Try again please

ManchurianCantaloupe · 2020-07-14T21:21:26+00:00

OKAY FIRST OF ALL any chocolate that isn't going to ruin my skin pairs with RED WINE not white, you absolute dipshit. This is truly the heart-shaped jewelry of date proposals. I don't want it, nor does any other woman in the world.

I'm really bemused by men who think they can entice me with these kinds of offers. Especially ones which are obviously tacky and low-effort. It's like... a classless man's idea of what women like.

The date can only be as interesting as the person I'm on it with. I don't care if a guy is offering to fly us to Bora Bora on a private jet filled with baby sloths, sushi made by Jiro Ono, and an endless river of Veuve Clicquot - if you're a weird, sweaty loser, I'm not going to say yes?

applestorm · 2020-07-14T20:53:53+00:00

White wine + chocolate = $20 at most

Street hooker = at least $30 for a blowjob

This is why the FDS handbook is against hookups, it's a scam. Never believe men when they tell you women are the gold diggers.

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-07-14T20:56:50+00:00

So, by “date”: “Netflix and chill” with white wine and chocolate. GOTCHA! 👍🏻🙄

elementalvirago · 2020-07-14T21:36:25+00:00

God I HATE when a guy says something like "only if you want to" or "you don't have to" BITCH I ALREADY KNOW IT'S MY CHOICE!! Like I need your permission to say no????

Tell-Me-Whyy · 2020-07-14T20:58:48+00:00

Bwahaha I love your responses, literally make me chuckle

ErNz77 · 2020-07-14T21:25:42+00:00

“AnD a GoOd NiGhT iN bEd” 😴🙄

Summerisle7 · 2020-07-14T21:10:19+00:00

Do you really want him to try again tho

Milobear27 · 2020-07-14T21:20:27+00:00

Where is the lie?

2020-07-14T21:48:25+00:00

Lol! Usually I’m not for responding to these gross men but these responses are perfect and cracking me up.

thekeywasinmyfist · 2020-07-14T20:57:46+00:00

Damn... that energy girl

Either_Tumbleweed · 2020-07-14T21:14:04+00:00

"Thanks, I know." Queen <3

Title	Try again please
Author	applestorm
Upvotes	78
Comments	28
Date	July 14, 2020 8:51 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/hr9pr6/try_again_please/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/try-again-please.715250 https://theredarchive.com/post/715250

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