So I started watching this movie the other day. Everyone said it was quite Cthulu-mythos, very good.

What it turned out to be, was a couple of drunk, horny, disgusting men, who masturbate over a mermaid statue, fondle a mermaid they find on the beach, fight, drink, break shit, and just generally cause temper tantrums.

And I know it is supposed to be the "mADNESS" creeping on them but honestly I was just disgusted. And all I could think about was, these were two already less than sane men, with nothing to do and no intelligence between them at all. And two women stuck on an island like this would never have gotten to this point.

Seriously can you imagine two women? Progressively getting drunker (maybe that part), fighting all the time, trying to boss each other, trying to hump everything vaguely male in sight, KILLING A SEAGULL, and just being general douchebags?

I really wanted to complain about this to someone so I brought it to you queens. What a disappointing movie, celebrating men's rage and insanity.

ETA: Holy shit the flair on this place is awesome.