Really? Does this work?

tendervittles903 · 2019-12-03T03:07:55+00:00

That made me gag.

Adela-Siobhan · 2019-12-03T02:14:40+00:00

If you’re married, spend that energy on your wife.

On the one hand, he’s being honest. On the other hand: HE IS MARRIED!!

ino_y · 2019-12-03T02:54:53+00:00

"making out until my lips tingle"

Yeah alright, I can put a dab of peanut oil on my neck ;)

rainisthelife · 2019-12-03T05:30:21+00:00

Lol if his lips are tingling, then that’s herpes folks. Stay away.

ceramicunicorn · 2019-12-03T04:29:20+00:00

I’d match, only to write, “it’s adventurous .” I would request to meet the wife one on one. I’d show her this sub. Then I’d walk away.

itsallsoconfusing · 2019-12-03T05:39:08+00:00

Eeewwww...

2019-12-03T05:11:27+00:00

Fucking ew.

grimreapersdtr · 2019-12-03T19:27:37+00:00

She’s not passionate, playful or sensual with you because your mistress is your screen. You carry it in your pocket everywhere. You take it everywhere you go. Why wouldn’t her vagina dry up and shrivel in horror at the sight of you?

moderatefemme · 2019-12-04T06:52:29+00:00

WHY would I bite an apple when it's full of worms?

TheObservationalist · 2019-12-03T21:43:21+00:00

Eeewwww

Title	Really? Does this work?
Author	ScrappleSandwiches
Upvotes	47
Comments	19
Date	December 3, 2019 1:30 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/e59bbc/really_does_this_work/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/really-does-this-work.687614 https://theredarchive.com/post/687614

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