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[–]FerociousCake 112 points113 points114 points 7 years ago (10 children) | Copy Link
Hmmm those whacky Scientologists might be on to something
[–]TheGillos25 points26 points27 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
You've got to be TTD and reenergize you thetan inhabiting RROD, your vanity, your ego. Get off medications and be pure NHL. Pure. Then you can be like the Cruise.
PM me, for only $5,000 and revealing all your secrets, we can get started.
[–]Enzo9511 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
and be pure NHL.
I play beer league hockey. Am I going to look good at my late 50s?
[–]TheGillos4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Depends on the beer.
[–]Saturn19810 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Labatt Blue!
[–]TheGillos1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Swill buddy
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[–]GrizzlyLeather8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Do you know what scientology is?
[–]amk72881 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Shhh we don't like those kind of people
[–]NonBitingOrca2 points 7 years ago [recovered] | Copy Link
Nope, im from Europe and all we have to deal with here is refugees and radical muslims.
EDIT: Ive heard the term scientology but I have no clue what these terms mean.
[–]TurtleTitan1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I mean, Mormons have a chance to be gods when judged, but with Scientology you get to have superpowers curing yourself of any affliction.
I'd pick Mormons from the two, with all the blind, disabled, fat members either the bar is too high or it truly is outright fake.
[–]Paladin290376 points77 points78 points 7 years ago* (9 children) | Copy Link
Imagine being married to the before and then ending up with the after.
Oh wait, never mind......that’s basically how every marriage in any western country ends up.
If I had to wake up next to the 2018 version, I think I’d blow my brains out. Like sleeping next to a stranger.
She literally looks like his Gran Gran. And women wonder why guys date younger girls. THIS is fucking why, hens.
[–]jamocadyn12 points13 points14 points 7 years ago* (5 children) | Copy Link
That's how every marriage to a woman ends up. Asian grandmothers don't look like they did when they were 18 or 21. Same goes with Black grandmothers...an added "bonus" is that their asses widen to 3 to 4 times (if not more) the size it was when they were in their late teens/early twenties.
[–]ExTerMINater2674 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
r/mgtow
[–]UltraCarnivore7 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
/r/lostredditors
[–]ExTerMINater2675 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Haha yes.
[–]JohnOrange21120 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Ass men might see that as a plus.
[–]jamocadyn0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Even if it's "cream cheese" cellulite? ugggghhh!!All yours, man.
[–]Careful_Description1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Makes sense why they married younger back then
[–]KumonRoguing1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Gotta get your money's worth then hope the plague gets her.
[–]Careful_Description0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The wall has evolved. It went from the plague and now personifies itself in overindulgence/roastie
[–]DemonGroover69 points70 points71 points 7 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
Hmmm the Wall strikes again
Her song should have been "Take My Plate Away"
[–]bfte227 points28 points29 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Highwaaaaayyyyy to the...Danger Wall!
[–]TheGillos16 points17 points18 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's got that ragged feeling.
Now her looks are gone, gone, gone.
Whoah oh oh oh
[–]bfte25 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I love this place hahah
[–]jayjones341 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You won
[–]spiesvsmercs14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to mention an older man generally has more resources/contacts etc. so it may be beneficial for the woman as well.
[–]aguszymite1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Tbf Amal looks like she is seconds away from the wall in most pics
[–]gkp19854 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Seriously - Clooney is a bad example. He married her because of her brains and status - not just her looks. If he cared only about looks he could have found someone who doesn't look like Anne Hathaway's haggard older sister.
PS: Clooney is a tool - he thinks that his opinions hold extra weight because he's handsome and famous, despite having proven himself to be a fucking idiot Hollywood leftist virtue signaller on multiple occasions.
[–]underrated_kawasaki49 points50 points51 points 7 years ago (8 children) | Copy Link
Bitch hit the wall so hard, that the wall collapsed lmao
[–]kratos6497 points8 points9 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Holy shit! I can barely believe it's the same woman! Tom actually improved a bit
[–]aguszymite2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He looks like an older version of himself. Not bad for pushing 60. McGinnis on the other hand, ouch
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[–]marvelkombat6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
hit the wall so hard that you reach the wall behind
[–]UltraCarnivore4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
She's reached wall singularity
[–]JohnOrange21121 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So THAT was the sonic boom that I heard!
[–]VenetianCares 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
for the unitiated. wall #1 = age 27-32. when a woman loses her youthful glow and is fuckable but not a big turn on anymore. wall #2 = age 35-40 when they become unfuckable
[–]Enzo950 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
She hit the wall, went airborne and catch the fence.
[–]guzman_hemi31 points32 points33 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That bitch aged like swiss cheese on a hot sidewalk
[–]no_gal_friend0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
blue cheeze.
[–]AbhijitManj24 points25 points26 points 7 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
The wall doesnt come for men naturally. Unless of course if they destroy themselves with bad habits. The wall comes for women naturally. Unless of course if they put some extra efforts to maintain themselves which majority dont do.
[–]WanderlustYouth5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is why im so happy to be a man, literally all you have to do to not look bad as you age is work out and eat well, all the testosterone keeps our bodies tighter for longer, while women start looking like muppets at the age of 30. Literally the only nerf to be being a man is going bald, and even that will be solved eventually...
[–]VenetianCares 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
case in point. Patrick Stewart. he looks old now but basically looked amazing until about 5 years ago. and hes old af
[–]aguszymite0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I think it's because they have more water in their bodies than men do. Makes them wrinkle from the inside out
[–]jackpapaya23 19 points20 points21 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Amazing what being a millionaire can do
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[–]usa_foot_print5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yea. I have a friend who is almost in her 60s and outside of obviously wrinkles, she still looks good. But she also works out, avoids drugs, and eats well
*outlier. ive seen it too but its about 1 in every 100,000 women
[–]Shimakaze414 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Top Gun 2019, it would look like his mother was visiting him.
*Grandmother
[–]Alek0231 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Great grandmother...
[–]Flakey4skin 14 points15 points16 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Our ancestors knew what's up, but soyboys and women these days frown upon guys dating girls much younger than them for this very reason.
[–]Gordon-G8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Mick Jabber fathered a kid in his 70’s
[–]johndover113 points14 points15 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
LMFAO. This is why relationships are returning to the historical norm of older man with younger woman. Both parties are a lot happier.
[–]GYN-k4H-Q3z-75B11 points12 points13 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He looks better today than he did in 1986, more accentuated features. I was going to say she looks like she could be his mother, but that doesn't get the point across. She looks like a turtle without its shell.
[–]Magnetar123580 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Turtlely Awesome!
[–]marcopoloman8 points9 points10 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Never thought she was anything special.
[–]ManWithShittyWings6 points7 points8 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
her neck smiles though
[–]iVah1d5 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
ahhh... patriarchy again...
[–]MrJonesWildRide4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Women age like bread
[–]Enzo955 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Milk.
[–]ExTerMINater2675 points6 points7 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Holy shit is this real??
[–]Gordon-G2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Yep
[–]sacredse7en4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
To be fair, she was like 10 years older than him when it was filmed.
[–]aguszymite4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Angela Bassett is like 60 and looks like a fucking goddess. There is no excuse for Kelly.
[–]Gordon-G4 points5 points6 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Good lord women age terribly !
[–]OddPhilosopher12 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh. My. God.
Disgusting.
[–]Careful_Description2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
This can't be true. This can't be right. The wall is merciful.... Right?
[–]hippomuhcampus 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The wall is merciful.... Right?
Definitely not in this case, LOL.
[–]zUltimateRedditor2 points3 points4 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Hey guys... guess which sex doesn’t need makeup to look desirable?
You only get one shot...
[–]Greetings11 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Still can't believe it's the same person...
[–]Freefrombitches1231 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He looks better now
[–]JamesOJames 1 point2 points3 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Kelly Mcgillis aged just as well as Tom Cruise she just looks like shit because she became obese.
[–]IcebergHermit 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
His hair plugs are world class
[–]EnglishBob71 9 points10 points11 points 7 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
That guy doesn't have hair plugs.
100% agree. dude has the follicles of a God. its easy to spot even the best ones.
[–]TheSud0070 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Oh my gosh 😭
The Wall is strong in this one.
[–]Jabronskyi0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Men age like wine, women age like milk
[–]Graypube880 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Undefeateee😂
[–]DanTheMGTOW 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Wow, she hit the wall harder than Wiley Coyote. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEZXCJS0Aro
[–]SpecialistParticular0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Please God let her be in the sequel!
[–]entropyoverdrive0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Always the butch dyke look!
[–]Spungo1 0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He might be a vampire
[–]sam123cherif0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Waouh, just Waouh suddenly I'm really happy to be a man.
[–]amywinehousewascool0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
People always rip on Tom Cruise but I have a hard time thinking of any movie I have seen him in where I didn't like him.
He is a pretty good actor, and at very least he always sells his role, he's always good, always delivers.
I know about Scientology and all that shit, but I don't really care. So what if he is a Scientologist, really? He is a man that can choose for himself what religion he wants to get involved in.
I have liked some people who I later found out were actual CATHOLICS!!!! Do you believe that? Fucking Catholics!!! Some people actually believe in that nutty shit. Like they support the Bible but they never even read it!
The only mediator between man and God is Yashua The Anointed One, not some pope representing Roman interests. But they still believe in a pope! Its ridiculous and silly!! Probably blasphemy if I cared more about it.
Point and laugh at their wacky religious beliefs.
[–]Ramazotti0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Holy shit.
[–]JohnOrange21120 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The wall was pulverized when she hit it.
[–]LetsStartFlame0 points1 point2 points 7 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I’m guessing they are not married since the photo separation, phew man
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