What Makes You Swipe Left?

happyduck18 · 2020-03-27T16:25:26+00:00

• “I’m an open book, just ask questions!” Or other lazy bios with no info, “get to know me like a normal person and ask questions!”

• “hunting and fishing is a way of life” or any pictures with dead animals.

• “420”

• anything that tells me to swipe left, even if I don’t meet the criteria. “If you dyed your hair a bright color swipe left.” My hair is natural but that’d still be an automatic left. It’s his job to not swipe on women he’s not interested in, not women’s job to not swipe on him if he wouldn’t be interested.

ros-bos · 2020-03-27T16:27:03+00:00

anything remotely sexual in their bio
anything negative in their bio (ie: complaining about their lack of success on OLD, bitch that’s YOUR fault)
if their middle finger is up in any of their photos
visible trashy tattoos
if they look short/list their height and they’re shorter than me (I’m 5’11)
any spelling/grammar mistakes
blank bios (unless they look like they’re my type)
if they say they’re recently separated/divorced
if they have more than 2 kids (and even then they have to check off all my boxes for me to even consider a right swipe)
if they live more than an hour away
if they’re in school full time (good for them but I’m at a different stage in my life)
if they’re only looking for something casual
“just ask” or “I probably won’t message first”

I’m sure there’s more, but that’s all I can think of right now lol

nurseratchet1212 · 2020-03-28T01:51:55+00:00

-Bible verse -MAGA hats or anything indicating right-wing politics -Libertarian or “I don’t trust the two party system” esp from a white guy (it’s always white guys saying this) -guns in any capacity whatsoever -Vineyard vines or any other brand like that -making drugs/raving your personality -unkempt facial hair or man buns - a guy claiming he doesn’t message first - Gratuitous shirtless pics/muscle tees

AquaticDramatic · 2020-03-27T17:27:15+00:00

-Unattractive. I don't rate immediate attraction too highly as I generally only become highly attracted to men who I get on really well with. However, I know pretty instantly if I definitely find someone unattractive. -Short or no bio. Make an effort. -Not looking for a relationship. -Photos in a club -Photos with shirt off -Drug or alcohol references -Swearing in bio -Snapchat or Instagram details -Didn't go to university -All photos are to do with "travel". I lovvve to travel, but in my experience guys who post all travel photos have serious commitment issues -Too young or old for me -"Visiting" from another country. I'm not going to be your holiday hookup, dear.

GalactoseGal · 2020-03-27T18:53:44+00:00

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Hennyyenni · 2020-03-28T06:17:32+00:00

“Just wanna see where things go” Fuck off

jazzyjazcons · 2020-03-27T16:41:36+00:00

Something casual
HS Diploma. “The school of life” or something making it obvious they didn’t go to college.
Have kids, don’t want any more
Have kids, want more
Muslim
Bald head 🤷‍♀️

PaciencaYFe · 2020-03-27T16:03:55+00:00

I like when they put their handle because a lot of them be fat fishing or short and I gotta do a mini stalk to find out.

ironymaiden87 · 2020-03-27T17:09:36+00:00

Dead animal photos - this is the biggest one. Hunting and guns are the biggest turn-offs imaginable for me. Repulsive.
Ugly
No bio
Poorly written bio, misogynistic bio, bragging about his dick bio, any mention of BDSM in the bio, etc etc
Only one photo
Only group photos where it's totally unclear who the fuck he is
Religious
Has kids and wants more or wants kids someday
Clearly lying about his age
Any red flags that make it obvious he expects women to do all the work because he thinks he's the prize 🤡
Obviously only looking for casual sex
Clearly cheating on his spouse
Any mention of polyamory 🙄
Anything along the lines of "vegans swipe left" - alright, fuck you and your eventual heart disease bro. For that matter, anyone who says things like "such and such swipe left" or complains about their ex or women in their bio is a jerk and will indeed get a left swipe from me.

Unfortunately all of the above applies to 99.9% of men on OLD so I just don't use it anymore. Swiping through endless scrotes just got too depressing for me.

hilariouslystated · 2020-03-27T23:48:24+00:00

No bio, out of focused photos, just a photo of abs or other random body part.

If we match and he just gives one word answers or asks for nudes, then I'm unmatching and blocking.

lolwtfnodude · 2020-03-28T02:21:34+00:00

-'Easy going, laid back, down to earth guy!!'

-Poor spelling

-Pics giving the middle finger to the camera

-Group pics so you can't actually tell who he is

-Shitty tattoos

-'Here for a good time, not a long time!'

-Drunk photos

-younger than me, or more than 10 years older

-uses words in profile like 'midget' and 'retard'

-mention of his ex

-pics of his car

FraidyCat00 · 2020-03-27T17:24:24+00:00

My list is loooong

sexual anything in bio or innuendos to sexuality
negative language anything in bio
no hobbies listed in bio
username is sexual or drug related, or anything dumb in general
drugs in general, or drinking more than socially listed
grammar or spelling errors
wants kids of his own
pics with middle finger up, only holding alcohol or cheap beer, only party pics, pics with half a woman cropped out, only selfies, only pics with other people’s kids(that’s just weird)
didn’t at least graduate HS
anything less than wants a relationship checked
doesn’t like pets
gamer or sports ‘fanatic’
is a cop, in corrections, works in a restaurant anything, bar anything, firefighter, teacher, therapist, probation/parole, surgeon, psychiatrist or psychologist
works at job with no set hours or benefits
uses LOL or LMAO, a lot of emojis, or the like in bio
if has underage kids, bio says they don’t live with him
lies or appears to lie about age
lives with roommates or parents (maybe rents out a room in HIS home to other is different)
‘no fatties, I hate makeup, only real women apply’ type language
too far different political or religious beliefs

For the lurking scrotes- There were plenty of men who fit the above criteria and were also interested in meeting for actual dates. I met my better half online 2 years ago. He would be FDS approved overall. 🤷‍♂️

N2Gen · 2020-03-27T21:40:20+00:00

Bare chested, draped in just a towel, or whatever other undressed pics but no view of their face. Clearly sneaking around; next.
“Casual/in an open relationship/poly and partnered, etc.” Not worth the cultish claptrap, or the STI risk.
Learned this one in the last few years; must be within a 30-45 min distance. Anything greater is a huge inconvenience and probably won’t work anyway.
I can deal with shorter than average, but being fat is an absolute deal breaker.
Writing in a caps, saying what a good lay you are, ignoring the current quarantine, “WEED” types (is pot a personality trait??)

Title	What Makes You Swipe Left?
Author	harasquietfish6
Upvotes	28
Comments	23
Date	March 27, 2020 3:19 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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