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[–]bqluoeoednFDS Newbie92 points93 points94 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
ShE DiDnT CuMmm LiKE In ThE PoRn. WhY Am I NoT a SeX GoD LiKE ThE PoRn SaID?
[–][deleted] 71 points72 points73 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MUH PEENIS ISN'T THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON EARTH???
[–]IrritatedMangoFDS Newbie10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I once slept with a guy who referred to himself as a sex god. I regret it every single day.
[–]WeWereOkayFDS Newbie71 points72 points73 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
TBH I feel like it’s kinda the opposite. They all know where it is from watching porn, but they don’t know what to do with it—also from watching porn. So a dude will viciously attack your clit (the way he saw it done in porn) under what appears to be a theory that the faster and harder he attacks it, the sooner you’ll come and recognize him as the sex god he is. It’s like some kinda practical joke—the internet finally got them caught up on general location but somehow simultaneously taught them worse moves.
[–]Solid-LiquidFDS Newbie7 points8 points9 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ex just moved his tongue back and forth rapidly like he was licking envelopes to send. It was the WORST! 😩
[–]abstractsadgurlFDS Newbie1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmaoooooo I can't 😭🤣
[–][deleted] 54 points55 points56 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Because its not the woman they're focused on..theres a reason they can't find the clit, aren't interested in cunnilingus and are obsessed with anal.
[–]Petite_55Pickmeisha™️23 points24 points25 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And they wonder why women don't appreciate when random men want to hook up with them. I'd rather not have sex for years than offering myself to some scrote who got all his "knowledge" about sex from porn and doesn't even care about my pleasure. If someone doesn't know what to do with his tongue or demands a type of sex that can have permanent health consequences and doesn't provide pleasure to the female (anal), he's low value and should be avoided.
[–]atreethatkeepsgrowinFDS Newbie40 points41 points42 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
But porn says women like muh dick
[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Next time before I every have sex with a guy I will ask him to find exactly where the clit is first. If he cannot figure it out, get the out lol. Block delete, never to be spoken to again. Lmao
[–]jmaydizzleFDS Apprentice8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Excellent idea.
[–]bqluoeoednFDS Newbie11 points12 points13 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Pop quiz
[–]SslimReaperrFDS Newbie20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Most men are too self absorbed to even care about a woman’s pleasure tbh. Such sad little things.
[–][deleted] 5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Omg that cracked me up sooooo bad I think the word scrote was what was so funny to me.
[–]radicalokaThrowaway Account5 points6 points7 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My ex couldn’t ever find my clit even after months of dating. He had the fucking nerve to say it was because my vagina was “weird” and it was easier with other girls in the past.
[–]AdawritesrulesRuthless Strategist[S] 0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yeah, and mine only dated beautiful young models before me, turns out his only relationship was with an overweight mentally challenged trannie that didn’t pass and was a prostitute. They live in a fantasy world.
So do we, assigning a worth to them that is not appropriate with what they deserve. I was several dozen staircases above his league.
[–]NovemberinthechairFDS Apprentice13 points14 points15 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He doesn't have a forehead, he has a fivehead.
[–]alleghaniensistaThrowaway Account4 points5 points6 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m actually appalled by how many men are inept at getting a woman off...
Then again, also not surprised.
[–]El_Moi1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
um... EW! Just no!
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