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[–]ManchurianCantaloupeRuthless Strategist42 points43 points44 points 6 years ago* (8 children) | Copy Link
OKAY FIRST OF ALL any chocolate that isn't going to ruin my skin pairs with RED WINE not white, you absolute dipshit. This is truly the heart-shaped jewelry of date proposals. I don't want it, nor does any other woman in the world.
I'm really bemused by men who think they can entice me with these kinds of offers. Especially ones which are obviously tacky and low-effort. It's like... a classless man's idea of what women like.
The date can only be as interesting as the person I'm on it with. I don't care if a guy is offering to fly us to Bora Bora on a private jet filled with baby sloths, sushi made by Jiro Ono, and an endless river of Veuve Clicquot - if you're a weird, sweaty loser, I'm not going to say yes?
[–]elementalviragoFDS Apprentice20 points21 points22 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
brings $5 boxed Franzia and a Hershey bar
[–]ManchurianCantaloupeRuthless Strategist10 points11 points12 points 6 years ago (5 children) | Copy Link
Look at Miss Fancy Pants over here with her Franzia and full-sized Hershey bar!
I only got some Trader Joe's Two Buck Chuck and a Hershey Nugget!
[–]elementalviragoFDS Apprentice9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I raise you a bottle of Night Train and a Tootsie Roll.
[–]ManchurianCantaloupeRuthless Strategist2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
😂😂😂
[–][deleted] 1 point2 points3 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣
[–]redbirdfliesFDS STRATEGY COACH3 points4 points5 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Two Buck Chuck and nuggets paired with Mountain Dew at the nest? You Goldigger!!!
[–]WkndwhorechataFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You know where there's nuggets there's gold and gold diggers.
[–]Maleficent_Youth_175Pickmeisha™️2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Is it bad that I like heart jewellery 😂
[–]applestormFDS Newbie[S] 67 points68 points69 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
White wine + chocolate = $20 at most
Street hooker = at least $30 for a blowjob
This is why the FDS handbook is against hookups, it's a scam. Never believe men when they tell you women are the gold diggers.
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️21 points22 points23 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So, by “date”: “Netflix and chill” with white wine and chocolate. GOTCHA! 👍🏻🙄
[–]elementalviragoFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
God I HATE when a guy says something like "only if you want to" or "you don't have to" BITCH I ALREADY KNOW IT'S MY CHOICE!! Like I need your permission to say no????
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
[–]Tell-Me-WhyyFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bwahaha I love your responses, literally make me chuckle
[–]ErNz77FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points 6 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
“AnD a GoOd NiGhT iN bEd” 😴🙄
[–][deleted] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Looool men really overestimate their abilities in bed considering straight men statistically are unable to give their partners orgasms
[–]HoneyBouquetFDS Apprentice6 points7 points8 points 6 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Loooooool my NVM ex thought he was amazing in bed and even criticized my sex skills (despite me being a virgin)
He never went down on me and was so lazy in bed. I had to make myself come every time. 🤦♀️🤦♀️
He probably thinks I miss the sex. A dildo does a better job.
[–][deleted] 2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The best is to let them know the truth (you didn’t give me a single orgasm) while the door hits them on their way out
[–]HoneyBouquetFDS Apprentice2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would but I had to file a police report against him after the breakup so he can keep convincing himself he is a sex god 😂😂
[–]applestormFDS Newbie[S] 14 points15 points16 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
For him*
[–]ErNz77FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
HAHAHA! Exactly! And somewhere in life I guarantee he has called himself “Master Tongue.”
[–]Summerisle7FDS STRATEGY COACH8 points9 points10 points 6 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Do you really want him to try again tho
[–]applestormFDS Newbie[S] 17 points18 points19 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Nah, I blocked him after that.
[–]Milobear27FDS Newbie2 points3 points4 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Where is the lie?
Lol! Usually I’m not for responding to these gross men but these responses are perfect and cracking me up.
[–]thekeywasinmyfist0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Damn... that energy girl
[–]Either_TumbleweedFDS Newbie0 points1 point2 points 6 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"Thanks, I know." Queen <3
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[–]Maleficent_Youth_175Pickmeisha™️2 points3 points4 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]applestormFDS Newbie[S] 67 points68 points69 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]dntbfllikeididPickmeisha™️21 points22 points23 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]elementalviragoFDS Apprentice14 points15 points16 points (1 child) | Copy Link
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[–]Tell-Me-WhyyFDS Newbie14 points15 points16 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]ErNz77FDS Newbie12 points13 points14 points (6 children) | Copy Link
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[–]ErNz77FDS Newbie9 points10 points11 points (0 children) | Copy Link
[–]Summerisle7FDS STRATEGY COACH8 points9 points10 points (1 child) | Copy Link
[–]applestormFDS Newbie[S] 17 points18 points19 points (0 children) | Copy Link
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