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[–]grimreapersdtrFDS Disciple3 points4 points5 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]moderatefemmeFDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]TheObservationalistFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points (0 children) | Copy Link