Y I K E S

enemy0freality · 2020-07-14T07:11:02+00:00

Why does he sound like Donald Trump?

modernmedusaa · 2020-07-14T08:19:01+00:00

The first line alone is just...wtf really? Such an arrogant none statement. Like what does it mean? Does it mean anything? Not probably... bc the only thing that matters is his overly inflated view of himself that he projects on complete strangers with possibly bipolar opposite personalities to him. I imagine the convos would run a similar monologue. I honestly don’t understand why some men sign up for an account. They may as well write ‘useless dickhead looking for quick fun so I can spread Covid 10x faster’ on a sign and stand by a main road instead. It’s essentially the same thing

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2020-07-14T08:33:49+00:00

Me thinks thou doth protest...

ItsFreezen · 2020-07-14T12:08:17+00:00

"My mom says i'm special"

Shaakie · 2020-07-14T11:57:54+00:00

"If we match you'll like me"

Nah i can already tell if i don't like you from your pics lmfao

throwawayaimit · 2020-07-14T08:34:10+00:00

LOL JUST STOP

zombiessalad · 2020-07-14T13:33:03+00:00

If someone says they will make u laugh just take that as a note that they will never make u laugh

strangerinthealps_ · 2020-07-14T13:36:39+00:00

“Social distancing times don’t have to be lonely, and can be actually exciting” = “send nudes, please.”

indaazz1 · 2020-07-14T11:09:09+00:00

“Say hi” nope piss off

devoushka · 2020-07-14T16:02:57+00:00

This is why you cant compliment men. They take it way too seriously.

IDontExist4u · 2020-07-14T17:18:33+00:00

Encountered some interesting profiles today, myself. One man described himself as charming, and another described himself as physically attractive. Why would you put either of those things in your profile? Either I can see you're attractive, or I will find you charming. Having to TELL me is a definite left swipe.

Edit: typos

Relevant-Giraffe7200 · 2020-07-14T09:17:32+00:00

Why are men so collectively out of touch with reality? My ex was like legit 2 inch and used to call me flat and tell me that I look like a boy. Bro, we literally scissor all the time and you could not even give me anal. Like you are the one talking about sizes? Really? Small pp is fine if the person attached to it is not a bigger pp.

Title	Y I K E S
Author	OCDwhale
Upvotes	112
Comments	16
Date	July 14, 2020 4:33 AM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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